Short Equestrian Story Thread
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I thought we'd go to the sports store, they have a great sale on lavaboards...Thorax?
Wow...the Maretari 5000 with 30 new games! It's the hottest system out there!
Thorax, I'm not really interested in that.
I'm sorry to hear that, Ember. I guess you'll just have to wait while I drool over this video game.
HGFKLGHFDKLGHLDFG
My thoughts exactly.
Wow...the Maretari 5000 with 30 new games! It's the hottest system out there!
Thorax, I'm not really interested in that.
I'm sorry to hear that, Ember. I guess you'll just have to wait while I drool over this video game.
HGFKLGHFDKLGHLDFG
My thoughts exactly.
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fontra, you have a thread for this stuff
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LIKED + SUBSCRIBED, I TOO MAKE POOR LIFE CHOICES AS PART OF MY ARBITRARY AND ULTIMATELY POINTLESS SELF-IDENTIFICATION AS A 'GAMER'
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also suicide squad was a bad movie but harley quinn's actress did a good job at least
and will smith but that should mostly go without saying that this point
and will smith but that should mostly go without saying that this point
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imagine that a pony of some variety typed all that so it fits with this thread. It can be any pony you want! It's like a choose your own adventure book and those are the best
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sharkmafia wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:10 pmLIKED + SUBSCRIBED, I TOO MAKE POOR LIFE CHOICES AS PART OF MY ARBITRARY AND ULTIMATELY POINTLESS SELF-IDENTIFICATION AS A 'GAMER'
sharkmafia wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:10 pmalso suicide squad was a bad movie but harley quinn's actress did a good job at least
sharkmafia wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:10 pmand will smith but that should mostly go without saying that this point
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justice league is going to be bad
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Hello, Princess Celestia.
Princess Celestia, you remember Tempest, right?
Oh yes...the one who turned my sister and I into stone. How could I forget.
Want some ointment for that burn?
Better make it sunburn ointment.
Princess Celestia, you remember Tempest, right?
Oh yes...the one who turned my sister and I into stone. How could I forget.
Want some ointment for that burn?
Better make it sunburn ointment.
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Sister...
What is it, Luna?
I wanted to tell you how sorry I was.
For what?
For becoming Nightmare Moon and all the trouble I caused.
Luna...you have already apologized and as for as I'm concerned, the matter is closed.
But...
I wrote a song about it, maybe it will make you feel better.
...
Let it go, let it gooooo...
Wait a minute.
What is it, Luna?
I wanted to tell you how sorry I was.
For what?
For becoming Nightmare Moon and all the trouble I caused.
Luna...you have already apologized and as for as I'm concerned, the matter is closed.
But...
I wrote a song about it, maybe it will make you feel better.
...
Let it go, let it gooooo...
Wait a minute.
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Luna!
What is it, sister? You sound upset.
I am. I had a Marea Lee cheesecake in the freezer, and it's gone.
I hope you're not accusing me.
I'm not accusing anypony, but your fondness for cheesecakes is well known.
Do you think I'm so greedy that I would eat an entire cheesecake?
Well, somepony ate it.
I hope they don't find out it was me.
What was that, Spike?
D'oh!
What is it, sister? You sound upset.
I am. I had a Marea Lee cheesecake in the freezer, and it's gone.
I hope you're not accusing me.
I'm not accusing anypony, but your fondness for cheesecakes is well known.
Do you think I'm so greedy that I would eat an entire cheesecake?
Well, somepony ate it.
I hope they don't find out it was me.
What was that, Spike?
D'oh!
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Click for Fullsize Tree of Harmony, I have a problem.
(as the Tree of Harmoney) You may proceed.
Click for Fullsize I really like hamburgers, but the rest of the Kirin don't and it kind of bugs me. Should I eat them?
Your species are herbivores. Scarfing burgers is not in your nature. But if you like them, and are not hurting others, please continue.
Click for Fullsize Thanks, Tree of Harmony! I knew you'd know!
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Click for Fullsize “No, I mean should I eat the other Kirin?”
Click for Fullsize “Because they’re really cramping my style.”
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Thanks for your help paintin’ the barn, Rarity. And right on time! There’s Granny’s dinner bell!
After all this labor I do feel a bit peckish ...
Well, we can’t help with that. But if you’re feelin’ hungry, then come on in for a big hot plate of hay cracklin’s!
“Cracklin’s.”
Yup!
We’re eating gerunds.
A country favorite! Just the tastiest parts of the hay — that’d be the skin of course — sliced into strips and fried so deep Granny needs a bathysphere to retrieve ‘em.
Yes, why not. It isn’t as if I have anything CONSTRUCTIVE planned for the next few days, why not spend them PERCHED ON THE TOILET.
Hey, that’s exactly what I say every Friday!
Rainbow Dash! How long have you been nappin’ in the Apple Family icebox?
What do I look like, a sundial?
After all this labor I do feel a bit peckish ...
Well, we can’t help with that. But if you’re feelin’ hungry, then come on in for a big hot plate of hay cracklin’s!
“Cracklin’s.”
Yup!
We’re eating gerunds.
A country favorite! Just the tastiest parts of the hay — that’d be the skin of course — sliced into strips and fried so deep Granny needs a bathysphere to retrieve ‘em.
Yes, why not. It isn’t as if I have anything CONSTRUCTIVE planned for the next few days, why not spend them PERCHED ON THE TOILET.
Hey, that’s exactly what I say every Friday!
Rainbow Dash! How long have you been nappin’ in the Apple Family icebox?
What do I look like, a sundial?
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what is this thread
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You're lucky I don't beat people up except theoretically in defense against serious bodily harm or unless they ask nicelyWeird Autumn wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:08 amto answer that question i am going to take my cup of iced coffee and spill it on your lap and then call you a nerd
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Silverstream: Hey everyone, it's pizza night!
Ocellus: What kind shall we order?
Yona: Yak want yak pizza.
Gallus: Which is what, exactly?
Yona: Top secret ingredient, only yaks know.
Gallus: If we don't know the ingredient, how are we supposed to order it?
Sandbar: You have to tell us, Yona.
Yona: Okay, Yona tell. Top secret Yak ingredient is...peanut butter.
Smoulder: Peanut butter on pizza?
Yona: Peanut butter is best ingredient!
Gallus: Okay, moving right along...
Ocellus: What kind shall we order?
Yona: Yak want yak pizza.
Gallus: Which is what, exactly?
Yona: Top secret ingredient, only yaks know.
Gallus: If we don't know the ingredient, how are we supposed to order it?
Sandbar: You have to tell us, Yona.
Yona: Okay, Yona tell. Top secret Yak ingredient is...peanut butter.
Smoulder: Peanut butter on pizza?
Yona: Peanut butter is best ingredient!
Gallus: Okay, moving right along...
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Ocellus: Yona, can I use your calculator?
Yona: Yak calculator too complicated for others to understand.
Gallus: Come off it, Yona...
Yona: Yak calculator not just add! Also subtract, multiply and divide!
Gallus: Like every other calculator in the world.
Yona: Yak calculators are best!
Smoulder: *rolls eyes*
Yona: Yak calculator too complicated for others to understand.
Gallus: Come off it, Yona...
Yona: Yak calculator not just add! Also subtract, multiply and divide!
Gallus: Like every other calculator in the world.
Yona: Yak calculators are best!
Smoulder: *rolls eyes*
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Click for Fullsize Hey guys! Want to hear my new Storm King momma joke?
Click for Fullsize Let's hear it.
Click for Fullsize Hey, Storm King! Your momma's so big, when she wears BVD's it spells out BOULEVARD!
Click for Fullsize That was a good one.
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Click for Fullsize Hey guys! How do you spell LOSER?
Click for Fullsize How yak spell loser?
Click for Fullsize S-T-O-R-M K-I-N-G!
Click for Fullsize Miking it for all it's worth, aren't you.
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Who wants some gluten free pizza? My treat!
Gluten free pizza isn't that good, Thorax.
But Mom...it's better for you and it's less fattening!
Are you saying I'm fat?
No! I was just...
I'll just order some Chinese food.
Don't forget the wonton soup!
And the chopsticks!
Because you were such a success eating with them last time. We're still cleaning up the mess.
Gluten free pizza isn't that good, Thorax.
But Mom...it's better for you and it's less fattening!
Are you saying I'm fat?
No! I was just...
I'll just order some Chinese food.
Don't forget the wonton soup!
And the chopsticks!
Because you were such a success eating with them last time. We're still cleaning up the mess.
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For sale, foal horseshoes, never worn.
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Twilight, the winds of change are blowing through Equestria.
You've been saying that for 8 years.
Yes, but now they're really going to blow.
Why is now different?
I ate a whole pot of beans for supper.
You've been saying that for 8 years.
Yes, but now they're really going to blow.
Why is now different?
I ate a whole pot of beans for supper.
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Sister?
Yes, my sister.
It is time.
Yes, I suppose you're right. The time has come.
After all these years...
Indeed. But we must wait no longer.
We had better get to it, then.
Yes...time to open the 1973 vintage bag of Chips Ahoy cookies.
Yes, my sister.
It is time.
Yes, I suppose you're right. The time has come.
After all these years...
Indeed. But we must wait no longer.
We had better get to it, then.
Yes...time to open the 1973 vintage bag of Chips Ahoy cookies.
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You can drop the act, Cozy Glow.
What do you mean, Professor Apple Strudel?
That's Applejack!
Heh...Apple Strudel.
And you can cut it out too, Rainbow Dash.
Make me!
My work here is done.
What do you mean, Professor Apple Strudel?
That's Applejack!
Heh...Apple Strudel.
And you can cut it out too, Rainbow Dash.
Make me!
My work here is done.
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Fluttershy, you will always be kind. Applejack, you will always be honest. Rarity, you'll always be generous. And Rainbow Dash will be loyal as can be. Pinkie will always bring laughter wherever she goes. And Twilight... you are and always will be the embodiment of magic.
What about me?
You will always be a terrific fifth wheel.
What about me?
You will always be a terrific fifth wheel.
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You will never succeed, Thorax...only I know what the Changelings need! I am the Queen!
Not any more, Mom. I'm in charge now...I'm the king.
Who do you think you are, Elvis?
Hey, that's funny, Mom!
SHUT UP THORAX
I think she needs a good slug of Milk of Magnesia.
Not any more, Mom. I'm in charge now...I'm the king.
Who do you think you are, Elvis?
Hey, that's funny, Mom!
SHUT UP THORAX
I think she needs a good slug of Milk of Magnesia.
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I'm looking forward to our date, Thorax.
Me too, Ember.
What are we doing?
Two words...Lazer Tag!
Me too, Ember.
What are we doing?
Two words...Lazer Tag!
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Hello everypony, and welcome to the Royal Retro Games Corner. Today we're looking at Fun With Numbers, by Atari.
Fun With Numbers came out in 1977, and was one of the original Atari 2600 titles. The objective is to solve basic arithmetic problems.
The game variations let you decide math operation to use, and whether or not you can select the top number. The computer selects the lower number.
You use the joystick to enter your answer, and sound effects tell you if it's right or wrong.
This really isn't much fun, sister.
It's educational, Luna. It's not supposed to be fun.
Then why is it called Fun With Numbers?
I think my sister is confused. Please join us again for a look at another classic game!
Fun With Numbers came out in 1977, and was one of the original Atari 2600 titles. The objective is to solve basic arithmetic problems.
The game variations let you decide math operation to use, and whether or not you can select the top number. The computer selects the lower number.
You use the joystick to enter your answer, and sound effects tell you if it's right or wrong.
This really isn't much fun, sister.
It's educational, Luna. It's not supposed to be fun.
Then why is it called Fun With Numbers?
I think my sister is confused. Please join us again for a look at another classic game!
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It's time for the Equestria word game! Today's prize is a lifetime supply of gorp! Twilight, you have 30 seconds to get Garble to say this word. Hot...hot.
All right, Ocellus. Garble, in order for dragon eggs to hatch, the hatching grounds have to be what?
Quiet.
No...if an athlete is on a winning streak, it's said that he is what?
Lucky.
No...no...Tobasco sauce is known for being this.
Expensive. Can I go now? I want to take a hot lava bath.
That's it! *ding ding ding ding*
All right, Ocellus. Garble, in order for dragon eggs to hatch, the hatching grounds have to be what?
Quiet.
No...if an athlete is on a winning streak, it's said that he is what?
Lucky.
No...no...Tobasco sauce is known for being this.
Expensive. Can I go now? I want to take a hot lava bath.
That's it! *ding ding ding ding*
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Thorax, please do the dishes. I'm going out.
Where are you going tonight?
Tirek, Cozy Glow and I are going clubbing.
You're always hanging around with them. Why don't you hang around with me?
And play video games all night? I think not.
How can you take a child clubbing, anyway?
By clubs, I mean Chuck E. Cheese.
Oh. Well, bring me back some pizza.
What am I, made of money?
Where are you going tonight?
Tirek, Cozy Glow and I are going clubbing.
You're always hanging around with them. Why don't you hang around with me?
And play video games all night? I think not.
How can you take a child clubbing, anyway?
By clubs, I mean Chuck E. Cheese.
Oh. Well, bring me back some pizza.
What am I, made of money?
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Zzzzz
Yona looks so cute when she's sleeping.
If you like her so much, why don't you marry her?
Wait 20 years.
Yona looks so cute when she's sleeping.
If you like her so much, why don't you marry her?
Wait 20 years.
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You think friendship will save you? We will always return! Nothing can ever stop us!
Okay, boomer.
Okay, boomer.
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*sigh* Darn Discord.
Who did he petrify now?
Not him...the app. It's down again.
Oh. Bummer.
Yona fix! Yaks best at IT.
No, Yona...you can't fix it. None of us can.
Let her try...I'm going crazy without Discord!
*stomps the ground, it shakes and Discord pops back up*
Yona, you did it!
I've been made a fool of again.
You should be used to that.
Who did he petrify now?
Not him...the app. It's down again.
Oh. Bummer.
Yona fix! Yaks best at IT.
No, Yona...you can't fix it. None of us can.
Let her try...I'm going crazy without Discord!
*stomps the ground, it shakes and Discord pops back up*
Yona, you did it!
I've been made a fool of again.
You should be used to that.
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