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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Thu May 24, 2018 6:15 pm

Ah yes, the famous modern sculpture "Work of Art A".

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by minty (?) » Thu May 24, 2018 6:19 pm

So between statues and paintings, those aliens can control artwork. Maybe we should destroy all art just to be sure. I suggest starting with the Chargeman Ken series.

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Thu May 24, 2018 10:36 pm

Ken still hasn’t learned that headbutting is not the best way to tackle a problem. :-I The climax made no sense, even by Chargeman Ken standards. He blows up the aliens and whoops, Ken and the kids are all safe back at the museum.

Ownage count: 7 Because Barican lays a feeble burn on Ken (“ha ha, you don’t understand abstract art”) and Ken still has no comeback

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Fri May 25, 2018 2:56 am

I think someone in the art analysis world should try to analyze "Work of Art A" semi-seriously just for fun :v:
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Fri May 25, 2018 6:18 am

“Work of Art A” symbolizes Chargeman Ken’s inhumanity to mummies indigenous people robots Juralians everything. Or it represents the many traumatic brain injuries he’s been giving himself.

there are so many possibilities :ponder:

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Fri May 25, 2018 10:27 am


MURDER RECORD, MELODY OF TERROR!

Uhhh I guess it turns out that the background music from the other episodes is canonically a doom song in this universe??
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Fri May 25, 2018 10:29 am

THROW THE RECORD

*it instantly catches fire*
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Fri May 25, 2018 10:31 am

*Ken stops the record, laughs maniacally*

yeah that's pretty in character for this crazy, awful person.
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Fri May 25, 2018 3:18 pm

If all those records are still there, Ken going on his murder-revenge spree doesn’t actually solve the problem :-I

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Fri May 25, 2018 6:36 pm

"Barican, the record is killing us! Turn it off!"

"But it sounds so nice!"

"BARICAN, WE'RE DYING! BREAK THE DAMN RECORD ALREADY!"

"But we just bought it, it'd be a waste of money!"

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by minty (?) » Fri May 25, 2018 6:54 pm

He didn't just break it, he set that thing on fire.

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Fri May 25, 2018 9:30 pm

Madeline wrote:
Fri May 25, 2018 3:18 pm
If all those records are still there, Ken going on his murder-revenge spree doesn’t actually solve the problem :-I

don't forget he's now been owned by music.
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sat May 26, 2018 5:00 pm



FIND KEN'S SECRET!

(the secret is that he's bad) (it's not a secret)
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sat May 26, 2018 5:04 pm

So Ken's gun can reprogram robots now I guess.

also, ken, your weakness is literally anything. You were almost killed by a tree.

and music. music almost killed you.
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Sat May 26, 2018 7:08 pm

I like how Ken is suddenly in his uniform at 2:48 while he talks to the guard, and then is back out of it a few seconds later. Then he transforms again 10 seconds later anyway. :allears:

Ownage count: 9 Another robot gets the best of Ken. In the same episode that Yoshizuka claims Ken has no weaknesses, Ken would have been screwed without Barican for at least the third time. :-I

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Sat May 26, 2018 7:49 pm

Why does the robot sound like the zombie Buddha statue from a few episodes ago? Is it a robot that's programmed to think it's a zombie, so it has to make weird, halfhearted moaning noises?

I love how when Ken and the others arrive, Ken's in his civvies, then suddenly he's transformed while talking to the guard who got knocked out, then he's back in his civvies while they're at the radar, then he transforms again.

Not sure why he felt the need to fly his spaceship directly over the Juralian ship, then somehow land way farther away from it.

Ken gets owned by trying to knock down the robot - well, at least this time he tried to drop kick it instead of headbutting it. So... maybe he's starting to learn? ... Nah.

Heh. It almost sounded like the Juralian who said "Hey, stop!" when the robot turned on them said, "Holy crap!"

Barican continues to be the best character on the show.

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by minty (?) » Sat May 26, 2018 8:20 pm

Ken's weakness include trees, crashing into things, and records.

He's probably mad he didn't get to keep the Fluttershy-coloured robot to help him kill.

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 1:46 pm



THE GREAT ESCAPE FROM PRISON ISLAND

... they decided to move EVERY PRISON to a single island.
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 1:51 pm

Gosh that was the worst 'action scene' so far :-I
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by minty (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 9:30 pm

He left the prisoners there with the deadly ray guns because he doesn't really care if they want to murder people.

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 11:42 pm

“This is an artificial prison island” Is there some kind of demand for organic, all-natural prisons in Ken’s future?

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 11:49 pm

we need a fair trade free range prison that can play with other prisons freely
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 11:54 pm

“Chargeman Ken won’t let you get away with this!” Only egotistical jerks refer to themselves in the third person, so it’s only natural that Ken would do it sooner or later :-I

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 11:59 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote:
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we need a fair trade free range prison that can play with other prisons freely
A prison without GMOs

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon May 28, 2018 12:49 pm



BANK GANG - CARON'S IN DANGER!

These bank robbers seem to think that shooting everyone in sight is the best way to do a bank heist
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Mon May 28, 2018 3:17 pm

The entire bank robbery is just there to fill 4 minutes of screentime, and the conflict set up in the beginning gets resolved in less than a minute. I know I shouldn’t expect anything from this show but it seems like the pacing is getting even worse.

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon May 28, 2018 3:53 pm

The bank robbery just happens so the juralians can kidnap their hostage and then instantly lose it.
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Mon May 28, 2018 6:25 pm

Prison Break episode - Kinda surprised Ken was with some random kid wearing glasses instead of Caron when he saw the news of the jailbreak. I also like how apparently every single prisoner who took part in the escape decided they were going to help out on the mass killing spree once they got back to land instead of... you know, going into hiding and trying to lay low to avoid getting sent back to prison (and, allegedly, to another planet).

Also I feel kinda bad for the brown-haired prisoner who tried to save the little kid and got killed for his efforts. :fluttersmith:

Bank Heist episode - Wow, that transformation when the Juralians went back to their true forms was really low effort, even for this series's standards.

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by minty (?) » Tue May 29, 2018 7:10 pm

The Juralians in this episode were bigger heroes than Ken because they saved Caron first. Yeah, it was just to draw Ken out, but they didn't kill her (or threaten to "ventilate her head" like the robbers did. :-I )

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Wed May 30, 2018 5:30 am

Chargeman Ken: doesn’t care about stopping murderers, only cares about vaporizing Juralians

I mean, he didn’t have to use his gun on the bank robbers to try to do something to help save the victims, or to stop them shooting people. He must have some other ability other than the Alpha Gun. Maybe.

I’m not sure :-I

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Wed May 30, 2018 12:32 pm

Since I was gone yesterday, it's the double whammy of episodes again!



KEN GETS A GIRLFRIEND

and also goes TOP SPEED on a bike WOW



CARON'S PRESENT

(maybe the present is that chargeman ken is working in a Juralian salt mine or something)
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Wed May 30, 2018 12:38 pm

wow caron's singing is so good.

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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Wed May 30, 2018 12:42 pm

pretty sure that last episode was anti-doll propaganda, heckin rude.
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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Wed May 30, 2018 8:55 pm

Chargeman Ken in episode 8: "X-6, I'll never forget. That there are enemies like you, even among the Juralians." *leaves a bouquet at her grave, wipes away a tear* "X-6, farewell."

Chargeman Ken in episode 20: *chases down a fleeing Juralian who's taken no hostile actions and murders her in cold blood by shooting her in the spine*

Well that lasted as long as we could have hoped, I guess. :-I

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu May 31, 2018 3:31 pm



TIME BOMB FAX TV

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by minty (?) » Thu May 31, 2018 8:11 pm

Barican angrily playing the harmonica is somehow the funniest thing in the series yet.

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Thu May 31, 2018 9:03 pm

Episode 20:


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Also, yes, I genuinely laughed at Barican spite-playing the harmonica

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Thu May 31, 2018 9:08 pm

Episode 21: Unintentional(?) perfect comic timing when Caron runs up to Barican, just to tell him that she’s going to play with her doll instead, and it cuts to Barican’s face from the thumbnail :lol:

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Thu May 31, 2018 9:11 pm

Ken’s solution to the problem: to stare at his little sister all night :amazed:

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Re: Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!

Post by Madeline (?) » Thu May 31, 2018 9:13 pm

Ownage count: 10

Congratulations on being owned by a doll, Ken

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