Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:51 am

It's now dawning on me that this college has uniforms but it's college and what the hell kind of college has uniforms

I bet even Bob Jones University doesn't have uniforms

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:53 am

Fuck that, turn me into a mola mola so I can be an oversized, useless piece of shit

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:54 am

I went back and checked. Izumi and Elsa both have lips that match their hair color, but for some reason Amaya comes off as way more monochrome than they do. I can't explain it.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:55 am

First off, these two sentences have no actual connection to each other.

Second off, Elsa is already an animal lover! You can't give two different girls the same character trait!

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:56 am

Didn't really have to define the word "catalyst" for us twice in a row right there, hoss.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:56 am

Wow, the placement of "growing up" makes this sentence read awkwardly.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:58 am

Uh oh, Griffyndor girl is bad at math.

What will she be good at? Fashion?

Is she literally going to be 80s Barbie?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:00 am

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:02 am

I know it's not actually mansplaining if the man is actually competent and the woman isn't, but I just know that Rob is going to be as condescending of a prick as possible in the upcoming moments

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:02 am

Come on buddy, let's get some biotruths on how girls aren't good at math!

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:03 am

The highest form of flattery!

she wants your d

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:04 am

Position yourself to be her personal tutor and then she'll go out on dates with you! The perfect plan!

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:05 am

Is it just me, or did the entirety of her face completely shrink?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:06 am

Hold up, these problems have to be completed by the end of class?

Does this writer not understand what homework is?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:07 am

Sorry, but I don't think I've ever been in a class, at ANY point in my life, where the teacher just makes you do problems out of a workbook and you have to turn them in by the end of class

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:08 am

Due to helping her with classwork, she now owes you AT LEAST 1.5 sexings

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:10 am

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:11 am

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:12 am

I...

I really want to know what happens if you just straight up call her stupid

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:12 am

I'm pretty sure it's actually illegal for anyone under the age of 45 to say "you need to apply yourself"

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:13 am

Finally, I'm living out my fantasies of being a smug asshole nerd to girls

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:14 am

This is a little bizarre from a game design standpoint, because Izumi's first scene clearly didn't have a fail state, and Elsa's didn't look like it did either.

What makes Amaya so special?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:14 am

I'm sorry, is Amaya a rickety steamboat or something?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:16 am

Dude already has two girls falling over themselves to get on his dick, and he's disappointed that there isn't a third

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:19 am

Okay, time to rewind and not be a dickhead about it

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:20 am

Well, that was surprisingly brief compared to Izumi and Elsa's introductions.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:20 am

Please do not grab her by the wrist as she's leaving

please

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:21 am

sigh of relief

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:22 am

...how did she get into this school, again?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:23 am

I kind of wonder how much of the game is altered down the road if we laugh at her instead. I can't imagine it's too much, because I can't imagine the programmers put a whole lot of effort into this game.

For the record, this was yet another kickstarted VN. It pulled in a bit of 10k in crowdfunding.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:23 am

"Hogwarts had weird MC Escher architecture, so our school needs to have that too"

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:24 am

"fancy golden brown stairways" is one of those phrases that's a special kind of low-key shitty, but still very shitty when you stop to read it again

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:25 am

oh boy

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:25 am

Okay, first of all her hair is very clearly not in a bun

Second of all, I'm gonna go play Fire Emblem, goodnight thread

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:42 am

Wow this library is pretty stacked.

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:47 am

Cleavage

is

busting

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:52 am

furthermore, WOWEI

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:54 am

They might not be a teacher, but any staff member expressing interest in students is highly inappropriate. If that happens, ABORT

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:58 am

Fartlord Dunktronix wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:55 am

First off, these two sentences have no actual connection to each other.

Second off, Elsa is already an animal lover! You can't give two different girls the same character trait!

You can if you’re a bad writer

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:00 am

oh no it's the obligatory hot teacher