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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:23 am

A hockey match is just a boxing match on ice with brief breaks where they hit a puck with sticks while skating around. :v:
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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym bun.
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Image What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?

Image A cornfield!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:26 am

Image Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?

:maud: Because it was on shale.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:24 am

Image Why are spiders great at basketball?

Image Because they’re eight-footers.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:19 am

Image How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Image Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the room.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:37 am

:starity: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?

Image Two fish got battered.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:16 am

Image What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Image Fill me in when you get back.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:33 am

Image What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

:unenthused: I think I'm coming down with something.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:34 am

Image A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:21 am

Image Why did Catwoman refuse to date Mr. Freeze?

Image He gave her the cold shoulder.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:51 am

Image Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

Image It raises their spirits.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:01 pm

PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:51 am
Image Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

Image It raises their spirits.
But it also lowers their spirits too :squintyjack:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:37 am

Image Why did the monster's mother knit him three socks?

Image She heard he grew another foot!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:35 am

Image What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Image Bamboo.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:05 am

Image Why was the monster lonely on Halloween?

Image Because he missed his mummy.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:14 am

Image What do witches get at hotels?

Image Broom service.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:09 am

:flutterdear: What happened when Dracula met the werewolf?

Image They fought tooth and nail.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:33 am

Image How does Frankenstein's monster eat dinner?

Image He bolts it down.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:09 am

Image Why do zombies make such good gardeners?

:maud: Because they have green thumbs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:22 am

Image What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?

Image You join his fang club.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:32 am

Image What do skeletons order at restaurants?

Image Spare ribs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:14 am

Image Why don't mummies take vacations?

Image They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:30 am

Image What does Frankenstein’s monster call a screwdriver?

Image Daddy!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:48 am

:ponder: Why did the invisible man quit his job?

:maud: He couldn't see himself doing it for long.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:38 am

Image Why do spiders make good baseball players?

Image They know how to catch flies!
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Image What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn’t seen each other for quite awhile?

Image You gruesome!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:16 am

Image What did the ghost teacher say to her class while explaining a math problem?

Image Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.
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Image Why did the vampire flunk art class?

Image Because he could only draw blood!
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:44 am
Image What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn’t seen each other for quite awhile?

Image You gruesome!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:00 am

Image What's the favorite game at ghosts' birthday parties?

Image Hide and Shriek.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:38 am

Image Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?

Image Because there are so many plots there.
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