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I found it. The worst ad on the Internet.

Post by Pocket (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 9:52 pm

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There are so, so many layers to what's wrong with this, starting with the fact that what it's advertising for exists at all.
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of...

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:-I
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Is there a viable combination of :starity: and :golfclop: that I can use here?
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West Filly wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 9:54 pm
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 10:37 pm

This is the kind of thing that gives internet adultery a bad name.
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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 10:39 pm

Pocket wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 9:52 pm
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There are so, so many layers to what's wrong with this, starting with the fact that what it's advertising for exists at all.
honestly shocked ashley madison still exists more than anything
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 10:46 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 10:39 pm
honestly shocked ashley madison still exists more than anything
yeah same, I hadn't heard about them in probably over a decade :v:
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Post by Octavia (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 11:06 pm

Reminds me of the time this happened

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Post by Madeline (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 11:37 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 10:39 pm
honestly shocked ashley madison still exists more than anything
Weren’t they hacked a few years ago? That was the last I heard of them

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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 11:39 pm

I have no idea what this is.

*looks it up on Wikipedia*

... Ah. Okay then.

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Post by Pocket (?) » Mon May 28, 2018 2:02 am

Madeline wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 11:37 pm
Weren’t they hacked a few years ago? That was the last I heard of them
It was the first I heard of them, because I'm terminally out of the loop. Specifically, 1-800 Flowers' response to the incident:

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Post by Madeline (?) » Mon May 28, 2018 5:35 am

I’m not exactly proud I knew of it before then, so don’t sweat it :-P

Somehow I’m not surprised that they’ve found a new way to be terrible

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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon May 28, 2018 10:33 am

Madeline wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 11:37 pm
Weren’t they hacked a few years ago? That was the last I heard of them
Yeah, I'd thought that would spell doom but I guess any publicity is good publicity, and data breaches are ephemeral but peeps tryna get wet in increasingly byzantine and unethical ways is eternal
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:54 pm

fuck this shit

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Post by Pocket (?) » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:08 pm

I suppose I could grudgingly admit that Ashley Madison serves one useful purpose: keeping married people off other dating sites. So you don't end up in a scenario like in the sitcoms where you find out the hard way that your girlfriend is actually married to a 400-pound gorilla with a short temper.
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:14 pm

isn't ashley madison just a giant scam

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Post by West Filly (?) » Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:16 am

I've got nothing wrong with people having multiple partners and open relationships and such, but the site seems to be encouraging and facilitating dishonesty about that kind of thing.
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:41 am

West Filly wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:16 am
I've got nothing wrong with people having multiple partners and open relationships and such, but the site seems to be encouraging and facilitating dishonesty about that kind of thing.
When their tagline is literally telling you to have an affair, then yeah, that's definitely not a site for healthy relationships. :-I
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