it's been a while since i've been this hungover

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it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 7:58 am

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lmao they couldn't even be assed to change the name of the game in the title bar

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 7:58 am

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Yeah that's what I said when I woke up this morning

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 7:59 am

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This is far more accurate than I'd like

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:00 am

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Yeah, same

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:01 am

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And on the fifth fucking sentence the writer has already forgotten how tenses work

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:01 am

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I'm trying to parse this sentence and I'm failing

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:02 am

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"I wasn't hungry, but I was"

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:04 am

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Is this narrator gonna talk in the past tense the entire time? Because that's really gonna bug me.

Also, it's been a while since I've studied psychology, but I'm pretty sure cortisol is not linked to hunger.

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:04 am

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WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:06 am

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I love that this dude works at a hospital, one of the very few work places where you can directly impact people's lives for the better, and he's still pissing and moaning like a baby.

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:06 am

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The ever-dreaded moment of... going to work like you do every day.

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:07 am

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Calling it now: dude was in a car crash and now he has to do physical therapy and falls in love with the therapist

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:08 am

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Who the fuck says that? Is this some bastardization of Zeno's Paradox or something?

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:09 am

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jfc i have no idea what's going on anymore and we haven't even met a character yet

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:10 am

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Daydream. Just fucking say daydream.

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:11 am

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TIDDY #1: ACQUIRED

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:12 am

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Oh god fucking dammit, is this going to be some childhood friend bullshit

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:12 am

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Apparently it's going to be even dumber than that

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Angel Beat (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:52 am

Oh no.
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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:19 am

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I love the fact that the writers for these games are so fucking trapped in visual novel bullshit that they have to make the protagonist Japanese even though the story is very obviously not taking place in Japan

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:20 am

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BLUSHU

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:20 am

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This is a very interesting and important piece of dialogue that needs to be here

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:21 am

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I'll ignore the missing capitalization and just say that Erika is clearly dressed up like a doctor and being an assistant would clearly be a step down for her

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Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:21 am

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I guess this writer just really hates the word "professor"

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Perrydotto (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:23 am

the anatomy looks even shittier and stiffer than usual in these games, lovely
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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:23 am

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OPTIONS:

- BE A GIGANTIC, SOCIOPATHIC DICKHEAD

- DON'T

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:24 am

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Okay, everything I know about medicine comes from Scrubs, but isn't being a surgeon a completely different educational path from being any other kind of doctor?

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:25 am

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car crash

it's a fucking car crash, isn't it

these people have no fucking imagination

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:26 am

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OH MY GOD HOW AM I ABLE TO DO THIS SO ACCURATELY

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:26 am

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"I put a disagreeable look on my face"

jesus fucking christ

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:27 am

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I'm glad that they drew a busty anime babe and didn't even give her a name

Wait, did I say glad?

I meant that I fucking hate everything

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:00 am

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She doesn't even have a name, why are you creeping on her

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:05 am

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BLUSHU

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:06 am

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How is this set of sentences so devoid of sex but still extremely creepy

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:10 am

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THIS CHARACTER DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING NAME

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:11 am

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waaaaaaaay too late on that one, buddy

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:11 am

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MAYBE YOU CREEPED HER OUT YOU ASSHOLE

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:12 am

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"You're weird. Please don't come back."

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:13 am

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ugh how stupid is this going to be

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Re: it's been a while since i've been this hungover

Post by Fartlord Dunktronix (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:13 am

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Not stupid at all. Color me surprised.

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