ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD (for real this time)

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:10 pm

It begins!

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:11 pm

Now she really gets to be 1000 tears old!

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:11 pm

FINALLY

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:14 pm

Also, you'd assume his wife and daughter (who are also presumably immortal) would be just as, if not more distraught than Twilight.

But nope Twilight's gotta be the sadsack that can never move past it and heal.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:16 pm

twilgiht sparkle is the princess of crying over graves

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:16 pm

But here I am being a dumb nerd nitpicking the lore implications of the fandom's sadness porn.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:17 pm

for you see, cadance and the kid have since moved on, it's been 20 years, after all

but twilight has a duty and that duty is to cry over that grave every day at 6:40 pm sharp

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:27 pm

this is now a sequel to our previous ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD thread

Bigdog · Post by **Bigdog** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:31 pm

given that twilight's mane and tail are being swept in opposite directions, I can only conclude that she is standing at the center of an invisible vortex, or possibly a powerful downdraft that spreads outwards as it hits the ground

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:34 pm

It's the weight of her despair.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:50 pm

Perpetual Motion wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:34 pm
It's the weight of her despair.

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:57 pm

So much kite flying wisdom died with him

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:14 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:14 pm

Where is Princess Celestia when I need her?

Another margarita, sister?

Also, oh no Scootaloo

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:17 pm

wow hasbro killed off rainbow dash

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:21 pm

She was too gay. Had to be fridged.

Mr. Big · Post by **Mr. Big** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:24 pm

Wait, shouldn't Scootaloo also be dead in that pic?

Oh no...

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:35 pm

Live fast, die young, leave a weirdly displacement-free corpse

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:36 pm

Also lol at anyone who thinks Dash won’t have her ashes launched into space

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:44 pm

or strapped to a firework and blown up

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:51 pm

Rarity will have a fabulous pyramid with Opal mummified alongside her

Fluttershy will be composted and returned to the ecosystem

Applejack will, following custom, be interred in the Apple family mausoleum, aka the turnip shed

Pinkie will distribute her consciousness across 10,000 dimensions to re-cohere when the stars are right

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:55 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:17 pm
but twilight has a duty and that duty is to cry over that grave every day at 6:40 pm sharp

CRY OVER GRAVES ERRYDAY

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:57 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:55 pm
CRY OVER GRAVES ERRYDAY

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:57 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:44 pm
or strapped to a firework and blown up

She may have saved Scootaloo from that fate, but she thought it was cool enough to try it herself. Hence the ironic graveside tears.

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:58 pm

640 cry it

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:59 pm

twilight's gamer handle is xXx640WeepinXxX

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:59 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:59 pm
twilight's gamer handle is xXx640WeepinXxX

omg

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:58 pm

Eventually, Twilight will have to turn Chrissy and Co. loose so she'll have someone to hang around with.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:59 pm

when they die she'll cry over their graves

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:00 pm

probably bury them near her friends

to make the weeping rounds easier

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:08 pm

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:58 pm
Eventually, Twilight will have to turn Chrissy and Co. loose so she'll have someone to hang around with.

Oh god she's gonna make the changelings impersonate her dead friends, isn't she

Aria Genisi · Post by **Aria Genisi** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:56 pm

you see, twilight isn't crying at shining armor's grave, she's just bad at planting the garden by his cool statue while he's getting the fountain from the landscaping place. she's just perpetually crying because she's become the crying lady liberty statue equivalent in bad political cartoons

stonecutter · Post by **stonecutter** (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:07 am

Aria Genisi wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:56 pm
you see, twilight isn't crying at shining armor's grave, she's just bad at planting the garden by his cool statue while he's getting the fountain from the landscaping place. she's just perpetually crying because she's become the crying lady liberty statue equivalent in bad political cartoons

TheArtrix was making Twilight cry long before she became a princess.

Skipper · Post by **Skipper** (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:34 am

Twilight is actually crying out of shame for Shining Armor's unbelievable megalomania, erecting (heh!) a statue for himself.

Skipper · Post by **Skipper** (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:36 am

I mean, c'mon! You're a pony! A fresh carrot and the occasional snoot boop should be sufficient for you, but noooo, your sister becomes royalty and all of a sudden you need a monument??

Captain Rufus · Post by **Captain Rufus** (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2019 4:40 am

Is Queen Level Twilight basically Batman then?

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:14 am

joe chill killed twilight's friends

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:52 am

Joe Chill is Pony Joe's super-villain name. He's just the donut guy, but with Mr. Freeze's backstory.

Skipper · Post by **Skipper** (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:56 am

Enjoy your donut... OR DIE!

Dong Strongly · Post by **Dong Strongly** (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:22 am

Octavia wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:14 pm

Lmao she was 9 years old