I've overthrown the Round Stable. Post here and get ur nepotist revolutionary government office

[Blarghalt]

Glorious children of revolution, today you've made yourselves an institution, enjoy the day and watch the next rebel, is already up for your own farewell.

The Party has a very important job for you! The revolution has enemies even in the supernatural world, so you get the job of Paranormal Investigator, Slayer of Vampires, Murderer of Mermaids, Detective of All Things Weird and Explorer of Denny's.

[Blarghalt]

I, for one, welcome our new cog-wheel overlords.

Since you seem so interested in machinery, the Party feels you'd be best suited for Chief Conductor of the Revolutions Railway System Except All the Trains are Ghost Trains And the Conductors Are Demons and Also They're on Strike so You'll Have to go to Hell to Resolve the Labour Dispute.

[PhoolCat]

Burn it all down

[Blarghalt]

Burn it all down

We could always use a bomb-throwing anarchist to keep things interesting, therefore the Party appoints you as Rapid Mandatory Eviction Expert, Who Blows Up Buildings of People Who Speak Up Against the Party or Ted From Accounting WHO KNEW THAT SANDWICH IN THE FRIDGE WAS MINE

[Auxiliatrix]

Where's Starlight?

Then again, I'm not sure Starlight's politics include government positions.

(Carry on. )

[Blarghalt]

Where's Starlight?

Then again, I'm not sure Starlight's politics include government positions.

(Carry on. )

The Secret Police have given me this obviously forged document that you are planning rebellion against the revolution, so as punishment you have been assigned as the Revolutionary Sequel Writer to the Five-Hundred Ready Player One Sequels.

[West Filly]

I have a bar, but I could use it as an immigration office and a post office. In exchange, please bury my mother. She's starting to smell.

[Princess Flufflebutt]

As long as you don´t make me actually eat the capitalists I'm good

[Blarghalt]

I have a bar, but I could use it as an immigration office and a post office. In exchange, please bury my mother. She's starting to smell.

The Revolution has possibly the most important job of all for you, for you have been given the glorious duty of Supreme People's Person Who Constantly Follows Phidget Around And Tells Him His Mother is Dead

[Blarghalt]

As long as you don´t make me actually eat the capitalists I'm good

Don't worry about that, since you'll be given the humble state-assigned profession of People's Capitalist Butcher and Baker And Also Grill Them But Only on Holidays.

[The Ghost of Ember]

Is the people's warrior of skeleton justice or a position in the people's administration of ethereal veteran affairs available ?

[Blarghalt]

Is the people's warrior of skeleton justice or a position in the people's administration of ethereal veteran affairs available ?

No that was taken by Terry Crews, but the Party will assign you the role of Skeleton Soldier and Grand Field Marshal of the Coming Revolutionary Skeleton War.

[stuff]

Minister of Forum Posting, pls

[Blarghalt]

Minister of Forum Posting, pls

Unfortunately we had to discontinue that office due to everyone forgetting where the office actually is, so instead the Party will assign you the role of Minister of Brutalist Architecture and Neon Lighting and Faceless Riot Cops and Generally Just Making Everything Look Cool and Dystopian as Hell.

[diribigal]

I could probably do something with math. Maybe making sure everyone's equal?

[Highbrow Dash]

Hit me, comrade

[Blarghalt]

Hit me, comrade

Since you seem to like physical violence so much, the state shall give you the all-important role of Chief of Secret Police But It's Only a Secret Because We're Going to Surprise Fred For His Birthday by Arresting Him and Sending Him to a Gulag.

[Blarghalt]

I could probably do something with math. Maybe making sure everyone's equal?

Some numbers were destroyed during the revolution (we don't know how), so your official job will be Revolutionary Number Reconstructionist, Head of the Euclidan Space Youth League, and Re-Inventor of the Numbers Seven, Three, Forty-Seven, and Green.

[Dal]

As definitely not an agent acting on behalf of the most serene kingdom of Equestria and its Princesses (may Their reign be eternal), could I request a position where I could oversee your espionage and counter-espionage efforts?

[Angel Beat]

The Party needs a moral compass to make sure we don't become the very thing we fought so hard to guillotine, so therefore the Party assigns you as the Supreme Moral Philosopher, Unmoral Philosopher, Amoral Philosopher, and HARVESTER OF FLESH, PURGE THE WEAK AND UNCLEAN

Yeah, sure.

[Blarghalt]

As definitely not an agent acting on behalf of the most serene kingdom of Equestria and its Princesses (may Their reign be eternal), could I request a position where I could oversee your espionage and counter-espionage efforts?

Since our Secret Police are so secret that we don't even know where or who they are, the Party would like to give you the position of Secret Police Biologist Who Catches and Tags Secret Police so We May Observe Their Populations and Movement in the Wild.

[Dal]

Thank you!

*walks out while speaking into his cuff*

Cake Eater this is Flaccid Cockatiel. Infiltration successful, standing by for further instructions. Over.