Holiday Season Quotes

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:23 pm

Movies, TV shows, songs.

What's the matter, big brother?

Nothing. I was just checking the mailbox.

What did you expect, a turkey card?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:29 am

Anyway, why should I give thanks on Thanksgiving? What have I got to be thankful for? All it does is make more work for us at school.

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:35 pm

You can't go home, man. This pageant's your chance to spread some Christmas spirit. And that's contagious, like V.D.

I just... I don't think I have it anymore, Leo.

Ah, don't be fooled, man. V.D. comes back.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:39 am

What's this? A piece of toast? A pretzel stick? Popcorn? What blockhead cooked all this?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:00 am

What are you going to do on Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown?

My mother and dad, and Sally and I are all going to my grandmother's for dinner.

Why don't you come along, Linus? We can hold hands under the table.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:19 am

This is not unlike another famous Thanksgiving episode. Do you remember the story of John Alden, and Priscilla Mullins, and Captain Miles Standish?

This isn't like that one at all.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:31 am

I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.

That's right. I've seen you make toast. You can't butter it, but maybe we can help you. Snoopy, you go out to the garage and make a table we can set up in the backyard.

Applepie2017 · Post by **Applepie2017** (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:08 pm

The Grinch: Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!

Clown: [singing]
[looking at a present Jack brought]
Clown: It's a bat!
Man Under the Stairs: [singing] Will it bend?
Clown: [singing] It's a rat!
Man Under the Stairs: [singing] Will it break?
Undersea Gal: [singing] Perhaps it's the head that I've found in the lake.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:52 am

And now there's another problem.

Now what?

We may have to return to England.

Turn back? Are they crazy? After all we've been through?

Applepie2017 · Post by **Applepie2017** (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:24 pm

Kid: What are their names?
Willie: Who?
Kid: The Elves.
Willie: Shit, I can't remember, I think one of them is Sneezy and there's a Dopey...
Kid: That's the seven dwarfs!
Willie: You're shittin' me? I thought... I was thinking there was a... I don't know! Fuck, kid; I just call them you know Bub, I call them... I say hey Bub or Chief or whatever the fuck, I tell them to make the god dammed toys.
Willie: What the FUCK is wrong with you? I can't remember this shit. Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?
Kid: How old are they?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:20 am

You're holding my hand, Chuck, you sly dog.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:19 am

I think I'm losing control of the whole world.

*Now* what's wrong?

Now she's bringing Franklin, too. Peppermint Patty's invited herself, Marcie, and Franklin over for Thanksgiving dinner. And I'm not even going to be home. I'm going to be at my grandmother's.

Why don't you just call her back and explain it to her?

You can't explain anything to Peppermint Patty because you never get to say anything. I'm doomed. Three guests for Thanksgiving, and I'm not even going to be home. Peppermint Patty will hate me for the rest of my life.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:53 am

What are we going to wear to this big Thanksgiving party, sir? What time do we go?

Well kid, I'm gonna go like this. Ole Chuck is pretty cool about dates. He always wears that striped shirt of his.

I just talked to Charlie Brown. He said dinner would be served a little earlier.

Great, we're ready.

You think I should wear a tie?

No, you can go as you are, Franklin. I don't think Chuck'll mind. Besides, he didn't say it was formal.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:27 am

Do you know what we have to do? We have to write an essay on Stanley Miles.

You mean Miles Standish.

I can't keep track of all those names.

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:57 am

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Hearths Warming. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Hearths Warming since Fancy Pants tap-danced with Songbird fucking Serenede. And when Celestia squeezes her fat white ass down that chimney tonight, she's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:05 pm

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN

NAOOOO :yeahhh:

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:11 pm

West Filly wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:05 pm
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN

NAOOOO

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:32 pm

The Doctor wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:57 am
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Hearths Warming. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Hearths Warming since Fancy Pants tap-danced with Songbird fucking Serenede. And when Celestia squeezes her fat white ass down that chimney tonight, she's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

I have this image of Celly backing down the chimney like the Grinch. "She got stuck only once, for a minute or two..."

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:33 pm

the fire's going out!

POKE IT SIR, POKE IT

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:48 am

What kind of Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where's the turkey, Chuck? Don't you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where's the mashed potatoes? Where's the cranberry sauce? Where's the pumpkin pie?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:44 pm

You were kind of rough on Charlie Brown, weren't you, sir?

Rough? Look at this! Is this what you call a Thanksgiving day dinner? Did we come across town for this? We're supposed to be served a real Thanksgiving dinner!

Now wait a minute, sir. Did he invite you here to dinner, or did you invite yourself, and us, too?

Gee, I never thought of it like that. You think I hurt ole Chuck's feelings? I bet I hurt his feelings, huh? Golly, why can't I act right outside of a baseball game?

Marcie, maybe you could go to ole Chuck and patch things up for me. Maybe you can tell him how I really feel. Tell him I didn't mean it the way it sounded. Marcie, you can do it. You go and see him and tell him I really like it and I think the dinner's okay with me.

Well, I don't know, but I'll try. I think maybe you should go to Chuck and tell him yourself.

No, Marcie, I'll just ruin everything. You know I'm too brusque and rough. You go and speak for me.

Well, okay.

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:14 pm

No one on Earth will ever know ... that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:46 pm

We've got ANOTHER holiday to worry about. It seems Thanksgiving Day is upon us.

I haven't even finished eating all of my Halloween candy!

Sally, Thanksgiving is a very important holiday. Ours was the first country in the world to make a national holiday to give thanks.

Isn't he the cutest thing?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:43 pm

Don't feel bad, Chuck. Peppermint Patty didn't mean all those things she said. Actually, she really likes you.

I don't feel bad for myself; I just feel bad because I ruined everyone's Thanksgiving.

But Thanksgiving is more than eating, Chuck. You heard what Linus was saying out there. Those early Pilgrims were thankful for what had happened to them, and we should be thankful, too. We should just be thankful for being together. I think that's what they mean by 'Thanksgiving,' Charlie Brown.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:35 am

Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, *awful* idea.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:11 am

Don't forget the chocolate pot roast with smishmashio...with smiminish...with yogurt.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:13 am

Your brother, Harry Bailey, broke through the ice and was drowned at the age of nine.

That's a lie! Harry Bailey went to war! He got the Congressional Medal of Honor! He saved the lives of every man on that transport!

Every man on that transport died. Harry wasn't there to save them, because you weren't there to save Harry.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:16 am

Come closer. What do you desire?

Well, we're a couple of misfits from Christmastown, and now we'd like to live here.

No, that would not be possible. This island is for toys alone.

How do you like that? Even among misfits you're misfits.

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:55 pm

Who's "LEON"?

I think he was born in the manger next door.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:09 am

You surprised to see us, Clark?

Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:07 am

You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown?

You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted! I know when I've been insulted!

Good grief.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:40 am

Hush my dear, tears cannot bring Tiny Tim back to us.

No! Not Tiny Tim!

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:11 am

AUGH?!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:10 am

Then the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast. And they'll feast, and they'll feast. And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! They'll feast on Who pudding and rare Who roast beast. Aw, roast beast is a feast I can't stand in the least!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:32 am

Now you go home and write "I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty" a hundred zillion times. And then maybe - just maybe, mind you - you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning.

Like - a new hat, maybe? Ohh, yes, sir! Goodbye, everyone! Sorry to lose and run, but I've got to get busy writing, busy, busy, busy!

Princess Flufflebutt · Post by **Princess Flufflebutt** (?) » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:33 pm

Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:09 am

Bread... that this house may never know hunger.

Salt... that life may always have flavor.

And wine... that joy and prosperity may reign forever. Enter the Martini Castle.

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** (?) » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:06 am

HUR HUR HUR HUR!!!!!!!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:15 am

Grandma, you remember Garfield, don't you?

Well, I'll be. I remember back when all we had were wood-burning cats. Ah, what'll they think of next?

Bizarre.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:05 am

Please note the size and color of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties?

Tens And twenties? Oh, even my baby sister!

All I want is what I...I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.