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This thread was never revived after the forums died, so I'm bringing it back with a vengeance.
Should The Referees Be Allowed To Participate In The Post-Game Celebration If The Patriots Win The Super Bowl?
Should The Referees Be Allowed To Participate In The Post-Game Celebration If The Patriots Win The Super Bowl?
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Man Prefers Comic Books That Don’t Insert Politics Into Stories About Government-Engineered Agents Of War
Anyone who follows the comic book industry will know why this was written
Anyone who follows the comic book industry will know why this was written
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Report: 78% Of Puppy Bowl Participants Die Before Reaching 50 Weeks
BIRMINGHAM, AL—Blaming the punishing physical toll the game takes on their bodies, an alarming report released Sunday by the National Center for Sports Safety revealed that 78 percent of Puppy Bowl participants die before reaching the age of 50 weeks. “Our data confirmed pugs, cocker spaniels, and huskies that participate in the Puppy Bowl rarely live to see 50 weeks,” said lead researcher James Henderson, noting that after 35 weeks, many former Puppy Bowl competitors no longer recognize the people rubbing their bellies, and simple acts like standing on their hind legs can cause excruciating pain. “Because these young canines are exposed to such brutal hits, by the end of their lives, most Puppy Bowl players can barely roll over, let alone chase around a sock. Many are in agony even when they are just gnawing on a squeaky toy. It’s devastating for families to watch former stars like Beebop and Wilma pass away in what should be their prime.” At press time, Puppy Bowl officials were denying any attempts to bury a previous study about the connection between hits on defenseless retrievers and peeing on the carpet.
BIRMINGHAM, AL—Blaming the punishing physical toll the game takes on their bodies, an alarming report released Sunday by the National Center for Sports Safety revealed that 78 percent of Puppy Bowl participants die before reaching the age of 50 weeks. “Our data confirmed pugs, cocker spaniels, and huskies that participate in the Puppy Bowl rarely live to see 50 weeks,” said lead researcher James Henderson, noting that after 35 weeks, many former Puppy Bowl competitors no longer recognize the people rubbing their bellies, and simple acts like standing on their hind legs can cause excruciating pain. “Because these young canines are exposed to such brutal hits, by the end of their lives, most Puppy Bowl players can barely roll over, let alone chase around a sock. Many are in agony even when they are just gnawing on a squeaky toy. It’s devastating for families to watch former stars like Beebop and Wilma pass away in what should be their prime.” At press time, Puppy Bowl officials were denying any attempts to bury a previous study about the connection between hits on defenseless retrievers and peeing on the carpet.
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I'm amazed he still scored his 400th career goal.
I'm amazed he still scored his 400th career goal.
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I love the idea, but it's really irking me that they didn't even do the tiniest bit of research to find out that hockey doesn't have 3-minute penalties.Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:18 pmhttp://www.clickhole.com/article/cracki ... -pena-7301
I'm amazed he still scored his 400th career goal.
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Those are only if you're odd.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
This one is probably gonna get posted here a lot during the length of this thread.
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Priest Regrets Vow of Celibacy After Learning About Furries
Brings a whole new meaning to "wearing the collar."
Brings a whole new meaning to "wearing the collar."
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As a confirmed Catholic, the final dig at Episcopalians is appreciated.
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The Hard Times has some pretty funny music-related articles.
College student discovers Pink Floyd syncs up perfectly with failing grades, loss of friends
College student discovers Pink Floyd syncs up perfectly with failing grades, loss of friends
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This is one of those times when there needs to be more than just a goofy headline. I was confused for a while because I was thinking "okay, being a human is better" but I didn't know until later that this baby is apparently British royalty.Octavia wrote: ↑Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:53 pmRaccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation
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The royal couple had a new baby recently, hence that headline.
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lol if you can't recognize the onion's stellar coverage of the british royal family from 20 paces
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly HappensOctavia wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:41 pm‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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