"Millennials are killing _________!"
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"Millennials are killing _________!"
There's pretty much an article a day from major news outlets about the things Millennials are killing. So post the best new ones here as they come up. I'll start with this Business Insider Article of the top 19 things Millennials are killing. Those poor, maligned oil companies, banks, shitty and/or creepy chain restaurants, overpriced diamond and handbag retailers might never recover! DAMN THOSE MILLENNIALS!
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"millennials don't like motorcycles and that's killing Harley's sales"
Ugh no, Harleys are the most expensive production motorbikes out there except for some Ducatis. They might have got away with it, but Harley Davidson markets itself as a blue collar working man's motorcycle when they're priced like an exotic Italian superbike. Even BMW, who market themselves to middle class middle management types, sell their bikes for significantly less than this company who's trying to sell their machines to the kind of guy who wears the same hamburger-grease-stained T-shirt he woke up in.
Imagine if Ford sold their next pickup truck for the price of an Alfa Romeo sports car and then started whining about a lack of sales.
Ugh no, Harleys are the most expensive production motorbikes out there except for some Ducatis. They might have got away with it, but Harley Davidson markets itself as a blue collar working man's motorcycle when they're priced like an exotic Italian superbike. Even BMW, who market themselves to middle class middle management types, sell their bikes for significantly less than this company who's trying to sell their machines to the kind of guy who wears the same hamburger-grease-stained T-shirt he woke up in.
Imagine if Ford sold their next pickup truck for the price of an Alfa Romeo sports car and then started whining about a lack of sales.
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13 Food Trends Mellenials Should Just Kill Already
I'm just glad news outlets are starting to see the potential of Millenials as cultural assassins. I'll gladly destroy an industry for the highest bidder.
I'm just glad news outlets are starting to see the potential of Millenials as cultural assassins. I'll gladly destroy an industry for the highest bidder.
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Pumpkin is great and stuff with it only exists for like 2 months a year so everyone else can just deal with it or better yet just don't order it and leave more for me.Juju&Lulu wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:40 pm13 Food Trends Mellenials Should Just Kill Already
I'm just glad news outlets are starting to see the potential of Millenials as cultural assassins. I'll gladly destroy an industry for the highest bidder.
Pamplemousse La Croix is also great and I'm not sure how calling it "flavored water with bubbles" is supposed to be an insult because I've tried other, cheaper versions of flavored seltzer and they're not as good.
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Millennials killed my little pony.
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these are less good since nick was revealed to kind of be a creepo jerk but just imagine griffin is reacting to a robot voice. griffin is the star
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Yeah it taints Car Boys toosharkmafia wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:54 pmthese are less good since nick was revealed to kind of be a creepo jerk but just imagine griffin is reacting to a robot voice. griffin is the star
Fortunately MBMBAM is still good shit. Also, the Polygon Show is a great podcast if you haven't heard it. I'm not even that into video games and I still really enjoy it.
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Makes it harder for me to watch early Awful Squad too, since he was in almost every stream. Also, Touch the Skyrim.
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millenials are burrying the funeral industry
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Have Millennials been accused of killing murder yet?
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millenials kill death
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Millennials have ruined voting for everyone by not voting enough.
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What will the post-millennial generation kill?
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Post Millennials killed the internal combustion engine
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Robotics killed mechanical engineering
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Post millennials are ruining the oil industry, and this has nothing to do with the fact we ran out of oil
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Shut up about Millennials killing things until it becomes a coordinated series of mass murders, then sign me up.
Sign me up for the stories about it, not the actual killings.
Sign me up for the stories about it, not the actual killings.
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i wish millenials would kill superhero movies
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i made this same thread back in aug and nobody replied
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yes, sadly
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That's like wishing for a year without a new Star Wars movie.
It's not happening
It's not happening
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yes, sadly
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Millenials are killing me right now, oof ow
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totes a millennial here ama
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aaaaaagh my bones, damn millenials
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i remember reading about how millenials are killing fabric softener
well i'll let you know i use fabric softener all the time and it's a good product, so fuck you news. you're full of shit
well i'll let you know i use fabric softener all the time and it's a good product, so fuck you news. you're full of shit
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i never use fabric softener
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i probably wouldn't but the water here smells of chemicals and i think it's hard enough that softener is recommended be used
i feel like it does get more softer results out of clothes tbh than just plain water rinsing
i feel like it does get more softer results out of clothes tbh than just plain water rinsing
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I use fabric softener because I am a consumer whore.
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I use fabric softener because I secretly huff it all the time and it has no affect on my brain thing whcih work operation well ghood nice
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This but with disc brake cleaner
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i huff glue