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Image What do you call a bunch of artists in a box?

Image A chest of drawers.
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Image Where's the best place to eat along the highway?

Image Wherever there's a fork in the road.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:02 am

Image How do singers buy things?

:eeyup: With har-money.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:06 am

Image When a motorboat gets sick, where does it go?

Image To the doc.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:10 pm

Image Why is a baker never rich?

Image Because he always kneads dough.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:32 am

Image Did you hear about the pony who lost her job at the bubble gum factory?

Image She bit off more than she could chew.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:48 am

:unenthused: Why was the guitar so sad?

Image Because everyone was always picking on him.
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:flutterdear: Beware of lumberjacks bearing dull tools. They usually have an axe to grind!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:23 am

Image What did the caveman have for lunch?

Image A club sandwich!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:38 am

:starity: How do you keep two electric frying pans from arguing with each other?

Image Tell them to simmer down.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:35 am

Image Why didn't the drummer eat her carrots?

Image Because she liked beats better.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 01, 2018 8:19 am

Image Why did the baseball coach put an electric mixer in the lineup?

Image He thought it would make a good batter.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 02, 2018 8:00 am

:ponder: I applied for a job as a weatherman, but my knowledge of meteorology was a little cloudy.
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Image Did you hear about the pony who lost her job at the yardstick factory?

Image She bent the rules.
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Image Did you hear about the pony who lost her job at the yardstick factory?

Image She bent the rules.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 04, 2018 8:19 am

Image If bread had feet, what kind of shoes would it wear?

Image Loafers!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 8:03 am

Image Did you hear about the colt who got sick from eating fifty pancakes?

:flutterdear: How waffle!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 06, 2018 8:35 am

Image Why did the moon burp?

:unenthused: Because it was full.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 07, 2018 7:59 am

Image Why don't you make like a tree and leave?

Image Well, why don't you make like a banana and split?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 08, 2018 9:14 am

:starity: Did you hear about the man who swallowed an unplucked goose?

Image He felt a little down in the mouth.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 09, 2018 8:33 am

Image Doctor, the Invisible Mare is here.

Image Tell her I can't see her without an appointment.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 10, 2018 8:23 am

Image Why did you chop that joke book in half?

Image You told me to cut the comedy.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 11, 2018 8:00 am

Image Why did Mozart stay in bed all day?

:snobtavia: He was writing sheet music.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 12, 2018 8:42 am

Image Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

:here: Don't worry, the spider in the bread will get it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 13, 2018 8:31 am

Image Why are false teeth like stars?

Image Because they come out at night.
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Image Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Image Because his career was in ruins.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 15, 2018 8:15 am

Image Which fly makes films?

Image Steven Spielbug.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 16, 2018 8:07 am

Image Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 17, 2018 8:25 am

:spike101: What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Image That's easy...RRRRR.

Image No, me first love be the C !
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 18, 2018 8:31 am

:starity: What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?

Image I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 19, 2018 8:46 am

Image What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Image I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 20, 2018 8:34 am

Image Do you think glass coffins will be a success?

:unenthused: Remains to be seen.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 21, 2018 8:38 am

Image Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?

:fluttersmith: Because they were lost at C.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 22, 2018 8:17 am

Image Where do crayons go on vacation?

:party: Color-ado!
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