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What do you call a bunch of artists in a box?
A chest of drawers.
A chest of drawers.
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Where's the best place to eat along the highway?
Wherever there's a fork in the road.
Wherever there's a fork in the road.
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How do singers buy things?
With har-money.
With har-money.
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When a motorboat gets sick, where does it go?
To the doc.
To the doc.
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Why is a baker never rich?
Because he always kneads dough.
Because he always kneads dough.
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Did you hear about the pony who lost her job at the bubble gum factory?
She bit off more than she could chew.
She bit off more than she could chew.
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Why was the guitar so sad?
Because everyone was always picking on him.
Because everyone was always picking on him.
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Beware of lumberjacks bearing dull tools. They usually have an axe to grind!
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What did the caveman have for lunch?
A club sandwich!
A club sandwich!
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How do you keep two electric frying pans from arguing with each other?
Tell them to simmer down.
Tell them to simmer down.
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Why didn't the drummer eat her carrots?
Because she liked beats better.
Because she liked beats better.
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Why did the baseball coach put an electric mixer in the lineup?
He thought it would make a good batter.
He thought it would make a good batter.
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I applied for a job as a weatherman, but my knowledge of meteorology was a little cloudy.
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Did you hear about the pony who lost her job at the yardstick factory?
She bent the rules.
She bent the rules.
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PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 8:40 amDid you hear about the pony who lost her job at the yardstick factory?
She bent the rules.
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If bread had feet, what kind of shoes would it wear?
Loafers!
Loafers!
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Did you hear about the colt who got sick from eating fifty pancakes?
How waffle!
How waffle!
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Why did the moon burp?
Because it was full.
Because it was full.
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Why don't you make like a tree and leave?
Well, why don't you make like a banana and split?
Well, why don't you make like a banana and split?
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Did you hear about the man who swallowed an unplucked goose?
He felt a little down in the mouth.
He felt a little down in the mouth.
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Doctor, the Invisible Mare is here.
Tell her I can't see her without an appointment.
Tell her I can't see her without an appointment.
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Why did you chop that joke book in half?
You told me to cut the comedy.
You told me to cut the comedy.
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Why did Mozart stay in bed all day?
He was writing sheet music.
He was writing sheet music.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, the spider in the bread will get it.
Don't worry, the spider in the bread will get it.
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Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night.
Because they come out at night.
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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?
Because his career was in ruins.
Because his career was in ruins.
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Which fly makes films?
Steven Spielbug.
Steven Spielbug.
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Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
That's easy...RRRRR.
No, me first love be the C !
That's easy...RRRRR.
No, me first love be the C !
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What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Do you think glass coffins will be a success?
Remains to be seen.
Remains to be seen.
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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?
Because they were lost at C.
Because they were lost at C.
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Where do crayons go on vacation?
Color-ado!
Color-ado!
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