And it's us pones running down a funky rhyme
And this is how I'll introduce 'em one at a time!
He's a midwest canine, and damn he is fine
With all kinds of posts that'll blow your mind
The biggest doggo that's plain to see
Is my man Bigdog with a capital B!
Any season, be it summer, winter, or fall
You can find me hanging out with this ghost witch doll
Hotter than the sun but cooler than an ice cube
Is the spider-princess only known as Gloomy Rube
Now you know their names, and the moves they've named
And if you challenge the crew, your reputation's at stake
In a shitposting battle they never flake
So comon' everypony let's rock this place!
A German city bird, with pep in her step
Keeps time with the beat as she gets set
It'll last longer if you go and take a photo
But you better ask permission from Perrydotto!
Any move or twist that you insist
Can be done by the one at the top of the list
With sick plays that'll have you on the edge of your seat
Performed by none other than the one Angel Beat
Spinning on their fist, going faster, and faster
That's why I call 'em the motion master
And with burns so hot that you'll need a lotion
Best not to mess with Perpetual Motion
And last but not least, this one's pretty nifty
Their crew name is just P. Fifty
And if you don't think they're cool then just keep your mouth shut
'Cause there's no kitten cooler than Princess Flufflebutt
Now you know their names, and the moves they've named
And if you challenge the crew, your reputation's at stake
In a shitposting battle they never flake
So comon' everypony let's rock this place!
Bronycon crew put it all on ice
Because everyone I've named is super nice
And if I had to make a rap for everyone here
You'd know that I hold all everyone dear!