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post retorts you only thought of way too late, devoid of context

Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 1:28 am

i was going to start the thread off, but i can't think of any
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:22 am

yeah? well take your fucking stroller and shove it up your ass, buddy
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:58 am

So much for the "tolerant" disco scene :smugdash:
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Post by Octavia (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:29 am

We'll the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:57 am

And another thing...
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:53 am

How about you do yourself and society a favor and hide in your panic room till the oxygen runs out.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:03 am

Maybe it’d be harder for me to “resist arrest” if you’d hit the gym once in a while
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Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:08 am

oh man, i thought of a really good retort to start the threat off with, but its too late
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:13 am

Oh yeah? What're you gonna do, stab me?
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:21 am

You call that an anal probe?
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 1:13 pm

GET FUCKED! :seethe:
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Post by Jill (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 1:49 pm

don't blame me. blame yourself or God

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Post by Skipper (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:40 pm

No, that's actually not the stupidest thing you've ever heard me say!

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Post by Skipper (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:40 pm

Er, wait...

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Post by Octavia (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:49 pm

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Post by Jill (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 4:59 pm

cut the RED wire

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Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:33 pm

how appropriate, you fight like a cow
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Post by Octavia (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 7:31 pm

That's what she said!
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i am daikatuna
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Post by Skipper (?) » Fri Oct 04, 2019 2:33 pm

I yam what I yam

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Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Fri Oct 04, 2019 2:34 pm

its dim light jackass, if it were pitch black you'd be just as blind as i am
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