This thread is copyrighted

[Mr. Big]

This thread is ®, ©, ℗ and Reg U.S. Pat & ™ Off to ME. Yes, ME.

Therefore, anyone who views this thread without express permission to me will be therefore sued for 1 gajillion dollars.

See you in court!

[Skipper]

Your p is smaller than the others

[Perpetual Motion]

This is more or less equivalent to taping up a picture you drew on a wall in a public park and suing everyone walking by for looking at it.

[Mr. Big]

Your p is smaller than the others

Serious post: I don't know why it's like that. It bugs the hell out of me

[Skipper]

Be glad you didn't type two p's

[Gloomy Rube]

wowee that would be a major faux pas

[Gloomy Rube]

saying pee pee on the internet is, like, the greatest breach of netiquette™

[Skipper]

pee pee

That's a ban

[Gloomy Rube]

yeah it woulda been a ban if mr. big had said that, but luckily, that did not happen

[RIP Syndrome]

I didn't know this thread was a sound recording. either way because the sound recording copyright and copyright symbol are on the same line your thread is invalid

also I found no record of your trademark application, for shame

[Skipper]

ALSO THERES NO GOLD FRINGE ON YOUR FLAG AND THEREFORE I DO NOT AGREE TO CREATE JOINDER AND FURTHERMORE,

[Perpetual Motion]

I once sat down and had a long, face to face discussion with a real Sovereign Citizen. It was a trip. Did you know that when a cop asks you if you "understand," what they really mean is if you "stand under" them and are as such legally bound to their will?

[Skipper]

Well some people are in to that.

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

if there is any gold in this forum's design it is a martime forum and i'm not under the jurisdiction of the mods

[ToastGhost]

Big if true

[Fizzbuzz]

Does it count if you set your theme to Strive or Ponisummer, or would Kefka have to set the default theme to one of those?

[Madeline]

Does it count if you set your theme to Strive or Ponisummer, or would Kefka have to set the default theme to one of those?

I’m on learn, so therefore Mr Big does not own this post

[Skipper]

The default theme is a contract that the forum has opened in my name, making me essentially a corporation, so by going with a different one means that I'm no longer bound by the laws of Kefka's juridiction, officer Fizzbuzz. If that's your real name.

[Skipper]

I'm not a PERSON! I'm a HUMAN! By the laws of---

[gets tazed]

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

my name is DAIKATUNA not Daikatuna

[Princess Flufflebutt]

*pirates it*

[Mr. Big]

®, ©, ℗

The P is almost the same size, but it's still slightly higher than R and C. AAAHHHH

[Skipper]

lol

[RIP Syndrome]

Having P troubles here itt

[Skipper]

Do you drink enough Mr. Big?

[Mr. Big]

Do you drink enough Mr. Big?

I think I drink too much water, actually

[Weird Autumn]

i think you will find that i am judgement proof, which is fancy lawyer talk for broke as shit

[Madeline]

I think I drink too much water, actually

There’s your P problems explained

[Madeline]

i think you will find that i am judgement proof, which is fancy lawyer talk for broke as shit

big mood

[Skipper]

Me: [wakes up in middle of night from loud noise downstairs] Who's there??

Burglar: Shut up! I'm looking for money!

Me: Ok, let me know when you find it, I could use some.

[Mr. Big]

ⓌⒺ ⓈⒽⓄⓊⓁⒹ ⒶⓁⓁ ⓈⓉⒶⓇⓉ ⓉⓎⓅⒾⓃⒼ ⓁⒾⓀⒺ ⓉⒽⒾⓈ. ⓌⓄⓃ'Ⓣ ⓉⒽⒶⓉ ⒷⒺ ⒻⓊⓃ???

[Mr. Big]

Actually never mind. That is a terrible idea.

[Pocket]

Subway sign font

[Perpetual Motion]

[Mr. Big]