The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:20 pm

Robert Cop

Jill · Post by **Jill** (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:24 pm

W.T. Fits wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:16 pm

JCHH +1

is this what they mean by hyper realisitc

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:27 pm

i am afraid

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:50 pm

SlateSlabrock · Post by **SlateSlabrock** (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:16 pm

W.T. Fits wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:02 pm

Click for Fullsize

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:26 pm

Is that like those movies that are really mostly just two movies spliced together with only a very few original scenes added in order to make the whole thing just a little coherent? You know, like whatever that movie was that gave us Garphone? (paging Genisi/Tailspin)

SlateSlabrock · Post by **SlateSlabrock** (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:44 pm

It's a Godfrey Ho film, yes.

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** (?) » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:02 am

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:18 am

SlateSlabrock wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:16 pm

HA HE HEE HEEE HAAA
OWOOOOUUGGH HAAA
HEE

HE
UUUURGH

sounds like my grandad when he's trying to stand up out of the sofa.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:40 pm

Better than the original imo

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:53 pm

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:47 pm

I dunno how it is in other languages but in German "Kot" means something like "animal feces"

Mr. Big · Post by **Mr. Big** (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:02 pm

Cat poop is now marketable. GENIUS!

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:23 pm

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:32 pm

Perrydotto wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:47 pm
I dunno how it is in other languages but in German "Kot" means something like "animal feces"

I wonder if it's related etymologically to "scat".

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:20 pm

Mr. Big wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:02 pm
Cat poop is now marketable. GENIUS!

Depending on how closely you consider civets and cats to be related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

Mr. Big · Post by **Mr. Big** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:49 am

Salt and Potato-flavored Potato Chip

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:03 pm

A pig might not have been the wisest mascot choice.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:06 pm

"Once you pop... THAT'S GREAT!"

Vivianinatoga · Post by **Vivianinatoga** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:22 pm

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:03 pm
A pig might not have been the wisest mascot choice.

With the circa-90's backwards baseball cap, thee circa-90's tattered pant knees, thee circa-90's exposed belly, and thee circa-90's EXTRRRREEEEEEEME outdoors activities, I'd say ae circa-90's tusked boar is the most appropriate mascot choice.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:24 pm

this is so 90's i've aged backwards and am a kid again

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:25 pm

Davyinatoga wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:22 pm
With the circa-90's backwards baseball cap, thee circa-90's tattered pant knees, thee circa-90's exposed belly, and thee circa-90's EXTRRRREEEEEEEME outdoors activities, I'd say ae circa-90's tusked boar is the most appropriate mascot choice.

Vivianinatoga · Post by **Vivianinatoga** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:29 pm

I almost forgot thee circa-90's radical gang sign.

EDIT: Also Bebop's circa-90's rat tail mohawk, yee gods

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:49 pm

i won't have anyone here dissing bebop and rocksteady

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:49 pm

Davyinatoga wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:29 pm
yee gods

Yee

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:50 pm

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:51 pm

Must acquire all of them

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:54 pm

Barmanfer has bewbs.

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:18 pm

I love how there are multiple brands of fake Legos in China. Funnily enough that set doesn't look terrible. It's probably all made of soft, squishy plastic that's also made out of depleted uranium or something.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:23 pm

West Filly wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:54 pm
Barmanfer has bewbs.

Skeevee breathes fire

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:23 pm

there's fake lego everwhere, some are pretty decent, from what i've heard

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:24 pm

our store sells its own brand of BLOX

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:44 pm

i had some knockoff legos

i made a car out of them

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:44 pm

i don't have them anymore

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:45 pm

I still have my legos.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:34 pm

Adiwan · Post by **Adiwan** (?) » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:08 pm

If I had seen that in the store I'd buy that in a heartbeat.
Jedi Obama for $2 and it looks very decent

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:47 pm

(?) · Post by **ixnay** (?) » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:00 am

Mr. Big wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:49 am

Salt and Potato-flavored Potato Chip

it turns out these are from the Cards Against Humanity people

http://originalprongles.com/

What’s the deal with the hog?
That’s Brayden, the Prongles hog! Wild hogs are one of the only animals that will eat potatoes. Brayden loves extreme sports and lives life at one speed: WHOLE HOG. He also loves to cool down with a can of Prongles while hanging out with his best friend, Justin Bieber.

I’ve popped. Now what?
That’s great!

Are Prongles safe for my kids to eat?
They’re not only safe—they’re downright nutritious! The USDA now classifies Prongles as a fruit or vegetable.