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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Beef jerky.
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Why did Lassie quit show business?
She was hounded by the press.
She was hounded by the press.
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Why did the classical music composer suddenly leave the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
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What song did they play when the cookie got married?
"Here Crumbs The Bride."
"Here Crumbs The Bride."
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Why did you steal sugar peas from the store?
I don't know...I just snapped.
I don't know...I just snapped.
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How does Luke Skywalker travel?
Sometimes he runs, sometimes Ewoks.
Sometimes he runs, sometimes Ewoks.
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How's your new pig-powered car?
It's okay, except when the tires squeal.
It's okay, except when the tires squeal.
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How do crows make long distance calls?
They use a cawling card.
They use a cawling card.
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Doctor, my husband thinks he's a baseball card. What should I do?
Bring him in and I'll trade you for one of mine.
Bring him in and I'll trade you for one of mine.
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What happened when the caterpillar saw his true love?
It was larva at first sight.
It was larva at first sight.
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Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
Grandma's dentures
Fell in the Jell-O.
Daisies are yellow
Grandma's dentures
Fell in the Jell-O.
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The storm chaser was so fascinated by tornadoes that he tended to get carried away.
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I wanted to bid at the silent auction, but it was not aloud.
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Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Because she expected some change in the weather.
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People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't dumb. That would be stereotyping.
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Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work.
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The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
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Why are electricians so smart?
They keep up with current events.
They keep up with current events.
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Where do vegetables volunteer?
The Peas Corps.
The Peas Corps.
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All of these are
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Who wears a red cape and leaps from restaurant roofs in a single bound?
Supperman.
Supperman.
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Why did the biscuit hurry to school?
It didn't want to miss roll call.
It didn't want to miss roll call.
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PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:35 amWho wears a red cape and leaps from restaurant roofs in a single bound?
Supperman.
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What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier?
You hear a sonic broom.
You hear a sonic broom.
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Why would you bring a trampoline to a nightclub?
For the bouncers.
For the bouncers.
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How do bees start thier exercises?
With swarm-ups.
With swarm-ups.
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How did the dentist fix the dragon's teeth?
With a fire drill.
With a fire drill.
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Did you hear about the party in the basement?
It made the best cellar list.
It made the best cellar list.
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How do train conductors find information on the Internet?
They use a search engine.
They use a search engine.
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When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
When you’re eating a watermelon.
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I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
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PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 amWhen do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
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If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
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Where the fuck did you get that banana atPonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 amWhen do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
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My grandfather had a wooden leg.
Well, my grandmother had a cedar chest.
Well, my grandmother had a cedar chest.
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"Where did I come from?" asked the baby ear of corn.
"The stalk brought you." replied its mother.
"The stalk brought you." replied its mother.
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Why was Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?
He was good at making new friends!
He was good at making new friends!
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Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
So he could make a clean getaway.
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