I was phoneposting all day, which includes phoneponywatching. Hell of a way to spend a pony day. But now HD is up! Soooo...
- The cold open is a really strange bit of writing at first, but once you see what's going on it's pretty hilarious. First time through, when they said "Maybe there's something to this newspaper business", I was like, "Uh, you didn't even discuss what it was supposed to be. Is this an editing error, or... what?" —But, of course, thatsthejoke.gif
- Speaking of which, I love how when they reveal to Apple Bloom what they've been doing, she just straight up laughs her ass off. Doesn't snicker and then correct them, she just laughs in their goddamn faces and keeps on laughing even when the camera cuts away. I find that unreasonably funny for some reason.
-

"I'm only involved as an advisor." Another one of those lines that still just makes me giggle at the fact that it's in a My Little Pony cartoon. The level of respect this show has for its audience just keeps surprising me.
- DT's entrance is prefaced by seeing the silhouette of her tiara through the half-window. Awesome.
- "Well, I, the editor-in-chief-in-charge, am going to deliver us to newfound glory!"

Hell of a line. By the way, I wonder whether DT owes more to "
Princess" from PPG than other characters in roughly the same mold.
- It's awesome that the bird's nest that Scootles investigates is the same one they helped put together using the newspaper in the cold open. I love little bits of totally unnecessary continuity like that.
- God, that's the worst printing press ever. Just squirt ink all over the rollers with a ketchup bottle why don't you.
- This is an amazing face right here:

HOW DARE YOU FORCE ME TO DIRTY MY HOOVES KICKING THESE STORIES OFF MY DESK
- "And take your notepads and your hats from the 40s with little press cards stuck in the bands with you!"
- Aw man, Featherweight can kindasorta fly already (or at least hover). Poor Scoots had better be building up to an episode about flying. She can't
not be, can she?
- Also Featherweight runs like a deer. What a weird design.
- Yeah, "LITERALLY" does make me cringe, but at least it's being used properly. Maybe it'll teach kids to use it appropriately or something. E/I baby!
- We've seen the swingsets and tetherball set as far back as (I think) Feeling Pinkie Keen, but it isn't until now that we see them being used.
- The high-hoof uses a more classic "whip-crack" sound effect rather than the "clop" sound they've usually used in the past.
- I did laugh out loud at S&S trying to get in the paper for doing the gum thing a second time and SB going "We're doomed". Though up to this point it's been a pretty bog-standard "cartoon" story, and not very uniquely Pony. My brain was just at this point adjusting to this being just "that kind" of episode, and okay then I'll laugh at that; it's a good joke and I'm game. Little did I know, that's right when it starts to take a turn for the

- "Was she raised in a barn or something?" Great,
great line. This is where M.A. Larson starts to do what he seems to love doing best, which is to fuck with the universe's premise. Hang on tight from here on out!
- Rarity being less mature than Sweetie Belle in this scene. It's in-character and everything! Honestly, I think the Rarity/SB interaction in this episode shows an awful lot of Sisterhooves influence, and that is all to the good. (Also shows that Larson is keeping very close tabs on the others' scripts.)
- Tabitha's laughing at "gum on their bum" is among her best bits of delivery, right up there with her freakout squeal when Photo Finish leaves for the first time.
-

TWONG
I can't get enough of that gag. Get more

, I
dare you.
- Guys, Fatkid sounds so much like Milhouse I almost can't believe it's a coincidence.

(I can't believe they gave him a speaking role and not a name—someone go talk to Nayuki on Allspark and get the scoop! *snap*)
-

TYPEWRITERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Kinda lazy bit of animation there.
- Rarity being completely fixated on hooficures in the spa scene.

I must admit to finding Rarity to be a great comic foil when she's being insane.
- Especially when RD starts to waver, and appeals to Twilight for confirmation that hooficures are worth it. I love how she just gives this subtle little nod, and that's all RD needs. Rainbow trusts Twilight's judgment on fun things.
- Oooh, when RD's just about to get her hoof filed, that New Agey music slides so smoothly into OMG TENSION.
- "Forget it! I don't like ponies touching my hooves!" Another great out-of-the-blue line.
- "This column is a little softer than our usual gossip." You know, I can't help but read all kinds of meta stuff into this dialogue. This line right here is coming straight from the writer's heart; these are the thoughts that were likely running through his head regarding one
episode or another. It says that the writers are geared to recognize subtle stylistic trends and changes in their own work, and to tell when they're pulling their punches. I wonder what had him all self-critical at this point. This episode itself? It's About Time?
- During Twilight's "Canterlot Snob" bit, listen to the music—very briefly, it plays a riff of that crazy "Twilight freakout" theme. Where's it from originally? Return of Harmony? Lesson Zero?
-

WHAT IS THIS FACE
Fury at the groundless insinuation, or shame because it's true?
TELL MEEEEEE

- RD with the pile of newspapers collected from Cloudsdale: great piece of offscreen storytelling. Larson has such a knack for hitting us with crazy shit out of left field like this. And then seeing her tail sticking out from under the pile, twitching. What a great visual.
- While Rarity is drama queening over her diary and all the others pop up to look all worried, Pinkie just sits there grinning and reading over her shoulder.

- Incredible sequence of expressions here:



-

"MOST EVIL PONY IN EQUESTRIA"
Nah, we've found out who that is. Diamond Tiara.

- Rarity's scene berating Sweetie Belle is really interestingly textured. It starts out all drama-queeny and Sisterhoovesy, and yet still consistent with Rarity's immature behavior throughout the episode up to this point; but then there's that line: "Just like when
I snooped through your saddlebag! You didn't like
that much, did you?" —She cops to her hypocrisy and suddenly lands on the same maturity level as SB, and is able to get serious all of a sudden. The rapid change in tone during this ten or fifteen seconds of dialogue is really remarkable.
- I really do like how the CMCs have been legit feeling bad about being gossip columnists ever since about the halfway point in the episode, and it takes everyone else this long to catch up to them. They've already learned the lesson this week; they're way ahead of the adults here.
- "Do you really think that writing nasty things and making everypony feel horrible is your destiny?" Again, Larson tweaks with the universe's concepts here, and makes us go "Ohhhh yeah, cutie marks and predestination and all that. Hmmmh."
- "Goody-two-horseshoes" is great.
- I
so want it to be true that Featherweight taking a picture of DT blackmailing the CMCs is instrumental to the story—he documented the CMCs in embarrassing situations to allow them to be blackmailed, and now he's got the dirt on DT, just in case anyone wants to use it. That right there could have been the resolution in a different show: "Extry extry read all about it! Editor-in-chief blackmails gossip columnists!" —But they didn't, possibly because it would have been too easy, and also possibly because now Featherweight gets to have traveled from benevolent force to evil and back to good, all without making any conscious decisions as a character on his own. Really strange and clever bit of story design, and I have to figure out how much to read into it.
- Dousing the CMCs with rainwater is such a Rainbow Dash thing to do. She doesn't give a fuck that they're kids. They reap what they sow, goddammit.
- Angel being a non-dick to Fluttershy again here.

Nopony, BUT NOPONY, makes Fluttershy cry BUT ME
- Twilight's force field can only have come from Larson. Also I love how Spike's voice is a little bit muffled from behind it.
- When AJ said, "Yup" and "Nope", I swear my heart rate rose by thirty percent, because I knew, I
knew what was coming next. And when I actually heard it I don't think I was even remotely prepared for it anyway. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard and so earnestly at anything since the Discorded library scene. I think we were all expecting that someday they would subvert the Big Mac trope along these lines, but we never knew when it would happen or under what circumstances. This was simply perfect. This whole sequence is just so damn funny, scene after scene, while at the same time being so damn melancholy, with mournful music and hurt feelings and everything—this is

at their very best.
- Ponyville rolls up its sidewalks Bridle Gossip style. ...Coincidence?
- God damn, Scoots buzzes her wings when she's thinking about how bad tomorrow will be. On three. One two three HNNNNGGGG
- Weird cut between the clubhouse, the exterior orchard scene at sunset, and then straight to the schoolhouse for another establishing shot before going to DT in the basement. The sunset and sunrise are so visually subtle and so quickly handled that the timing almost doesn't make sense.
- "You're lucky I'm nice." And stupid!

- Ha, that kid in the schoolyard reading the paper, just flapping his tail up and down.
- I love how DT's voice actress just leans
so hard on her enunciations, especially her P's.
- RD's angry raincloud-stomping is a wonderful bit of animation. Can't wait to see that as someone's av for the next
n weeks.
- Neat how they press the paper up against the force field like a window.
- The instant DT is demoted from her job, she goes straight from Evil Adult Hearst mode to "spoiled little kid" mode. TTHHBBBT
- So the only thing that stopped the CMCs' embarrassing photos from being published was Cheerilee intervening.
So let's go through these gags, shall we? Each one is M.A. Larson playing with the show's premise and/or giving the fans a fun shoutout.
- "The Great and Powerful Trixie's Secrets Revealed!" Brilliant way to bring that back, and you know it's only because of the unexpected fan reaction.
- "Celestia Just Like Us!" God, her face! What a fucking face. Let's subvert the universe for a throwaway gag, shall we? And I also love how Twilight got offended on Celestia's behalf. Each one of these is carefully designed to be meaningful only to the pony who calls it out, and everyone else is all like LOL WHATEVER until her number comes up.
- "The Mayor dyes her mane gray!" Okay, I think we probably all were expecting a mane-dyeing joke to come up somewhere in here, but the Mayor? Dyeing it gray? God damn. Talk about keeping us on our toes.
- "Applejack Asleep on the Job". Boy, if that doesn't send her off on Applebuck Season Mk. II...
- "Big Macintosh: What's He Hiding?" Thank you, Larson. Thank you.
- "Twilight Sparkle: I Was a Canterlot Snob!" And here we dig back as far as Episode 1 for character-arc inspiration, not to mention some nice worldbuilding detail ("muddy roads and low-class rubes"). So much hidden character development to be dug out of this scene: Twilight now knows how far she's come and is pretty ashamed of the flaws she used to have (because let's face it, this would have been a pretty hard-hitting factual story, huh? Especially if told by Spike, her put-upon lackey back in Canterlot).
- "Fluttershy has tail extensions!" Another of the kind of thing that I was expecting; I sure wasn't expecting to care so much about whether it's true.
- "Pinkie Pie is an out-of-control party animal!" Well yeah. (Though I do love the lampshade-on-head/dancing-in-the-punchbowl 50s-style party antics.)
- "The Cakes are breaking up!" Yes, we have not only had an adultery joke in this show, we've now also done divorce. The Cakes have pulled an awful lot of comedic weight this season, a lot of it pretty tough stuff aimed at the put-upon parents in the audience.
- "Rainbow Dash: Speed Demon or Super Softie?" Pretty neat way to play on the idea that RD would probably be the pony with the biggest obsession with her public image (remember her very first introduction: "Ya heard of me?"), as well as being totally clueless at first about the damaging nature of gossip, even about her. (Naturally she thinks the only thing anyone could print about her would be positive. This revelation is legitimately rocking her entire world right here.)
- "The Drama Queen Diaries" That's gotta be some sordid stuff, knowing Rarity—being the one who holds out the longest and the one who's naturally the most into gossip, her diary must be some incredible reading. (Also "drama queen" has only ever appeared once before, in another Larson episode. Larson has kind of a unique take on Rarity, I think.)
Yikes. What a
dense episode. I sure wasn't expecting much from this thing given the synopsis, but there's
just so much.
