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Image What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?

:allears: Trick or tweet.
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Image What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?

Image Scream and sugar.
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Image How do vampires start their letters?

Image “Tomb it may concern…”
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Image I have won first place in this Halloween costume contest 16 years in a row. This year I'm dressed as a hotdog. I'm on a roll.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:33 am

Image What's the best way to get rid of a demon?

Image Exorcise a lot.
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Image How do the two mummies get along so well?

Image They have great wrap-port.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:43 am

Image Who helps little pumpkins cross the road on the way to school?

Image The crossing gourd.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:18 am

Image What noise does a witch’s breakfast cereal make?

Image Snap, cackle and pop.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:15 am

Image How did the vampire race finish?

Image Neck and neck!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:51 am

Image Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?

Image He heard stake was bad for his heart.
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Image Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?

Image He heard stake was bad for his heart.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:15 am

:flutterdear: What do you call a haunted chicken?

Image A poultry-geist.
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Image Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Image Dayscare centers.
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Image Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Image Because he had the drumsticks.
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Image The floor was so dusty that it seemed to be suffering from sweep deprivation.
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Image When the doctor said I had a problem with my patella I had a knee jerk reaction.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:54 am

Image What is a turkey's favorite dessert?

Image Peach gobbler.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:54 am

Image Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

Image It contained 24 carrots.
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Image Why did the turkey cross the road?

Image It was the chicken’s day off!
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Image Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?

:maud: The nearest doc.
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Image Why does everyone need bread on Thanksgiving?

Image Because loaf makes the world go round.
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Image What is a shoe repairman's favorite dessert?

Image Cobbler.
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Image Why did the apple cry?

Image Its peelings were hurt.
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Image Where did the first corn come from?

Image The stalk brought it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:33 am

Image Did you hear about the comedian who drank a pot of gravy?

Image They say he was a laughing stock.
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Image Why were the cranberries wet?

Image They were Ocean Sprayed.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:17 am

:maud: What showed us how much the Mayflower liked America?

Image The way it hugged the shore.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:08 am

:ponder: Why couldn’t the green bean answer the door?

Image It was in the can.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:49 am

Image What did the sweet potato mom like to read as a bedtime story?

Image Green Eggs and Yam.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 17, 2018 8:28 am

Image How did they clean their clothes on the Mayflower?

Image Tide.
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