Horse Laughs
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- PonyHag714
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What happened to the submarine sandwich place?
It went under.
It went under.
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A well known skier injured himself during the national championships yesterday. It was a slalom occasion.
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Sadly my teacher, who could use two typewriters at one time, got fired for stereotyping.
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Lumberjacks try to keep track of how many chopping days there are until Christmas.
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Why do you cut your mane straight across?
I get a bang out of it.
I get a bang out of it.
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How do retired sailors greet one another?
Long time no sea!
Long time no sea!
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My favorite subject is geography.
Where would we be without it.
Where would we be without it.
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Where can I buy a three foot measuring stick?
At a yard sale.
At a yard sale.
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If you run a farm, what's the overall cost?
About eight dollars a pair.
About eight dollars a pair.
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How do you make a mothball?
Hit it with a fly swatter.
Hit it with a fly swatter.
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That's also how you make a moth bawl
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What eats leaves but is never seen in trees or plants?
A bookworm!
A bookworm!
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Why does a clock strike?
It wants shorter hours.
It wants shorter hours.
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I know a lot of jokes about pole vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well.
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What thrill ride does a drink go on?
A coaster!
A coaster!
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What happened to the farmer who got arrested?
He couldn't make bale.
He couldn't make bale.
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Why would Snow White make a good judge?
She's the fairest of them all.
She's the fairest of them all.
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What did the mother piano say to the baby grand?
"I don't like your tone, young man."
"I don't like your tone, young man."
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What do you call two married spiders?
Newly-webs.
Newly-webs.
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What kind of dressing does a Cyclops put on its salad?
Screamy Eyetalian.
Screamy Eyetalian.
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Why did the pecan exercise?
It was a health nut.
It was a health nut.
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Which bank does the sun go to?
Daylight Savings.
Daylight Savings.
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What do you say to a visiting skydiver?
Glad you could drop in!
Glad you could drop in!
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Some new library books:
"Why Amy Walked To School" by Mr. Bus
"Hopelessly Lost" by Wes D. Eggzit
"Embarassed In The Shower" by Kurt N. Fell
"Why Amy Walked To School" by Mr. Bus
"Hopelessly Lost" by Wes D. Eggzit
"Embarassed In The Shower" by Kurt N. Fell
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Why would you bring a trampoline to a nightclub?
For the bouncers.
For the bouncers.
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I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re going to give him a really tough sentence.
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Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
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One brand of battery case calls theirs the "juice pack"