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This fog's as thick as peanut butter!
You mean pea soup.
You eat what you like, and I'll eat what I like!
You mean pea soup.
You eat what you like, and I'll eat what I like!
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How could it be so? It came without ribbons!...it came without tags!...it came without packages, boxes, or bags!
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Spirit! They're gone! Spirit, they've vanished!
Not quite all.
Not quite all.
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You think you're so smart with that blanket. What are you going to do with it when you grow up?
Maybe I'll make it into a sport coat.
Maybe I'll make it into a sport coat.
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What's the matter? Didn't you see that traffic light?
What's a traffic light?
Up there on that lamppost.
What's a lamppost?
You want a ticket, wise guy?
I'd love one. To the North Pole, please.
What's a traffic light?
Up there on that lamppost.
What's a lamppost?
You want a ticket, wise guy?
I'd love one. To the North Pole, please.
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Majesties, I give you this much greeting.
What news of the foul Malmydons?
Scattered to the Nine Vectors, My Lord.
…and the Sheepsqueezers of Splatican Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast’s nobbo?
Well, they’re dead, if that’s what you mean.
Plus, Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?
No, Princess, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibblies; because you just made them up.
Hah hah hah hah hah! Excellent, Commander! You have most pleasantly wibbled my frusset pouch. Bring forth the gift with which you honour me.
What news of the foul Malmydons?
Scattered to the Nine Vectors, My Lord.
…and the Sheepsqueezers of Splatican Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast’s nobbo?
Well, they’re dead, if that’s what you mean.
Plus, Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?
No, Princess, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibblies; because you just made them up.
Hah hah hah hah hah! Excellent, Commander! You have most pleasantly wibbled my frusset pouch. Bring forth the gift with which you honour me.
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O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how lovely are thy...
Scoot over, Sonny Boy! Let ole Grandma take a whack at that!
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how lovely are thy branches! Whoa-whoa-bee-doop-bee-doop-bee-doop!
Scoot over, Sonny Boy! Let ole Grandma take a whack at that!
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how lovely are thy branches! Whoa-whoa-bee-doop-bee-doop-bee-doop!
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He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mister Snow. He's Mr. Icicle, he's Mister 10 below.
Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much.
Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much.
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Baldrick, you wouldn’t see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing “Subtle Plans Are Here Again”.
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Click for Fullsize Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends.
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Ah, Spike, this is excellent, excellent. All the riff-raff and the spongers dealt with and gargantuan quantities of tuck to be gobbled.
Here, have a wishbone. What do you wish?
I wish there was some meat on this.
Those last two were particularly satisfying. It felt like having a go at the real Princesses Celestia and Luna.
It was the real Princesses Celestia and Luna.
Don't be ludicrous, Spike. What would the Princesses be doing here?
They come to visit you to reward you for being the nicest mare in Equestria by giving you 50,000 bits, a pair of wings, and the title of Princess of Friendship.
It couldn't have been the Princesses because when they visit people, they leave their Royal Seal.
What? Like this one?
Yes, just like that...
Here, have a wishbone. What do you wish?
I wish there was some meat on this.
Those last two were particularly satisfying. It felt like having a go at the real Princesses Celestia and Luna.
It was the real Princesses Celestia and Luna.
Don't be ludicrous, Spike. What would the Princesses be doing here?
They come to visit you to reward you for being the nicest mare in Equestria by giving you 50,000 bits, a pair of wings, and the title of Princess of Friendship.
It couldn't have been the Princesses because when they visit people, they leave their Royal Seal.
What? Like this one?
Yes, just like that...
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He brought everything back, all the food for the feast. And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.
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I must get that hat back! Think nasty, think nasty, think nasty!
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You surprised to see us, Clark?
Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
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Bread... that this house may never know hunger.
Click for Fullsize Salt... that life may always have flavor.
Click for Fullsize And wine... that joy and prosperity may reign forever. Enter the Martini Castle.
Click for Fullsize Salt... that life may always have flavor.
Click for Fullsize And wine... that joy and prosperity may reign forever. Enter the Martini Castle.
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Clarice?
Papa!
You get back to your cave, this instant!
But, I...
This instant, young lady!
Yes, sir.
Now, there's one thing I want to make very plain: no doe of mine is going to be seen with a... a red nosed reindeer.
Papa!
You get back to your cave, this instant!
But, I...
This instant, young lady!
Yes, sir.
Now, there's one thing I want to make very plain: no doe of mine is going to be seen with a... a red nosed reindeer.
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Well, well, Mrs. Claus. How's your husband doing? Out doing another commercial for my brother?
Oh come now. You know he's not on your brother's payroll.
Oh come now. You know he's not on your brother's payroll.
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Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars.
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Increasingly paranoid, Santa's obsession with security begins to hinder everyday operations.
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Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
That's right, that's right. Attaboy, Clarence.
That's right, that's right. Attaboy, Clarence.
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Dad would chop down the tree.
Chores.
Mom would fix up a meal.
Work.
Doc Boy would get in the way.
Click for Fullsize Fighting. Big fat hairy deal.
Decorating the tree.
Gardening.
Click for Fullsize Wiring all of the lights.
Electrical contracting.
Wrapping boxes and writing out cards.
Click for Fullsize Office work, outta sight.
Chores.
Mom would fix up a meal.
Work.
Doc Boy would get in the way.
Click for Fullsize Fighting. Big fat hairy deal.
Decorating the tree.
Gardening.
Click for Fullsize Wiring all of the lights.
Electrical contracting.
Wrapping boxes and writing out cards.
Click for Fullsize Office work, outta sight.
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Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time again
Let them know it's Christmas time again
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I've been looking for you, big sister. Will you please write a letter to Santa Claus for me?
Well, I don't have much time. I'm supposed to get down to the school auditorium to direct a Christmas play.
You write it and I'll tell you what I want to say.
Okay, shoot.
Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want.
Oh brother.
Please note the size and color of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties?
TENS AND TWENTIES? Oh, even my baby sister!
All I want is what I... I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
Well, I don't have much time. I'm supposed to get down to the school auditorium to direct a Christmas play.
You write it and I'll tell you what I want to say.
Okay, shoot.
Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want.
Oh brother.
Please note the size and color of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties?
TENS AND TWENTIES? Oh, even my baby sister!
All I want is what I... I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
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And Twilight, yes, doing vital work in Maintenance... really vital.
l work in Letters.
Letters, of course. l'm so sorry.
-You moved me after l tripped over that plug and melted down the student barracks.
l lost everything in that flood!
l work in Letters.
Letters, of course. l'm so sorry.
-You moved me after l tripped over that plug and melted down the student barracks.
l lost everything in that flood!
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That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for the lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheading, and call off Christmas!
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We'll have to outwit the fiend with our superior intelligence.
How?
Douse your nose and run like crazy!
How?
Douse your nose and run like crazy!
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Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near.
Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp.
Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we.
Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart, and hand in hand.
Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp.
Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we.
Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart, and hand in hand.
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It's Christmas Eve! It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we, we ... we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be. It's a miracle. It's really a sort of a miracle because it happens every Christmas Eve.
And if you waste that miracle, you're gonna burn for it. I know what I'm talking about.
You have to do something, you have to take a chance. You do have to get involved. There are people that are having, having trouble making their miracle happen! There are people that don't have enough to eat, there are people that are cold! You can go out and say hello to these people! You can take an old blanket out of the closet and say "here", you can make them a sandwich and say "Oh by the way, HERE!"
I, I get it now! And if you ... if you give, then it can happen, then the miracle can happen to you! It's not just the poor and the hungry, it's EVERYBODY who's GOTTA HAVE THIS MIRACLE! And it can happen tonight for all of you! If you believe in this spirit thing, you'll -- the miracle will happen and then you'll want it to happen again tomorrow, you won't be one of these bastards who says "Christmas is once a year and it's a fraud." It's NOT! It can happen EVERY DAY, you've just got to WANT that feeling! And if you LIKE it and you WANT it, you'll get GREEDY for it! You'll want it EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE and it can happen to you! I -- I believe in it now! I believe it's going to happen to me now! I'm ready for it!
And I ... it's great. It's a good feeling, it's really better than I've felt in a long time. I, I, I'm ready. Have a Merry Christmas, everybody.
...
Did I forget something, big man?
God bless us, every one.
And if you waste that miracle, you're gonna burn for it. I know what I'm talking about.
You have to do something, you have to take a chance. You do have to get involved. There are people that are having, having trouble making their miracle happen! There are people that don't have enough to eat, there are people that are cold! You can go out and say hello to these people! You can take an old blanket out of the closet and say "here", you can make them a sandwich and say "Oh by the way, HERE!"
I, I get it now! And if you ... if you give, then it can happen, then the miracle can happen to you! It's not just the poor and the hungry, it's EVERYBODY who's GOTTA HAVE THIS MIRACLE! And it can happen tonight for all of you! If you believe in this spirit thing, you'll -- the miracle will happen and then you'll want it to happen again tomorrow, you won't be one of these bastards who says "Christmas is once a year and it's a fraud." It's NOT! It can happen EVERY DAY, you've just got to WANT that feeling! And if you LIKE it and you WANT it, you'll get GREEDY for it! You'll want it EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE and it can happen to you! I -- I believe in it now! I believe it's going to happen to me now! I'm ready for it!
And I ... it's great. It's a good feeling, it's really better than I've felt in a long time. I, I, I'm ready. Have a Merry Christmas, everybody.
...
Did I forget something, big man?
God bless us, every one.
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Hello? Jingle Bells, number 1 elf speaking. May I ask who is calling please? Oh, hi, Mrs. Claus. Yes, Mrs. Claus. Okay, Mrs. Claus. Sure thing, Mrs. Claus. Right away, Mrs. Claus.
Who was that?
That was...Ooh.
Who was that?
That was...Ooh.
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I am the Great Quarter Past Five. Father Time sent me to help you on your journey.
The Great Quarter Past Five? May I call you Quart for short?
I'd rather you didn't if it's all the same to you.
The Great Quarter Past Five? May I call you Quart for short?
I'd rather you didn't if it's all the same to you.
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No! When my scepter dies, I go too. I turn - I turn - I turn into a tree.
What an exit.
What an exit.
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I wish he would have come to me first. I know just how he felt. I bet they called him names and wouldn't let him play in any New Year games.
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Happy New Year!
And may it be shiny, too!
And may it be shiny, too!
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You're wasting your time; the Great Pumpkin is a fake!
Everyone tells me you are a fake, but I believe in you. P.S.: If you really are a fake, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
Everyone tells me you are a fake, but I believe in you. P.S.: If you really are a fake, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
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Spirit... who's lonely grave... is this?
Why, yours Ebenezer... the richest man in the cemetery!
Why, yours Ebenezer... the richest man in the cemetery!
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Jack, please, I’m only an elected official! I can’t make decisions by myself!
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Not again! Writing a letter to a stupid pumpkin? You make me the laughingstock of the neighborhood! All they talk about is my little brother who always writes to the Great Pumpkin. You better cut it out right now or I'll pound you!
There are three things that I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.
There are three things that I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.
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You guys look ridiculous.
Arr, I've killed men fer sayin' less than that, but I'll letcha live, seein' as how yer the only man who'll change me kitty litter.
Arr, I've killed men fer sayin' less than that, but I'll letcha live, seein' as how yer the only man who'll change me kitty litter.
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Arrr, it do be a land-lubber who be shovin' lasagna in his face. I declare this booty property of the queen.
Hey! Who do you think you are?
Arrr, I be Orange Beard the Pirate Cap'n, an' this be me first mate, Odie the Stupid.
Hey! Who do you think you are?
Arrr, I be Orange Beard the Pirate Cap'n, an' this be me first mate, Odie the Stupid.
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