As I sit down to type this, I am also looking at my two-month old daughter resting gently in her swing. Ever since she was born, my mind keeps wandering to the same whimsical question: what is this little girl going to become when she’s older? Will she enjoy the outdoors, or art, or athleticism? Will she spend her time building things, or solving puzzles, or immersed in friends and fashion? More than that, will she find roadblocks to developing certain interests just because she has two X-chromosomes? Or will people trivialize her talents, hobbies, or life pursuit because it’s so stereotypically feminine and therefore unworthy of praise or consideration? I don’t have the ability to make all these decisions for her, but at least I know I can set her off on a good path.
At this point between seasons, the Poniless Summer™ starts to really take its toll on the combined mental stability of our forums at large. Though tedious, these periods of discussion (spurred by our unsated demand for new ponies) have also led to some of our most creative and memorable moments, including “Draw your own Super Saiyan duck” and “[Cheese] Bronies Love Cheese”. This summer is no exception, and it all started when forums user PictishBeast asked the simple question “What if ponies has iPhones? I know, right?”
Thanks to fake text generators like the one at this link, you can create your own hilarious pony conversations. Like this one!
You can pretty well guess what the response was.