Harem Protagonist is a very good game about making human connections with your fellow students and sharing an experience

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:07 pm

I can't tell if a bird flew into the window of if she's breaking into our room

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:07 pm

Isn't this, like, what eight year olds do?

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:08 pm

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:08 pm

how did she know which window was the right one

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:08 pm

I mean, she's throwing pebbles. Let's not oversell it here.

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:09 pm

I'm surprised she didn't try using psychic communication

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:09 pm

I get that Ava is supposed to be a social misfit like Ayano, but man how messed up do you have to be for that to be your take

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:09 pm

West Filly wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:09 pm
I'm surprised she didn't try using psychic communication

Actually an ESP test would have ruled

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:10 pm

Well... it's a thing to do

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:10 pm

And here comes the "I don't have any friends" reveal

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:11 pm

Huh, no sob story. I guess that's good.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:11 pm

The fact that I didn't even think of this probably means my brain is approximately as fucked as Ava's

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:13 pm

I don't know where this whole myth of IKEA furniture being easy comes from. Putting together IKEA furniture fucking sucks

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:14 pm

The rest of the scene is the dude carrying and assembling stuff for Ava and that's it

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:15 pm

Ikea furniture is easy so long as you rise above toxic masculinity and decide to read the instructions.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:16 pm

The game stopped giving me Izumi events so I have to start the game over again

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:17 pm

Is there some way you can just view the images and dialogue without having the game dictate what you see. Can you crack open the files?

Sheik · Post by **Sheik** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:18 pm

Wow this demo really is awful

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:19 pm

I wonder about this demo.

Is the demo leaving you feeling like you need to buy the full game to be able to finally see where this is going?

Sheik · Post by **Sheik** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:20 pm

Fartlord Dunktronix wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:11 pm

Huh, no sob story. I guess that's good.

Wow, a decent answer rather than the "I'm a loner and nobody likes me, but you're different" bs

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:27 pm

Okay so I did all of Izumi's events and with some weirdo fuckery I got way too many hearts and she still doesn't have a weekend event, but somehow I qualified for Ayano's arcade weekend event even though I only have 4 hearts with her???

Sheik · Post by **Sheik** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:30 pm

Kick her ass at fighting games!!

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:34 pm

Sheik wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:30 pm
Kick her ass at fighting games!!

I accidentally recommended her racing games so I started the game over to recommend fighting games instead and now I can't get the event again

Sheik · Post by **Sheik** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:37 pm

LOL this game is a mess!!

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:37 pm

Okay, it took me 5 restarts, but I got it again. I have no idea what the requirements are.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:37 pm

Sheik wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:37 pm
LOL this game is a mess!!

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:37 pm

Ah, mansplaining video games

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:38 pm

MANSPLAINING VIDEO GAMES

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:39 pm

At first I thought this was a really dumb play on an interation of Blazblue, but it's fucking Time Crisis

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:39 pm

Okay, I guess it really isn't mansplaining if it's the first time she's done it

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:40 pm

You know how some people will play as both players in a lightgun game to look cool?

I want to see somebody do that in Time Crisis, because it would look hilarious

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:40 pm

That's what qualifies as "a lot of physicality"?

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:41 pm

Given that this scene has an image which says IMAGE PLACEHOLDER, can I then assume that they intended to use the images they used in previous scenes?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:41 pm

Ayano's my kind of gal

Except for the part where she's a total prick

...so she's my kind of gal

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:43 pm

You really don't need to explain this

Your audience has seen a fucking Time Crisis cabinet

It's RIGHT THERE

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:43 pm

Why would a lightgun rattle

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:44 pm

Believe it or not, this is actual lightgun technique to fire faster. It's really funny to watch somebody actually do it, because it looks doofy as hell.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:45 pm

Now THIS is mansplaining, because she actually figured out the superior technique on her own

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:45 pm

So it goes on like this for a few more text boxes and guess what it's insanely boring because reading about people play video games is insanely boring

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:46 pm

Time Crisis more like Time CUCKED