Let's Watch Chargeman Ken!
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Ah yes, the famous modern sculpture "Work of Art A".
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So between statues and paintings, those aliens can control artwork. Maybe we should destroy all art just to be sure. I suggest starting with the Chargeman Ken series.
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Ken still hasn’t learned that headbutting is not the best way to tackle a problem. The climax made no sense, even by Chargeman Ken standards. He blows up the aliens and whoops, Ken and the kids are all safe back at the museum.
Ownage count: 7 Because Barican lays a feeble burn on Ken (“ha ha, you don’t understand abstract art”) and Ken still has no comeback
Ownage count: 7 Because Barican lays a feeble burn on Ken (“ha ha, you don’t understand abstract art”) and Ken still has no comeback
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I think someone in the art analysis world should try to analyze "Work of Art A" semi-seriously just for fun
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“Work of Art A” symbolizes Chargeman Ken’s inhumanity to mummies indigenous people robots Juralians everything. Or it represents the many traumatic brain injuries he’s been giving himself.
there are so many possibilities
there are so many possibilities
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MURDER RECORD, MELODY OF TERROR!
Uhhh I guess it turns out that the background music from the other episodes is canonically a doom song in this universe??
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*Ken stops the record, laughs maniacally*
yeah that's pretty in character for this crazy, awful person.
yeah that's pretty in character for this crazy, awful person.
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If all those records are still there, Ken going on his murder-revenge spree doesn’t actually solve the problem
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"Barican, the record is killing us! Turn it off!"
"But it sounds so nice!"
"BARICAN, WE'RE DYING! BREAK THE DAMN RECORD ALREADY!"
"But we just bought it, it'd be a waste of money!"
"But it sounds so nice!"
"BARICAN, WE'RE DYING! BREAK THE DAMN RECORD ALREADY!"
"But we just bought it, it'd be a waste of money!"
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He didn't just break it, he set that thing on fire.
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don't forget he's now been owned by music.
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So Ken's gun can reprogram robots now I guess.
also, ken, your weakness is literally anything. You were almost killed by a tree.
and music. music almost killed you.
also, ken, your weakness is literally anything. You were almost killed by a tree.
and music. music almost killed you.
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I like how Ken is suddenly in his uniform at 2:48 while he talks to the guard, and then is back out of it a few seconds later. Then he transforms again 10 seconds later anyway.
Ownage count: 9 Another robot gets the best of Ken. In the same episode that Yoshizuka claims Ken has no weaknesses, Ken would have been screwed without Barican for at least the third time.
Ownage count: 9 Another robot gets the best of Ken. In the same episode that Yoshizuka claims Ken has no weaknesses, Ken would have been screwed without Barican for at least the third time.
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Why does the robot sound like the zombie Buddha statue from a few episodes ago? Is it a robot that's programmed to think it's a zombie, so it has to make weird, halfhearted moaning noises?
I love how when Ken and the others arrive, Ken's in his civvies, then suddenly he's transformed while talking to the guard who got knocked out, then he's back in his civvies while they're at the radar, then he transforms again.
Not sure why he felt the need to fly his spaceship directly over the Juralian ship, then somehow land way farther away from it.
Ken gets owned by trying to knock down the robot - well, at least this time he tried to drop kick it instead of headbutting it. So... maybe he's starting to learn? ... Nah.
Heh. It almost sounded like the Juralian who said "Hey, stop!" when the robot turned on them said, "Holy crap!"
Barican continues to be the best character on the show.
I love how when Ken and the others arrive, Ken's in his civvies, then suddenly he's transformed while talking to the guard who got knocked out, then he's back in his civvies while they're at the radar, then he transforms again.
Not sure why he felt the need to fly his spaceship directly over the Juralian ship, then somehow land way farther away from it.
Ken gets owned by trying to knock down the robot - well, at least this time he tried to drop kick it instead of headbutting it. So... maybe he's starting to learn? ... Nah.
Heh. It almost sounded like the Juralian who said "Hey, stop!" when the robot turned on them said, "Holy crap!"
Barican continues to be the best character on the show.
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Ken's weakness include trees, crashing into things, and records.
He's probably mad he didn't get to keep the Fluttershy-coloured robot to help him kill.
He's probably mad he didn't get to keep the Fluttershy-coloured robot to help him kill.
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THE GREAT ESCAPE FROM PRISON ISLAND
... they decided to move EVERY PRISON to a single island.
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He left the prisoners there with the deadly ray guns because he doesn't really care if they want to murder people.
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“This is an artificial prison island” Is there some kind of demand for organic, all-natural prisons in Ken’s future?
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we need a fair trade free range prison that can play with other prisons freely
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“Chargeman Ken won’t let you get away with this!” Only egotistical jerks refer to themselves in the third person, so it’s only natural that Ken would do it sooner or later
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A prison without GMOsGloomy Rube wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 11:49 pmwe need a fair trade free range prison that can play with other prisons freely
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BANK GANG - CARON'S IN DANGER!
These bank robbers seem to think that shooting everyone in sight is the best way to do a bank heist
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The entire bank robbery is just there to fill 4 minutes of screentime, and the conflict set up in the beginning gets resolved in less than a minute. I know I shouldn’t expect anything from this show but it seems like the pacing is getting even worse.
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The bank robbery just happens so the juralians can kidnap their hostage and then instantly lose it.
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Prison Break episode - Kinda surprised Ken was with some random kid wearing glasses instead of Caron when he saw the news of the jailbreak. I also like how apparently every single prisoner who took part in the escape decided they were going to help out on the mass killing spree once they got back to land instead of... you know, going into hiding and trying to lay low to avoid getting sent back to prison (and, allegedly, to another planet).
Also I feel kinda bad for the brown-haired prisoner who tried to save the little kid and got killed for his efforts.
Bank Heist episode - Wow, that transformation when the Juralians went back to their true forms was really low effort, even for this series's standards.
Also I feel kinda bad for the brown-haired prisoner who tried to save the little kid and got killed for his efforts.
Bank Heist episode - Wow, that transformation when the Juralians went back to their true forms was really low effort, even for this series's standards.
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The Juralians in this episode were bigger heroes than Ken because they saved Caron first. Yeah, it was just to draw Ken out, but they didn't kill her (or threaten to "ventilate her head" like the robbers did. )
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Chargeman Ken: doesn’t care about stopping murderers, only cares about vaporizing Juralians
I mean, he didn’t have to use his gun on the bank robbers to try to do something to help save the victims, or to stop them shooting people. He must have some other ability other than the Alpha Gun. Maybe.
I’m not sure
I mean, he didn’t have to use his gun on the bank robbers to try to do something to help save the victims, or to stop them shooting people. He must have some other ability other than the Alpha Gun. Maybe.
I’m not sure
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Since I was gone yesterday, it's the double whammy of episodes again!
KEN GETS A GIRLFRIEND
and also goes TOP SPEED on a bike WOW
CARON'S PRESENT
(maybe the present is that chargeman ken is working in a Juralian salt mine or something)
KEN GETS A GIRLFRIEND
and also goes TOP SPEED on a bike WOW
CARON'S PRESENT
(maybe the present is that chargeman ken is working in a Juralian salt mine or something)
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Chargeman Ken in episode 8: "X-6, I'll never forget. That there are enemies like you, even among the Juralians." *leaves a bouquet at her grave, wipes away a tear* "X-6, farewell."
Chargeman Ken in episode 20: *chases down a fleeing Juralian who's taken no hostile actions and murders her in cold blood by shooting her in the spine*
Well that lasted as long as we could have hoped, I guess.
Chargeman Ken in episode 20: *chases down a fleeing Juralian who's taken no hostile actions and murders her in cold blood by shooting her in the spine*
Well that lasted as long as we could have hoped, I guess.
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TIME BOMB FAX TV
uh, LOBSTER ORANGUTAN PICKLE ELBOW in response, I guess.
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Barican angrily playing the harmonica is somehow the funniest thing in the series yet.
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Episode 20:
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Also, yes, I genuinely laughed at Barican spite-playing the harmonica
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Also, yes, I genuinely laughed at Barican spite-playing the harmonica
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Episode 21: Unintentional(?) perfect comic timing when Caron runs up to Barican, just to tell him that she’s going to play with her doll instead, and it cuts to Barican’s face from the thumbnail
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Ken’s solution to the problem: to stare at his little sister all night
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Ownage count: 10
Congratulations on being owned by a doll, Ken
Congratulations on being owned by a doll, Ken