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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 23, 2018 8:54 am

Image What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Image Beef jerky.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 24, 2018 8:03 am

Image Why did Lassie quit show business?

Image She was hounded by the press.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 25, 2018 7:51 am

Image Why did the classical music composer suddenly leave the grocery store?

:golfclop: He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 26, 2018 8:46 am

:allears: What song did they play when the cookie got married?

Image "Here Crumbs The Bride."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 27, 2018 8:27 am

Image Why did you steal sugar peas from the store?

:unenthused: I don't know...I just snapped.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 28, 2018 8:07 am

Image How does Luke Skywalker travel?

Image Sometimes he runs, sometimes Ewoks.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 29, 2018 7:56 am

Image How's your new pig-powered car?

Image It's okay, except when the tires squeal.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 30, 2018 8:24 am

Image How do crows make long distance calls?

Image They use a cawling card.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 31, 2018 8:41 am

Image Doctor, my husband thinks he's a baseball card. What should I do?

Image Bring him in and I'll trade you for one of mine.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:03 am

Image What happened when the caterpillar saw his true love?

Image It was larva at first sight.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:29 am

Image Roses are red

Image Daisies are yellow

:bluh: Grandma's dentures

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:56 am

Image The storm chaser was so fascinated by tornadoes that he tended to get carried away.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:29 am

:ponder: I wanted to bid at the silent auction, but it was not aloud.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:32 am

Image Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?

Image Because she expected some change in the weather.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:26 am

Image People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't dumb. That would be stereotyping.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:27 am

:bluh: Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:08 am

Image The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:32 am

Image Why are electricians so smart?

Image They keep up with current events.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:39 am

Image Where do vegetables volunteer?

Image The Peas Corps.
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All of these are :good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:35 am

Image Who wears a red cape and leaps from restaurant roofs in a single bound?

Image Supperman.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:35 am

Image Why did the biscuit hurry to school?

Image It didn't want to miss roll call.
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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image Who wears a red cape and leaps from restaurant roofs in a single bound?

Image Supperman.
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Image What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier?

Image You hear a sonic broom.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:26 am

Image Why would you bring a trampoline to a nightclub?

:unenthused: For the bouncers.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:31 am

:ponder: How do bees start thier exercises?

Image With swarm-ups.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:28 am

Image How did the dentist fix the dragon's teeth?

Image With a fire drill.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 17, 2018 8:44 am

Image Did you hear about the party in the basement?

Image It made the best cellar list.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:08 am

Image How do train conductors find information on the Internet?

Image They use a search engine.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 am

Image When do you go at red and stop at green?

Image When you’re eating a watermelon.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:29 am

:eeyup: I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image When do you go at red and stop at green?

Image When you’re eating a watermelon.
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:ponder: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image When do you go at red and stop at green?

Image When you’re eating a watermelon.
Where the fuck did you get that banana at
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:18 am

Image My grandfather had a wooden leg.

:maud: Well, my grandmother had a cedar chest.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:55 am

Image "Where did I come from?" asked the baby ear of corn.

Image "The stalk brought you." replied its mother.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:46 am

Image Why was Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

Image He was good at making new friends!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:53 am

Image Why did the robber take a bath?

Image So he could make a clean getaway.
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