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Short Equestrian Story Thread

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:32 pm

Image I thought we'd go to the sports store, they have a great sale on lavaboards...Thorax?

Image Wow...the Maretari 5000 with 30 new games! It's the hottest system out there!

Image Thorax, I'm not really interested in that.

Image I'm sorry to hear that, Ember. I guess you'll just have to wait while I drool over this video game.

Image HGFKLGHFDKLGHLDFG

Image My thoughts exactly.
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:33 pm

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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:30 pm

fontra, you have a thread for this stuff

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Post by sharkmafia (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:10 pm

LIKED + SUBSCRIBED, I TOO MAKE POOR LIFE CHOICES AS PART OF MY ARBITRARY AND ULTIMATELY POINTLESS SELF-IDENTIFICATION AS A 'GAMER'
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Post by sharkmafia (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:10 pm

also suicide squad was a bad movie but harley quinn's actress did a good job at least

and will smith but that should mostly go without saying that this point
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Post by sharkmafia (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:20 pm

imagine that a pony of some variety typed all that so it fits with this thread. It can be any pony you want! It's like a choose your own adventure book and those are the best
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Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:37 pm

sharkmafia wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:10 pm
LIKED + SUBSCRIBED, I TOO MAKE POOR LIFE CHOICES AS PART OF MY ARBITRARY AND ULTIMATELY POINTLESS SELF-IDENTIFICATION AS A 'GAMER'
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sharkmafia wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:10 pm
also suicide squad was a bad movie but harley quinn's actress did a good job at least
:flutterdear:
sharkmafia wrote:
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and will smith but that should mostly go without saying that this point
:vogue:

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Post by Weird Autumn (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:19 pm

:spoiler: justice league is going to be bad

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:42 pm

Image Hello, Princess Celestia.

Image Princess Celestia, you remember Tempest, right?

Image Oh yes...the one who turned my sister and I into stone. How could I forget.

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:flutterdear: Want some ointment for that burn?

:brash: Better make it sunburn ointment.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:43 pm

:speakest: Sister...

Image What is it, Luna?

:unenthused: I wanted to tell you how sorry I was.

Image For what?

:unenthused: For becoming Nightmare Moon and all the trouble I caused.

Image Luna...you have already apologized and as for as I'm concerned, the matter is closed.

Image But...

Image I wrote a song about it, maybe it will make you feel better.

Image ...

Image Let it go, let it gooooo...

:unenthused: Wait a minute.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 23, 2018 2:46 pm

Image Luna!

:speakest: What is it, sister? You sound upset.

Image I am. I had a Marea Lee cheesecake in the freezer, and it's gone.

:unenthused: I hope you're not accusing me.

Image I'm not accusing anypony, but your fondness for cheesecakes is well known.

Image Do you think I'm so greedy that I would eat an entire cheesecake?

Image Well, somepony ate it.

Image I hope they don't find out it was me.

Image :speakest: What was that, Spike?

Image D'oh!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:22 pm


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Tree of Harmony, I have a problem.

:twismug: (as the Tree of Harmoney) You may proceed.


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I really like hamburgers, but the rest of the Kirin don't and it kind of bugs me. Should I eat them?

:twiright: Your species are herbivores. Scarfing burgers is not in your nature. But if you like them, and are not hurting others, please continue.


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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:02 pm


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“No, I mean should I eat the other Kirin?”

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“Because they’re really cramping my style.”
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:25 am

:twasnothin: Thanks for your help paintin’ the barn, Rarity. And right on time! There’s Granny’s dinner bell!
:vogue: After all this labor I do feel a bit peckish ...
:twasnothin: Well, we can’t help with that. But if you’re feelin’ hungry, then come on in for a big hot plate of hay cracklin’s!
:rariwhat: “Cracklin’s.”
:twasnothin: Yup!
:wat: We’re eating gerunds.
:money: A country favorite! Just the tastiest parts of the hay — that’d be the skin of course — sliced into strips and fried so deep Granny needs a bathysphere to retrieve ‘em.
:ohrarity: Yes, why not. It isn’t as if I have anything CONSTRUCTIVE planned for the next few days, why not spend them PERCHED ON THE TOILET.
:v: Hey, that’s exactly what I say every Friday!
:-o :applejargh: Rainbow Dash! How long have you been nappin’ in the Apple Family icebox?
:2cool: What do I look like, a sundial?
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Post by Bigdog (?) » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:06 am

what is this thread

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Post by Weird Autumn (?) » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:08 am

Bigdog wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:06 am
what is this thread
to answer that question i am going to take my cup of iced coffee and spill it on your lap and then call you a nerd

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Post by Bigdog (?) » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:24 am

Weird Autumn wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:08 am
to answer that question i am going to take my cup of iced coffee and spill it on your lap and then call you a nerd
You're lucky I don't beat people up except theoretically in defense against serious bodily harm or unless they ask nicely

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Post by Weird Autumn (?) » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:42 am

Bigdog wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:24 am
You're lucky I don't beat people up except theoretically in defense against serious bodily harm or unless they ask nicely
keep talking like that and next time i'll get my coffee hot

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:39 pm

Silverstream: Hey everyone, it's pizza night!

Ocellus: What kind shall we order?

Yona: Yak want yak pizza.

Gallus: Which is what, exactly?

Yona: Top secret ingredient, only yaks know.

Gallus: If we don't know the ingredient, how are we supposed to order it?

Sandbar: You have to tell us, Yona.

Yona: Okay, Yona tell. Top secret Yak ingredient is...peanut butter.

Smoulder: Peanut butter on pizza?

Yona: Peanut butter is best ingredient!

Gallus: Okay, moving right along...
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:28 pm

Ocellus: Yona, can I use your calculator?

Yona: Yak calculator too complicated for others to understand.

Gallus: Come off it, Yona...

Yona: Yak calculator not just add! Also subtract, multiply and divide!

Gallus: Like every other calculator in the world.

Yona: Yak calculators are best!

Smoulder: *rolls eyes*
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:01 pm


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Hey guys! Want to hear my new Storm King momma joke?


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Let's hear it.


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Hey, Storm King! Your momma's so big, when she wears BVD's it spells out BOULEVARD!


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That was a good one.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:56 pm


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Hey guys! How do you spell LOSER?


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How yak spell loser?


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S-T-O-R-M K-I-N-G!


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Miking it for all it's worth, aren't you.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:07 pm

Image Who wants some gluten free pizza? My treat!

Image Gluten free pizza isn't that good, Thorax.

Image But Mom...it's better for you and it's less fattening!

Image Are you saying I'm fat?

Image No! I was just...

Image I'll just order some Chinese food.

Image Don't forget the wonton soup!

Image And the chopsticks!

Image Because you were such a success eating with them last time. We're still cleaning up the mess.

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:allright: For sale, foal horseshoes, never worn.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:01 pm

Image Twilight, the winds of change are blowing through Equestria.

Image You've been saying that for 8 years.

Image Yes, but now they're really going to blow.

Image Why is now different?

Image I ate a whole pot of beans for supper.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:19 pm

:speakest: Sister?

Image Yes, my sister.

:unenthused: It is time.

Image Yes, I suppose you're right. The time has come.

Image After all these years...

Image Indeed. But we must wait no longer.

:unenthused: We had better get to it, then.

Image Yes...time to open the 1973 vintage bag of Chips Ahoy cookies.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:28 pm

Image You can drop the act, Cozy Glow.

Image What do you mean, Professor Apple Strudel?

Image That's Applejack!

Image Heh...Apple Strudel.

Image And you can cut it out too, Rainbow Dash.

Image Make me!

Image My work here is done.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:04 pm

Image Fluttershy, you will always be kind. Applejack, you will always be honest. Rarity, you'll always be generous. And Rainbow Dash will be loyal as can be. Pinkie will always bring laughter wherever she goes. And Twilight... you are and always will be the embodiment of magic.

Image What about me?

Image You will always be a terrific fifth wheel.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 20, 2019 6:10 pm

Image You will never succeed, Thorax...only I know what the Changelings need! I am the Queen!

Image Not any more, Mom. I'm in charge now...I'm the king.

Image Who do you think you are, Elvis?

Image Hey, that's funny, Mom!

Image SHUT UP THORAX

Image I think she needs a good slug of Milk of Magnesia.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 29, 2019 10:57 am

Image I'm looking forward to our date, Thorax.

Image Me too, Ember.

Image What are we doing?

Image Two words...Lazer Tag!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:06 pm

Image Hello everypony, and welcome to the Royal Retro Games Corner. Today we're looking at Fun With Numbers, by Atari.

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Image Fun With Numbers came out in 1977, and was one of the original Atari 2600 titles. The objective is to solve basic arithmetic problems.



Image The game variations let you decide math operation to use, and whether or not you can select the top number. The computer selects the lower number.

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Image You use the joystick to enter your answer, and sound effects tell you if it's right or wrong.

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:unenthused: This really isn't much fun, sister.

Image It's educational, Luna. It's not supposed to be fun.

:speakest: Then why is it called Fun With Numbers?

Image I think my sister is confused. Please join us again for a look at another classic game!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:35 pm

Image It's time for the Equestria word game! Today's prize is a lifetime supply of gorp! Twilight, you have 30 seconds to get Garble to say this word. Hot...hot.

Image All right, Ocellus. Garble, in order for dragon eggs to hatch, the hatching grounds have to be what?

Image Quiet.

Image No...if an athlete is on a winning streak, it's said that he is what?

Image Lucky.

Image No...no...Tobasco sauce is known for being this.

Image Expensive. Can I go now? I want to take a hot lava bath.

Image That's it! *ding ding ding ding*
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 01, 2019 3:14 pm

Image Thorax, please do the dishes. I'm going out.

Image Where are you going tonight?

Image Tirek, Cozy Glow and I are going clubbing.

Image You're always hanging around with them. Why don't you hang around with me?

Image And play video games all night? I think not.

Image How can you take a child clubbing, anyway?

Image By clubs, I mean Chuck E. Cheese.

Image Oh. Well, bring me back some pizza.

Image What am I, made of money?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:11 pm

Image Zzzzz

Image Yona looks so cute when she's sleeping.

Image If you like her so much, why don't you marry her?

Image Wait 20 years.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:49 am

Image You think friendship will save you? We will always return! Nothing can ever stop us!

Image Okay, boomer.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:20 am

Image *sigh* Darn Discord.

Image Who did he petrify now?

Image Not him...the app. It's down again.

Image Oh. Bummer.

Image Yona fix! Yaks best at IT.

Image No, Yona...you can't fix it. None of us can.

Image Let her try...I'm going crazy without Discord!

Image *stomps the ground, it shakes and Discord pops back up*

Image Yona, you did it!

Image I've been made a fool of again.

Image You should be used to that.
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