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Hay R U There? Pony Text Messages

Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:56 pm

What if ponies had iPhones? I know, right?

Thanks to fake text generators like the one at this link, you can create your own hilarious pony conversations. Like this one!

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That's our Rainbow Dash! :wink:

The big field at the top, "Contact Name," is the name of the person who's texting the owner of the phone (took me a while to realize this). You can put whatever dialogue you want into the "sent" and "received" fields. Because there's no obvious way to identify which pony is the owner of the phone you have to infer it through dialogue.

So what else are those ponies up to?

(Note: This is splitting off from August General Discussion; mods please populate with previous posts kthxbye)
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Post by Snivian Moon (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:23 pm

:scootawoo: This is more fun than it should be.

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Post by Perrydotto (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:25 pm

This is too much fun. :-I

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Post by Tears (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:33 pm

PictishBeast wrote:What if ponies had iPhones? I know, right?


Possibly the greatest opening line since "It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York." :gotcha:
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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:34 pm

"BTW we're out of flour" :golfclop:
Discord has been prank-calling Celestia for a thousand years. :excellent:


WHO GAVE APPLEJACK A SMARTPHONE

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Post by Snivian Moon (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:46 pm

:-P I can imagine Applejack doing quite a bit of whatever the pony-equivalent of butt-dialing is.

Also, communication is the most essential part of any relationship. :gotcha:

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Post by Rarimi (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:54 pm

I'm spending far too much time thinking of situations for this

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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:56 pm

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EDIT: Gold stars for "crysssssstals" and "It's still terrible."
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Post by The Doctor (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:12 pm

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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:21 pm

^^ TWILIGHT UPDATE YOUR CONTACT LIST :twonk:

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Post by Rarimi (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:28 pm

I already love this thread :allears:

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Post by Stuff (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:45 pm

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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:11 pm

@Stuff: :sadrarity: @Rarimi: :facehoof:

Belated hat tip to BartonFink, who wrote this amazing thing which is 100% how I imagine the ponies would actually type.

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Post by SoundMonkey44 (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:18 pm

OK heres mine.

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Post by Rarimi (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:30 pm

I'm sorry Pictish, but that pun was all I could think of after your Zecora one :iamapony: I promise it's the first and last though.

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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:32 pm

^^ @SoundMonkey Scratch is apparently drunktexting too

^^ @Rarimi Thumbs up!

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:grumpydash: :twasnothin:
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Post by Stuff (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:49 pm

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Post by The Doctor (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:54 pm

PictishBeast wrote:^^ @SoundMonkey Scratch is apparently drunktexting too

^^ @Rarimi Thumbs up!

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:grumpydash: :twasnothin:


And we're done here.

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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:58 pm

^^ @Stuff Spikeget with the program geez Oops I mean Twi Spike is on the ball

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Post by Snivian Moon (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:08 pm

:iamapony: Pictish, you're slaying me with these. That last one was perfect.

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Post by Timber72 (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:14 pm

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Rarimi wrote:I'm sorry Pictish, but that pun was all I could think of after your Zecora one :iamapony: I promise it's the first and last though.


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This wins. Wow.
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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:15 pm

@Snivian I dunno what they're talking about Flutterby sounds pretty cool I would like to ingest beverages within our shared company

@Twilight Absolutely perfect how did that not even occur to me :psyduck:

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Post by Frosthawk (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:21 pm

E: Someone already made the joke, disregard. :v:
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Post by Rarimi (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:21 pm

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I feel like I should stop but it's just so much fun :gotcha:
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Post by Stuff (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:27 pm

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Post by SoundMonkey44 (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:31 pm

Got another one, because....boredom.

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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:35 pm

@Frosthawk awww, put it back up, great minds think alike
@Rarimi Two more hall-of-famers
@Stuff 100% :jingo: (also thumbs up for t spizzle)
@SoundMonkey yes I agree she would totally sign off as B-Seed


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Post by SoundMonkey44 (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:52 pm

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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:57 pm

^^ @SoundMonkey awww, poor Fleetfoot

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Post by Stuff (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:09 pm

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Post by Timber72 (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:23 pm

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Dun dun dun.
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Post by Wonkadoo (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:32 pm

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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:45 pm

^^^^^ :lol:


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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:46 pm

@Stuff AB that's a lot of bandwidth just for apples
@Twilight :nooooo:
@Wonkadoo That's Rarity alright
@Mechanical Ape Loophole closed

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Post by SoundMonkey44 (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:20 pm

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Post by PictishBeast (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:21 pm

@Stuff You gotta proof before you send, Twilight
@SoundMonkey :getinkie: :tom:

Also don't think I didn't notice Mareizon and Rarizon because I totally did :dreamworks:

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BTW how do you change the title of a thread? I want to change it to "Hay R U There" because that would be hi-LAR-ious obviously
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Post by Timber72 (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:24 pm

PictishBeast wrote:BTW how do you change the title of a thread? I want to change it to "Hay R U There" because that would be hi-LAR-ious obviously


A mod has to do it for you if someone someone has replied, since you lose the rights to the thread title box.
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