Okay, so I’m not expecting to love this one because the Oldsters of Harmony are, by and large, not super interesting to me. Just laying that out there: ball’s in your court, show! Now dazzle me!
• Although I
do like Rockhoof’s voice and I
do like the fantastical weirdness of hanging around your own hometown’s archaeological dig.
• He should go hang out with the yaks, they’d get along like gangbusters.
• Yona agrees with me!
• Suddenly a few smashed desks are a PROBLEM. Man, remember when Ponyville used to get demolished every other episode?
• I don’t care if the dragons do it all the time, that fire-breathing competition was clearly a fire hazard and it should’ve been stopped. Like, I don’t think the school has magic anti-fire protection or anything. I’m on Rockhoof’s side here.
• Hi Blossomforth!
• He’s good-hearted but clumsy, and needs a place to belong. That’s every ‘90s Disney protagonist and they all turned out OK!
• Never
ever thought I’d see Applejack getting into meditation.
• “Coltic”
• Respect his petrification fetish, Twilight! Quit kinkshaming!
• Spike is best substitute teacher.
Yeah, that was pretty good. Nice ending and Rockhoof is a cool dude, and that carried it.