You have a terminal illness

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:51 pm

You're TERMINALLY COOL AND GOOD

Bam!!! Take that!!!

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:59 pm

... I... I see.

... tell me, how... how long do I have left?

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:01 pm

this may be hard to hear, but you have five thousand years left, if the treatment isn't successful.

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:34 pm

I recommend radiation therapy to complement your coolness with superpowers

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:32 pm

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:30 pm

My car battery died from a terminal illness

Factory Factory · Post by **Factory Factory** (?) » Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:36 pm

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:05 am

If being cool and good is terminal, does that mean I'll live forever if I'm stupid and bad?

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:52 pm

No, and don't test that.

The Ghost of Ember · Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:56 pm

i always figured it was all the dihydrogen monoxide i consume that would do me in

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:24 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:51 pm
You're TERMINALLY COOL AND GOOD

Bam!!! Take that!!!

Gloomy is eternally everyone’s extremely good and kind friend

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