are Captain Planet and the planeteers eco-terrorists?
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are Captain Planet and the planeteers eco-terrorists?
how often is captain planet (the show) just the battle of two criminal elements? Can we actually try captain planet in courts? Is he a person or a natural event? Does the law have as much authority over Captain Planet as it does an earthquake or tornado?
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I wouldn't go down this line of thinking lest Hollywood get ideas for another edgy reboot.
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if I get the green mullet rendered in the finest CGI animation then everything will be ok
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Heβs not a US citizen so we can do anything we want to him.
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it wouldn't need to be a reboot to be edgy, captain planet was pretty edgy as isWest Filly wrote: βFri May 18, 2018 2:29 pmI wouldn't go down this line of thinking lest Hollywood get ideas for another edgy reboot.
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Is Captain Planet even a human? Does he have human rights nonetheless?
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True enough for a lot of the episodes.Gloomy Rube wrote: βFri May 18, 2018 4:15 pmit wouldn't need to be a reboot to be edgy, captain planet was pretty edgy as is
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Re: are Captain Planet and the planeteers eco-terrorists?
They made an edgier reboot of Venom and he was already an annoying edgy Poochie. Nothing can stop Hollywood from finding a way to make something more Xtreme.
I can see the Sony emails already. βLetβs have Captain Planet humblebrag on Instagram. Cleaning up toxic waste with his fist? NBD! Our mindshare just increased 15% in the 15-18 demographic.β
I can see the Sony emails already. βLetβs have Captain Planet humblebrag on Instagram. Cleaning up toxic waste with his fist? NBD! Our mindshare just increased 15% in the 15-18 demographic.β
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In summary, Hollywood is a land of contrasts
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He's Dr Manhattan but he cares.
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No, OP. Let me quote to you various bits of the song.
Captain Planet should come to this thread because it's definitely garbage.
This tells us several thing. The first is that Captain Planet is a hero, not a terrorist, and his agenda is one based on saving the ecosystem. We also can see that he is the magnification of several powers, but that his alignment is with the planet, not with any criminal agenda.Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side
Captain Planet should come to this thread because it's definitely garbage.
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Iβve never actually seen an episode of Captain Planet I hereby confess my shame to the internet
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no need to be rude, esp. since captain planet is rude tooToastGhost wrote: βSat May 19, 2018 2:14 amNo, OP. Let me quote to you various bits of the song.
This tells us several thing. The first is that Captain Planet is a hero, not a terrorist, and his agenda is one based on saving the ecosystem. We also can see that he is the magnification of several powers, but that his alignment is with the planet, not with any criminal agenda.
Captain Planet should come to this thread because it's definitely garbage.
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I'm just sad I can't find the full clip of when Captain Planet faced off against Hitler.
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I remember that Captain Planet's version of Hitler had a real crazy mustacheToastGhost wrote: βSat May 19, 2018 9:35 pmI'm just sad I can't find the full clip of when Captain Planet faced off against Hitler.
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The irony being that in real life, Hitler shaved down his mustache so small because during WWI he almost died during a gas attack when he couldn't get his gas mask to seal properly due to his mustache being in the way.
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And here I thought he just really liked Charlie Chaplin
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It was a popular look at the time. Not so much afterwards.
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I love that Hitler just kinda stands there while a green dude steals his missile
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Captain Planet isn't just non-Aryan, he's so much "not even really human" that Hitler can't even begin to process the levels of hatred radiating from himself.
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Captain Planet should be considered a terrorist because of all the puns he says.
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