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Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 8:54 am
What do you call a cow with a twitch? 
Beef jerky. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.Page 9 of 69
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 8:03 am
Why did Lassie quit show business?
She was hounded by the press.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 7:51 am
Why did the classical music composer suddenly leave the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 8:46 am
What song did they play when the cookie got married?
"Here Crumbs The Bride."Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 8:27 am
Why did you steal sugar peas from the store?
I don't know...I just snapped.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 8:07 am
How does Luke Skywalker travel?
Sometimes he runs, sometimes Ewoks.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 3:08 am
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:56 am
How's your new pig-powered car?
It's okay, except when the tires squeal.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 8:24 am
How do crows make long distance calls?
They use a cawling card.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 8:41 am
Doctor, my husband thinks he's a baseball card. What should I do?
Bring him in and I'll trade you for one of mine.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:03 am
What happened when the caterpillar saw his true love?
It was larva at first sight.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:29 am
Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
Grandma's dentures
Fell in the Jell-O.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:56 am
The storm chaser was so fascinated by tornadoes that he tended to get carried away.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:29 am
I wanted to bid at the silent auction, but it was not aloud.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:32 am
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open? 
Because she expected some change in the weather.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:26 am
People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't dumb. That would be stereotyping.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:27 am
Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:08 am
The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:32 am
Why are electricians so smart? They keep up with current events.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:39 am
Where do vegetables volunteer? The Peas Corps.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:40 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:35 am
Who wears a red cape and leaps from restaurant roofs in a single bound? Supperman.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:35 am
Why did the biscuit hurry to school? It didn't want to miss roll call.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:23 am
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:35 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:56 am
What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier?
You hear a sonic broom.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:26 am
Why would you bring a trampoline to a nightclub? For the bouncers.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:40 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:31 am
How do bees start thier exercises? With swarm-ups.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:28 am
How did the dentist fix the dragon's teeth?
With a fire drill.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 8:44 am
Did you hear about the party in the basement?
It made the best cellar list.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:08 am
How do train conductors find information on the Internet?
They use a search engine.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 am
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:29 am
I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:38 am
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:10 am
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:43 am
Where the fuck did you get that banana atPonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:18 am
My grandfather had a wooden leg.
Well, my grandmother had a cedar chest.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:55 am
"Where did I come from?" asked the baby ear of corn.
"The stalk brought you." replied its mother.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:46 am
Why was Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He was good at making new friends!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:53 am
Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.