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:here: The doctor game me some pills to improve my memory.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:19 am

Image Why do you keep your cello in the freezer?

:snobtavia: I like to play it cool.
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Image Why do you keep your cello in the freezer?

:snobtavia: I like to play it cool.
Cello is the sexiest instrument because it has both a G-String and an F-Hole Image
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Post by Octavia (?) » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:55 pm

:terrified: I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, the giant marshmallow I had been saving was gone!
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:bluh: The police are looking for a pony with one eye named Bernie.

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PonyHag714 wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:40 am
:bluh: The police are looking for a pony with one eye named Bernie.

Image What's the other eye called?
:hilarious:
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Hilary.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:27 am

Image We can't keep a horse in here...think of the smell!

Image Don't worry...she'll get used to it.
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Image Which travels faster, heat or cold?

Image Heat, because it's easy to catch cold.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:19 pm

Can't argue with that logic. :ponder:
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Image Why is this letter damp?

Image Postage due.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:36 am

Image Look here, I object to performing right after the monkey act.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:41 am

:spike101: Robert Burns wrote "To A Field Mouse".

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Image I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
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Image I thought of an ice pun a minute ago, but it slipped my mind.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:10 pm

PonyHag714 wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:37 am
Image I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
Relatable. :maud:
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Image Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

Image You told me not to use tables.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:23 am

:flutterdear: Did you hear about the atom who lost an electron?

Image He really needs to keep an ion them.
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:23 am
:flutterdear: Did you hear about the atom who lost an electron?

Image He really needs to keep an ion them.
At least he has a positive outlook on life :-)
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Image What do you call a stupid pirate?

Image The pillage idiot!
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Image Why was the locomotive reluctant to sit down?

Image It had a tender behind.
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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image Why was the locomotive reluctant to sit down?

Image It had a tender behind.
:snicker:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:25 am

:here: Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's you favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."
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:unenthused: How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

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Image Why did the M&M go to college?

Image Because he wanted to be a Smartie!
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ToastGhost wrote:
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Image I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

:-/ Next time, take off the candles.
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:bluh: Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.
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Image When are your eyes not eyes?

Image When the winter wind makes them water.
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:25 am
:bluh: Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.
:hilarious:
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Image Why did the cook spill his soup?

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