Youtube CC: "Literally Burning"

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

Obviously the greatest sport ever.

Even Rarity knows that slams and jams are beautiful to behold.

[Warp]

Oh man all these have me laughing so hard. There is like nothing funnier to me than engrishy type humor and I wouldn't have it any other way

also,

That is such a badass thing to threaten someone with.

[KillerJunglist]

That is such a badass thing to threaten someone with.

"I'mma kick yo ass, 80'S STYLE! Get ready for some vintage 1989 painful death!"

Yea, that does work really well! I would actually love to see that line show up in a movie now.

[Contra Calculus]

CC knows what the manliest show on tv is:


Rarity thinks all brown people are the same and like the same things:


Rainbow Dash the biochemist:

[GlaziusHe finds himself through the martial arts discipline of Nokando, which he says hardens the body and turns the mind inward.]

I wonder if he's related to Sexual Harassment Panda.

Now there are a series of books on economics in Twilight's library written by Costs and Benefits Panda.

[Blarghalt]

Didn't you know? Rarity is a collector of painful deaths.

It's like regular death, except with shutter shades.

[DarkMatter]

People just don't die today like they did in the 80s!

[LemonAIDSLemonAIDS' Live Webcam]

huh. So thats why twilight has a baloon.

[Eightfold WayIf it means so much to you, why don't you fly the Gundamn?]

Fluttershy has had too much to drink at the Grand Galloping Gala it seems.

Fluttershy just wasn't the same since the Vengaboys broke up. (Their new material: just not up to snuff.)

...Twilight, you seriously need to rethink your ballooning privileges.

[jerryleeA brave mare once requested meTo answer questions that are key]

Sort of on-topic, is there any source at all on the Internet for properly captioned episodes? Google isn't much help. I've been wanting to see what all the fuss is about, but I'm hard of hearing and really can't get very much out of non-captioned media.

[Dong Strongly]

Sort of on-topic, is there any source at all on the Internet for properly captioned episodes? Google isn't much help. I've been wanting to see what all the fuss is about, but I'm hard of hearing and really can't get very much out of non-captioned media.

http://www.opensubtitles.org/en/subtitl ... s-magic-en

From what I can tell by the previews all the subs look pretty accurate . Hope to see you around a lot more!

e: I guess you have to actually download the episodes to use those, I doubt any youtube copies have proper subs

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

Redeye treated us to a surprise viewing of a little painful gem from 1987 called Beverly Hills Teens and though the mass of 1st world problems and extremely low quality almost drove me mad, there was some youtube CC nonsense to help me get through the pain!

And in the first episode, characters are already engaged apparently!



Chester got into daddy's feel-good cabinet!





"It needs to be about 20% less camp."



"Motherfuck, social rules aren't letting us spread the sweet-ass Word of God! I got 656 reasons it's fucking bullshit!"



This shark is selling bogus flu vaccines!



With these recent happenings around the globe, you gotta know how it affects your workers' wages! Also a lad wrestling a shark.



No I don't want it!



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We gotta call someone who knows a bit more about the Palestine situation!



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The Isreal investigator has turned up something!



Oh god NO not one of those!



This is how I feel about this show.



Goddammit, moisture, it's so fucking hilarious!



Such a great plan, no one saw them commit the crimes due to their dark clothing!



Need more money? Syphon it out of Mexico!



And that's just half of the magic I caught.

[Scuderia FerrarityThe Corndogs Of Today are the Tacos of Tomorrow]

Youtube CC: "Vintage 1989 Painful Death".


People surfing in cartoons in the 80's while playing a Flying V guitar.

What the hell man.



Man you've got the same face as your sister without the eyelashes. What the hell.

What the hell.

[Maximum Horseplay]

[DarkMatter]

Really? Because it looks more like the Dash.


Now girls, you're really too young to be thinking about things like that.


You fool! The child will take the bread and make peanut butter and jelly!


Honestly, the best thing about this is Pinkie's face.


Oh my, this can't be going anywhere good.





Sorry Rarity, but that looks more like Fluttershy to me.


Rarity and Fluttershy, plotting against the rebel scum.


Pinkie, please! This is a kids show!


It was off Amazon, Rarity. Please don't cry.


THIS IS THE POLICE. CEASE YOUR SECRET BUTT FUN OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE.


We love you too, YouTube CC. We love you too.

[Maximum Horseplay]

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

LAST TIME ON BEVERLY HILLS TEENS:

Nothing of value or merit happened and no one learned any lessons. What adventures will we have today?

Oh god it has 65 episodes!



Her boyfriend cries about how his grandpa, who fought in WWII died recently. Also, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THE ROAD? YOU'RE ALREADY ON A PHONE!



She doesn't give a shit, and talks about buying a famous person's tree collection.



I'm not sure which choice is worse.



Bianca is confident that this plan will net her the object of her affections swiftly.



She brought the coupon book. It's going to be a lean winter. He can feel it in his bones.



The crossover no one wanted to see: Mystics in Bali with Beverly Hills Teens!



Bianca's plan also involves ending entropy. Is this guy so hunky as to warrant that?



Sucks to be a minor character, doesn't it?



This show has gotten lazy about its jokes. Now it's just telling us that something funny is happening.



CHOOSE YOUR GAG:
1) Someone brought up Bianca's shameful theatre career!
2) The actors sure are wooden!



A dog chases cat scene very similar to this one was in the previous episode. We're 2/2 on animal chases so far.



I don't know why they had one so soon either.



While Luck lays in her giant fucking bed in her giant fucking room at her giant fucking mansion, she complains about having to deal with plebeians and crayfish.



I need something really strong, I mean a REALLY strong drink to sit through this.



Meanwhile, Bianca has plutonium regularly shipped, all part of her plan to kill chaos.



...Parts 2 and 3 didn't have CC, so that's all for now!

[TVarmy]

These are a grab bag from Dragonshy. Anything resembling a narrative is strictly accidental.


Rainbow Sash is enthused about her part time job in the business of killing Nazis.


Fluttershy is prepared to take everyone down a road to face deep existential questions.


She is bugging out, man.


Natural consequence of prior events.


Pinkie Pie's take on the Old South.


D'awww


Fluttershy on how modern banking makes a cave full of riches obsolete.


Team Building Exercise

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

He's intentionally trying to break Spike's brain. Angel may be rude but I never thought he was evil!

[Headless Horse]

LAST TIME ON BEVERLY HILLS TEENS:



CHOOSE YOUR GAG:
1) Someone brought up Bianca's shameful theatre career!
2) The actors sure are wooden!

Oh God I used to straight up watch this.

I don't know what context could possibly have unearthed this rewatching, but this show is on-topic in a way for me: At the first glimpse I got of Rarity in the pilot I thought "Oh no, Bianca is back. In pony form."


And then she cut off her tail and turned out to be the best pony.

[Redeye]

Oh God I used to straight up watch this.

I don't know what context could possibly have unearthed this rewatching, but this show is on-topic in a way for me: At the first glimpse I got of Rarity in the pilot I thought "Oh no, Bianca is back. In pony form."


And then she cut off her tail and turned out to be the best pony.

Originally we dredged this up from the graveyard of pop culture for the Jefferson Starship April Fool's prank, along with a lot of other nightmarish crap. Then I was kicking around doing nothing and I decided to try and watch some to test myself. I made it one minute into the first episode before I wanted to kill all the characters to death.

So, we watched two eps in an impromptu Suffering session. I'm surprised any of us are still alive, this thing is dire as all get. Vintage 1980's Painful Death indeed.

[KillerJunglist]

So, we watched two eps in an impromptu Suffering session. I'm surprised any of us are still alive, this thing is dire as all get. Vintage 1980's Painful Death indeed.

Now the title has a REAL meaning! And yes, we need more vintage 80's painful death in the synchtube. Nothing quite like that jerky animation and those stereotypical characters.

[Momar]

Arise, thread. Thread arise. Some selections from the ponython today.

Spike's really the no-nonsense type.


Rainbow Dash pretty much knows about the rumours.


Twilight, that's not number twenty-five...


Keep telling yourself that, Fluttershy


Drinking is not the answer.


Man, Fluttershy goes to a really dark place in this episode.

[ArtificerGoes well with All Natural Milk Naturally Flavored with Natural Flavors.]

Man, it sounds like poor Fluttershy has a really bad case of acrophobia.

: I'm not going to get mugged, not going to get mugged, not going to get mugged...

[BartonFink]

Spike's really the no-nonsense type.

Snips was looking forward to completely weird shit.

[PonderSketchThere's that nagging feeling again, like I should be doing something productive. Oh well.]

Man, it sounds like poor Fluttershy has a really bad case of acrophobia.

: I'm not going to get mugged, not going to get mugged, not going to get mugged...

Acrophobia's the fear of heights, brah.
But now you've got me wondering what the fear of crowds is. I can't remember what it is, and I can't be arsed to look it up.

[MochaBean]

Acrophobia's the fear of heights, brah.
But now you've got me wondering what the fear of crowds is. I can't remember what it is, and I can't be arsed to look it up.

Agoraphobia

[ozonethe ride never ends]

I believe the term you are looking for is Agoraphobia which is derived from the Greek word for "marketplace".

e: beaten

MOD EDIT: Don't use twistsay.

[ArtificerGoes well with All Natural Milk Naturally Flavored with Natural Flavors.]

Agoraphobia

I keep getting the two confused.

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

Well you should! I've got over 150 images of CC nonsense from a Saturday night stupid things synchtube extravaganza! B-B-BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

This time on Beverly Hills Pretty White Kids With Problems:

"The Italian Revolution is great and all, but what about my bro?"



"It's not a national holiday, but we can lounge around anyway because we're corpulent aristocrats!"



Despite this the surfer dude is worried about several types of radiation.



He just barely escaped a date with... his mom?



But there's no time for that, Dr. Can stole the baby they like (as opposed to the one they don't like?) and sent it to China!



He just hasn't been the same since then.



Chester has the solution: phat beats.



And... this thing they spent all their money on.



They would have more, but his sister got all of the grants.



Whoever that chick on the far left is, she's going to report the invasions of privacy this tiny robot is about to commit.



Maybe it was worth the criminal charges, as he plans to solve his problems with warfare!



And extreme weather!? What kind of madman is this!



At least his aspirations for war and weather aren't getting in the way of a higher education.



And he's planning to lead the army as president! If he wins the election we're all screwed!



The espionage plan failed. Plan B: hit him with a brick on his birthday.



If it succeeds they'll celebrate by... means of algae.



But the first step to overthrowing that guy's attempts to be Bob Dole:



For the strangest motherfucker around: A giant fuck-off machine.



"Wouldn't a machine this big hurt the environment?"
"Naw that environmentalist shit is bogus."



Meanwhile: how rich people make fun of AFC North fans:



But it turns out they don't have insurance because it was canceled. Poor AFC North.



I'm not sure what this i-



Is this a kid's show?!



Knowing the 80's? Probably accidentally.



Bianca has several hundred sources of income, none of which involve her working.



In order to stop the guy who is pretending to be Bob Dole from becoming President and gaining control of the military, they'll just suspend democracy! What could go wrong?



Yeah. Sure. Quality. That's what this show is.



She talks about how adorable Kelly's juggling show is.

I don't think this show has a character named Kelly.



What? What are you giving me?



...Uh okay.



NEXT TIME: The dramatic showdown with NotBob Dole! Actually no this show is really banal.

[NLTMONE....TWO....BOOKS.]

Obviously the greatest sport ever.

In Rarity's dream she is the star

its her

[Flippity FlopSecretly a sponge]

(If there are too many images in this post or it's too long, I can edit it) From "Look Before You Sleep":


Silly AJ! Rarity's not a salad! She's clearly a marshmallow!

Silly AJ! Rarity's not a windshield!

Who's Wayne?



Well, this one is kind of correct....kind of.

President Twilight agreed to free the hostages who were currently held in Egypt, but only if Rarity, AJ and some dude named Max forked over the dough, signed the contract, and ran around like idiots. Then all the ponies get their trains of thought derailed as they talk about math and books. Nerds. Rarity was also suprisingly morbid about the whole thing, but I suppose one would be when they've just had their identity stolen.
I never realised that the show was so political before this thread!

Bonus: the opening captions!


Why is the opening line always so disturbing when put through the Youtube CC?

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh stop telephonin' meh-eh-eh-eh

[Star Platinum]

Season 2 captions go!


"Okay Twilight, last week didn't go so well, I need you to get your shit together"


"Use of helmets is advised, y'all!"


Sparkle/Spike 2012!


Books make everything better.


this is me posting


Soap had been banned in Equestria since Discord's last defeat.


Discord is aware of his popularity!


And he does not appreciate Twilight breaking into his home.


"Forgive me Twilight, but I simply couldn't leave home without my jewels!"


Spike has not forgotten how he nearly died of pneumonia after Winter Wrap Up.


This makes Flutterjerk happy.


:pinkiebert:


Twilight noooo!


The blu-ray changes have driven Twilight to despair (or alternatively, she took a sneak peek at the ending.)


In this economic situation, this is a cause for celebration.


General Sparkle has no mercy on deserters!


"If Rainbow sees those pictures she will never know harmony again!"


With Discord defeated, Celest finally has time for some R&R.

[KillerJunglist]

With Discord defeated, Celest finally has time for some R&R.

New thread title found. I like the idea of the new Celestia toy saying this when you push the button.

"My wings are so beautiful"
"Are you a princess too?"
"Let's hang out!"

[DarkMatter]

Dude, I would totally hang out with Celestia.

[ArtificerGoes well with All Natural Milk Naturally Flavored with Natural Flavors.]

Dude, I would totally hang out with Celestia.

As would I, even if we don't become greatest of friends, making connections with the God-Empress of Ponyking surely helps one's network.

[AramekYour MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue."So you're saying..."Your brain is about 20% tumor.]

I think we'd all hang out with Celestia. The question is, is what mundane shit would we do?

I would totally go grocery shopping with her.

"Princess? Wanna get that asparagus? Don't use your mouth! Fuckin' gross!"

[ArtificerGoes well with All Natural Milk Naturally Flavored with Natural Flavors.]

I think we'd all hang out with Celestia. The question is, is what mundane shit would we do?

I would totally go grocery shopping with her.

"Princess? Wanna get that asparagus? Don't use your mouth! Fuckin' gross!"

We would go to the zoo!

That would actually probably be a terrible idea. Maybe Sea World.

[Headless Horse]

Take her to some horrible Will Ferrell movie or something.

She can have her own big bucket of popcorn, but watching her laugh inappropriately and block everyone behind her with her wings would be worth the price of admission.