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- PonyHag714
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What’s Jack Frost’s favorite part of the school day?
Snow and tell.
Snow and tell.
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What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
He got 25 days.
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What do you give a railway station master for Christmas?
Platform shoes.
Platform shoes.
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The dermatologist loved to cook. He made everything from scratch.
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When I looked for the pencil artist who had copied all my drawings he was gone without a trace.
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I'm writing a term paper on various types of golf courses. I have found many links on the computer.
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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Why was the snowman sad?
Because he had a meltdown.
Because he had a meltdown.
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I tried to sell the antique stringed instrument cause I needed the lute.
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what did Discord say to the pony?
you’re a little horse
you’re a little horse
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Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Because every play has a cast.
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Somepony stole my limbo stick. I mean really, how low can you go?
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Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
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When are your eyes not eyes?
When the winter wind makes them water.
When the winter wind makes them water.
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What does the Queen do when she burps?
She issues a royal pardon.
She issues a royal pardon.
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Tea, Rex?
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I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But I decided not to spread it.
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Still the greatest gosh-darned thread. I highly admire the commitment.
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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Oh, sheet!
Oh, sheet!
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So... you're saying your tree costume isn't just a random tree, but an actual original character with a backstory?
Oh yes. It's my firsona.
Wouldn't your firsona be the character the costume represents, not the costume itself?
Oh, that's right... I guess that makes the costume itself a firsuit.
Oh yes. It's my firsona.
Wouldn't your firsona be the character the costume represents, not the costume itself?
Oh, that's right... I guess that makes the costume itself a firsuit.
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What is green and sits crying in the corner?
The incredible Sulk.
The incredible Sulk.
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Do you want to hear a joke backwards?
Sure.
All right, start laughing.
Sure.
All right, start laughing.
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.
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What do you get if you crossbreed a cute Easter rabbit with an insect?
Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny.
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While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything.
They were pirates of the car I be in!
They were pirates of the car I be in!
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Why are eggs not very much into jokes?
Because they could crack up.
Because they could crack up.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
He gave her a ring.
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What kind of bathing suit do the animals at the zoo wear?
A zucchini.
A zucchini.
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Have you been picking your nose again?
Why would I? I’ve had it since I was born.
Why would I? I’ve had it since I was born.
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When a baker is happy, what does he do?
Abundance.
Abundance.
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Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. -
Don't worry. Mine too.
Don't worry. Mine too.
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What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?
I found the perfect match.
I found the perfect match.
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