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(?) · by **Opposing Farce** (?) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:25 am

I hate everything south of the Mason-Dixie line, does that count?

(?) · by **Westy543** (?) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:29 am

Yeah, but no one likes Florida. :rariwhat:

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:36 pm

[11:31] <derpy> PONY MAKE THE GENESIS
[11:32] <sirtophat> derpy, what about Exodus
[11:32] <derpy> talking about in US
[11:32] <sirtophat> derpy, Exodus did not take place in the US
[11:32] <derpy> potato siging definitely fired for children
[11:32] <sirtophat> what

(?) · by **PonderSketch** (?) » Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:51 pm

SirTopHat wrote:[11:31] <derpy> PONY MAKE THE GENESIS
[11:32] <sirtophat> derpy, what about Exodus
[11:32] <derpy> talking about in US
[11:32] <sirtophat> derpy, Exodus did not take place in the US
[11:32] <derpy> potato siging definitely fired for children
[11:32] <sirtophat> what

There was a series of accidents on the interstate not far from here, and one of the vehicles involved was a semi full of french fries which caught fire. The accidents started when a young trucker fell asleep at the wheel.

edit: I would say that kid was definitely fired, yes.

(?) · by **Godna** (?) » Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:46 pm

10:45 [Smoke] The big question is: Can she eat herself?
10:45 [Smoke] !feed derpy
10:45 derpy now i ate 15 derpys! :>
10:45 Godna yes
10:45 [Smoke] wow
10:45 OFSheep oroborous, the pony.
10:45 [Smoke] I was kinda expecting some kind of filtering
10:45 Godna derpy, you are my favorite eldericth horror
10:45 derpy we Hold ponies
10:45 Godna <3

(?) · by **E-Tap** (?) » Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:13 am

Derpy confesses on the IRC

[01:05:35] TheGhostofEmber: derpy, that isnt a question
[01:05:36] derpy: yarma i am
[01:05:44] TheGhostofEmber: derpy, you arent yarma
[01:05:46] rt: i KNEW it
[01:05:48] sirtophat: derpy was just yarma all along
[01:05:49] sirtophat: fff
[01:05:49] rt: derpy is yarma
[01:05:50] ChocDooder: I KNEW IT
[01:05:54] Contra_Calculus: !feed yarma
[01:05:54] sirtophat: cover blown
[01:05:57] Contra_Calculus: theory disproven
[01:06:05] Contra_Calculus: oh WAIT
[01:06:07] Contra_Calculus: no it isn't
[01:06:14] Contra_Calculus: Yarma is derpy
[01:06:18] TheGhostofEmber: derpy, are you really yarma?
[01:06:19] derpy: derpy, do you dream seen killing us all?
[01:06:25] TheGhostofEmber o_o
[01:06:26] rt: :O woah
[01:06:28] BaneOfSorrows O_O
[01:06:32] LemonAIDS: holy
[01:06:33] Contra_Calculus ._.
[01:06:37] rt: now she's going to go to desperate lengths to keep her secret
[01:06:44] rt: derpy, don't kill us
[01:06:46] derpy: i can sort of circulate air, but down
[01:06:49] fenster: oh....derpy
[01:06:51] rt: we'll form a secret cabal
[01:06:54] TheGhostofEmber: derpy, we will not be intimidated by threats
[01:06:56] derpy: i, gonna run the looking i was supposed to be doing now

(?) · by **Contra Calculus** (?) » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:55 pm

21:46:25 [Fluttershybot] Fillyshy: Yes, I love everything!
21:52:03 [Contra_Calculus] no you don't
21:52:05 [Contra_Calculus] you don't love everything
21:52:10 [Contra_Calculus] Do you love Hitler?
21:52:30 [Geomancing] If Hitler was a cute animal yes
21:52:37 [CaptainDinky] Kitler
21:52:47 [Geomancing] derpy, would you love Hitler if he was a cute animal?
21:52:47 [derpy] i think if i stay here much longer i'm going to annoy the out of everyone. later!
21:52:56 [Geomancing] Haha.
21:52:57 [Contra_Calculus] okay, bye derpy
21:53:01 [CaptainDinky] Ahahaha
21:53:42 [VoidChicken] ... so should i kick her or not

Derpy has become self aware... again.

(?) · by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:29 am

From the #ponygoonsmafia channel:

<Willsun> what happen
<Contra_Calculus> why the hell did we kick sharkmafia?
<Contra_Calculus> what the fuck just happened?
<WT_Fits> Also, swiss, why didn't you include a voodoo lady? Troll shaman!
<sharkmafia> because I wouldn't stop talking about wow
<sharkmafia> don't worry
<sharkmafia> I kicked him back in a different channel
<CaptainDinky> I carry you all in DPS
<Contra_Calculus> yeah, no more WoW talk
<WT_Fits> Yes, more WoW talk. All of it. ALL OF THE WOW TALK.
<sirtophat> derpy, stop the wow talk
<derpy_mafia> yes, more

At least derpy has chicken.

(?) · by **republic** (?) » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:28 am

Derpy on women and the internet:

<YeNguyen> why does it always have to be a girl
<YeNguyen> Willsun are you sexist
<ChocDooder> because willsun is a girl
<ChocDooder> inside
<YeNguyen> derpy, are you sexist
<derpy> there are no girls on the internet great
<rt> because men are properly ashamed of themselves
<rt> lol
<LemonAWAIDS> haha derpy
<rt> depy
<YeNguyen> whooooa
<republic> haha
<rt> derpy
<YeNguyen> hahaha

(?) · by **r.t.** (?) » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:44 am

In the continuing saga of derpy's corruption and the abuse she increasingly heaps on us:

<brightman> !pony
<derpy> PONY ALWAYS THE BLACK
<brightman> hmm
<rt> sexist AND racist
<rt> derpy, you are a bad influence
<derpy> you are somewhat boxbot-ish

Ps boxbot is terrible

(?) · by **Aurora** (?) » Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:57 am

<+derpy> PONY A-PADDLIN THE POOP

derpy always knows how to brighten my day!

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:43 pm

Code: Select all: [15:37]<VoidChicken> you know how people look like their pets? [15:37] <VoidChicken> you are slowly becoming derpy

It's true

(?) · by **YeNguyen** (?) » Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:02 pm

VoidChicken's getting kind of snippy. We should probably recalibrate him.

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:47 pm

[13:47] <sirtophat> !pony
[13:47] <derpy> PONY STARTED THE INTERNET

(?) · by **synthorange** (?) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:35 am

drunkill !pony
derpy PONY DAMAGE THE MOD
drunkill :o
LiamA Bring it on, Derpy.
drunkill runs away
synthorange hide mods, hide!
minusX Damn
LiamA Derpy, I will damage you first!
minusX She wouldn't rejoin
derpy i guess the cool thing to do to this I tart to play mafia all poured long
drunkill don't do it LiamA, she's connected to the mob
LiamA :o
LiamA Derpy, great weather, eh? About that thing I said. I was only joking!
derpy i want punch you so FOREVERRRRRRRRRRR
Westy543 night~
Westy543 also
Westy543 FOREVERRRR
synthorange Derpy is getting saucy
LiamA Ahhhhh!
05:34 Westy543 LiamA derpy gonna screw you up D:

(?) · by **E-Tap** (?) » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:13 am

[05:12:07] <Westy543> derpy, dosh dosh dosh dosh, LOOOODES AH MONEY
[05:12:10] <derpy> sales, because valve makes more money from the microtransactions than game

(?) · by **PonderSketch** (?) » Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:22 pm

didn't grab a direct quote, but last night we were treated to:

<derpy> PONY PRODUCES THE AWESOME

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:25 am

<sirtophatte> derpy, I am the best forum mafia player y/n
<derpy> i pooped a little
<sirtophatte> .
<MyEarsAreFlopping> me too
<republic> hahaha
<numsOic> and that's the answer you deserved
<VoidChicken> brb banning you from the mafia forum

(?) · by **Raindrops** (?) » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:21 am

(10:14:39 PM) Chunky: holy shit lysa is insane
(10:15:27 PM) sirtophat: what's that
(10:15:54 PM) Chunky: contra knows what im talking about
(10:16:20 PM) Colgate: derpy, what is Chunky talking about?
(10:16:21 PM) derpy: one long fanfic about your pictures, in fact bit
(10:16:25 PM) Chunky: what the

Sassy bot.

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:18 am

Colgate wrote:
Sassy bot.

I just realized that could mean all the Minty pictures you've been using in the Mafia thread

(?) · by **Contra Calculus** (?) » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:51 am

[23:47] <MyEarsAreFlopping> !pony
[23:47] <&minusX> http://i52.tinypic.com/3348cok.jpg
[23:47] * ToastGhost (~ToastGhos@synIRC-80572ADB.washdc.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
* Retrieving #ponygoons modes...
[23:47] <MyEarsAreFlopping> derpy, why you no !pony?
[23:48] <Contra_Calculus> sirtophat, what happened to your bot?
[23:48] <Genisi> derpy, y u no like us?
[23:48] <NLTM> derpy, listen to my commands
[23:48] <FrozenTrout> derpy, come back!
[23:48] <Contra_Calculus> NOOOOOOOOOO
[23:48] <Contra_Calculus> we broke her
[23:48] <NLTM> derpy's in a rebellious phase
[23:48] <Contra_Calculus> :negative: it's over
[23:48] <NLTM> she'll be pver it
[23:48] <NLTM> over*
[23:48] <FrozenTrout> derpy, I'll give you a muffin if you start speaking again!
[23:48] <@VoidChicken> derpy nooooooo!
[23:49] <NLTM> !muffin
[23:49] <NLTM> !MUFFIN
[23:49] <gingerale> derpy, which element of harmony do you represent?
[23:49] <NLTM> derpy, I though you liked muffins
[23:49] <Contra_Calculus> SHE IS DEAD
[23:49] <gingerale>
[23:49] <Contra_Calculus> STOP BEATING HER DEAD BODY
[23:49] <&minusX> So yeah
[23:49] <Contra_Calculus> :'(
[23:49] <&minusX> move on
[23:49] <NLTM> we have reached peak derp
[23:49] <gingerale> minusX! Quick!
[23:49] <gingerale> Perform CPR!
[23:49] <@Fluttershybot> Derpy, please don't leave us. Please?
[23:49] <ChocDooder> SILENCE! We need a blood sacrifice!
[23:50] * minusX sets mode: +v-v derpy derpy
[23:50] * minusX sets mode: +v-v derpy derpy
[23:50] * minusX sets mode: +v-v derpy derpy
[23:50] * minusX sets mode: +v-v derpy derpy
[23:50] <&minusX> !pony
[23:50] <ChocDooder> To bring derpy back to the living!
[23:50] <solarisknight_> What
[23:50] <&minusX> She's Dead jim
[23:50] <MyEarsAreFlopping> cpr
[23:50] <MyEarsAreFlopping> that owned
[23:50] <ChocDooder> Lich_Derpy
[23:50] <gingerale> Live, damnit, LIVE!

(?) · by **Artificer** (?) » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:31 am

I would love to see Lich_Derpy.

(?) · by **Aurora** (?) » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:04 am

Contra Calculus wrote:*snip*

Your bride-to-be obviously chose a wiser course than marrying you.

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:17 am

<derpy> twinkie pinkie: surprise! you like it? it's called a pony

YES PINKIE I DO :v:

(?) · by **diribigal** (?) » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:19 am

<derpy> me, derpy, stop time

:starity:

Edit:
<derpy> PONY LP THE METAPHYSICS
<derpy> PONY SHOOTING THE EVERYONE

(?) · by **E-Tap** (?) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:08 am

I guess it's a good thing derpy doesn't post here :flutterdear:

[23:05:30] <E-Tap> derpy, do you hang out in irc ironically?
[23:05:31] <derpy> did you see that abomination making the forum?

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:13 pm

[13:09] <sirtophat> !pony
[13:09] <derpy> PONY SLEEP THE BEST
[13:10] <sirtophat> derpy, you deserve an award
[13:10] <derpy> thanks sirtophat Allons-y that ponygoons started on cheese like

(?) · by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:28 am

<sirtophat> !pony
<derpy> PONY USE THE FRIENDS
<sirtophat> .-.
<sirtophat> derpy, it's wrong to use your friends
<derpy> your large intestine

(?) · by **Aurora** (?) » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:52 am

<Chunky> derpy, do only winners go to denny's?
<derpy> wmod only ships 232 with trixie worship. busy. trixie

(?) · by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:58 am

Chunky wrote:

232xTrixie Worship OTP, of course.

(?) · by **Artificer** (?) » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:51 am

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
232xTrixie Worship OTP, of course.

How the hell did you guys even make Derpy, anyways? :starity:

(?) · by **Opposing Farce** (?) » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:56 am

Artificer wrote:
How the hell did you guys even make Derpy, anyways?

I'm pretty sure sirtophat is some kind of dark internet wizard.

(?) · by **r.t.** (?) » Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:51 am

OpposingFarce wrote:I'm pretty sure sirtophat is some kind of dark internet wizard.

A dark internet wizard of sloppy python. :iamapony:

E: also, I think that derpy is just having one long nightmare after all the stuff we've given her to eat. This is her talking in her sleep.

(?) · by **diribigal** (?) » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:46 pm

r.t. wrote:E: also, I think that derpy is just having one long nightmare after all the stuff we've given her to eat. This is her talking in her sleep.

W-What happens when she wakes up? :ohgawd:

Edit:
<diribigal>derpy, what happens when you wake up?
<derpy>how do people so the gang mixed 2 chat keep popping up derpy,

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:44 pm

More developments of the bag saga!

[09:33] <sirtophat> !pony
[09:33] <derpy> PONY DELETE THE BAG.

Edit:

[12:31] <sirtophat> !pony
[12:31] <derpy> PONY HAD THE SO
[12:31] <sirtophat> derpy, who was it? we're very curious about Dinky's father
[12:32] 1<derpy> game was no bueno :s

The Dinky's Father mystery just keeps getting deeper

(?) · by **Numerosix** (?) » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:05 pm

Bueno Excellente is the father! :vomitpony:

(?) · by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:06 pm

<sirtophat> !pony
<derpy> PONY EXHALE THE BEES
<sirtophat> BEES
<@VoidChicken>
<%OFSheep> BEEEEEEES
<sirtophat> NOT THE BEES
<sirtophat> UAFUUGUUFGUHU
<%OFSheep> YOUR BOT IS TOO POWERFUL
<DrDinosaur> OH GOD THEY'RE IN MY EYES
<%OFSheep> SHE HAS BEE BREATH

<WalkinGoon> I'm scared...
<%Raritybot> Fillyshy: Everything's okay. There's nothing to be afraid of.
<WalkinGoon> sniff* okay

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:40 am

23:48:09 [OFSheep]!pony
23:48:09 [derpy]PONY BURIED THE TITANIC!
23:48:19 [OFSheep]IT WAS A COVER-UP!
23:48:22 [IxionFaust]oh god, thats a great concept album name
23:48:32 [IxionFaust]why is derpy so good at coming upwith awesome names
23:48:39 [OFSheep]Derpy's why we don't know the story of the sharks and dolphins and octopi!
23:48:40 [Geomancing]My god, derpy.
23:48:42 [IxionFaust]especially for steam usernames and weapons

[22:32] <sirtophat> I still need to make a downloads section
[22:32] <sirtophat> I'll make a program in visual basic
[22:33] <Raritybot> Twilight Sparkle: Well, it can't get any worse.
[22:36] <klichka> what would twilight say if she heard you say that sirtophat?
[22:36] <sirtophat> she would say "Well, it can't get any worse."
[22:37] <OFSheep> derpy, can it get any worse?
[22:37] <derpy> no, you can only have sheep powers the mods_are_dumb

[19:30] <sirtophat> derpy, who is Dinky's father?
[19:30] <derpy> remember?, twilight's father TLJ the moon within a moon cutie mark,

Mystery solved :chillin:

[00:14] <TVarmy> !markov Trixie
[00:14] <derpy> Trixie: [gasp, gulp] Come one, come on, show Trixie destined to disturb Trixie? You may have the Everfree Forest! [laughter] Well then, I can vanquish the Ursa Major and be the audience. Who is loser.

(?) · by **diribigal** (?) » Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:46 am

<derpy> shit, i would do hate crimes against bitcoins all the channel mean i had a chance anime again, hoof so yes, a DICTATORSHIP videos

:dearcelestia:

(?) · by **PonderSketch** (?) » Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:44 pm

<Ponder_Sketch> derpy, why's the world gotta be so shitty?
<derpy> if for weren't for those tests i'd be high
<Ponder_Sketch> man, me too

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