Pretend to be the loneliest crow in the whole world and he didn't have any family or friends or toys
Toddler life is the thug life
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Toddler life is the thug life
Formerly "Thread in which I post things my 4-yo daughter asks me to pretend to be". Let's see if I can make this a daily thread
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Re: Thread in which I post things my daughter asks me to pretend to be
You be Epona just chilling out in ghost territory and then she gets turned into a ghost
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Re: Thread in which I post things my daughter asks me to pretend to be
Pretend to be a magical parrot guarding this cage that has a baby inside of it
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A dog that wants to marry Mrs. Pig but can't because he's not a prince
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I'm pretty sure Miss Piggy is still dating Kermit anyway.
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Harry Potter's dad Harry Henry who does not like his son
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A cow fighter that hates all the cows in the world. He's a soldier who wants to defeat ALL the cows
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I had a girl who was precious to me but a cow took her away, you see
Now I fight cows not for money, but for love (and that ain't funny, yo)
And here's why: I will avenge my lady with my life
Or until I die in a fight against the dairy-making army of the night
This rhyme tells the story of the...
Cow Fighter, toughest man farms have seen!
Cow Fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely!
Now I fight cows not for money, but for love (and that ain't funny, yo)
And here's why: I will avenge my lady with my life
Or until I die in a fight against the dairy-making army of the night
This rhyme tells the story of the...
Cow Fighter, toughest man farms have seen!
Cow Fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely!
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I think the term she was thinking of is "hot dog" but I wasn't gonna correct herTara under a towel in which a hair dryer is blowing wrote:I'm as warm as a pocket dog
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You be the girl sleeping in her ancient crib on her cash register pillow and then a big boss came and grabbed her crib up and stole it
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This is how I feel you can usually tell TV writers don't have imagination/kids themselves - When they show children playing with their toys and the stories the kids come up with are super boring.
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You should see the OC she designed in this other thread
Me: Why is his face dirty?
T: He got pudding all over he's face
Me: And on his ears?
T: That's strawberry jam
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Tara wrote:Everyone take turns pretending to be Rainbow Dash that's a boy
Rainbow Dash that's a boy wrote: HeyYyyYy you DuDeS
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your daughter has a promising career in fanfiction ahead of her
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That one sentence is miles better than most fanfics out there
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I was explaining new year's diets and her response was
Tara wrote:Why don't they eat friggin' zucchini???
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There was an entire storyline about that on "FoxTrot" where the mother plants zucchini, not realizing how fast they grow. The family wasn't happy about it.
I can speak that this is true from experience. We even got a zucchini plant the following year, apparently because there was a seed or two we missed when cleaning up.
I can speak that this is true from experience. We even got a zucchini plant the following year, apparently because there was a seed or two we missed when cleaning up.
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Tara wrote:I'm a superhero that has all the powers of a normal clam
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Tara's voice from inside a closed bathroom wrote:Uh oh, I'm having a boss battle
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She has discovered sonnets
Tara wrote: I love you more than monkeys like to eat bananas
I love you more than waterfalls like to splash on me and you
I love you more than clocks like to tell us the time
I love you more than Malcolm likes to hurt people
I love you more than curtains like to swoosh and stay still
I love you more than tigers like to eat meat
I love you more than doors like to open and shut
I love you more than deers like to hop in the springtime making us laugh
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After drawing butterfly wings on the letter "N"
Tara wrote:I made a butter-letter
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Tara wrote:Do only bad people play bad videogames?
Yes
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Tara wrote: You're the perfect size for my collection
What collection?
Tara wrote: Uh....my human collection
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Are friends not just a collection of humans? A collection of humans you want to surround with?
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
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Tara wrote: Let me smell your eye
*sniff*
OK, it smells like you have enough courage
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You can't stop spinning in this next spinning contest or else you'll get locked in the spinning contest jail
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She meant "narwhal"Tara, playing with her stencils wrote: And then, the dragon turned into a wonderful screw shark
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Me wrote: I took away your belt because you were whipping people with it
Tara wrote: Well if I hit ME would you take away MYSELF???
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The combination of child's imagination and the emotes are top notch.