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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
Why did Lassie quit show business?
She was hounded by the press.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 7:51 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the classical music composer suddenly leave the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
What song did they play when the cookie got married?
"Here Crumbs The Bride."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Why did you steal sugar peas from the store?
I don't know...I just snapped.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 8:07 am
by PonyHag714
How does Luke Skywalker travel?
Sometimes he runs, sometimes Ewoks.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 3:08 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:56 am
by PonyHag714
How's your new pig-powered car?
It's okay, except when the tires squeal.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 8:24 am
by PonyHag714
How do crows make long distance calls?
They use a cawling card.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 8:41 am
by PonyHag714
Doctor, my husband thinks he's a baseball card. What should I do?
Bring him in and I'll trade you for one of mine.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
What happened when the caterpillar saw his true love?
It was larva at first sight.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
Grandma's dentures
Fell in the Jell-O.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:56 am
by PonyHag714
The storm chaser was so fascinated by tornadoes that he tended to get carried away.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
I wanted to bid at the silent auction, but it was not aloud.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:26 am
by PonyHag714
People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't dumb. That would be stereotyping.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Installing auto mufflers is exhausting work.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:08 am
by PonyHag714
The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
Why are electricians so smart?
They keep up with current events.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:39 am
by PonyHag714
Where do vegetables volunteer?
The Peas Corps.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:40 pm
by ToastGhost
All of these are
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
Who wears a red cape and leaps from restaurant roofs in a single bound?
Supperman.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the biscuit hurry to school?
It didn't want to miss roll call.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:23 am
by theGECK
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:35 am
Who wears a red cape and leaps from restaurant roofs in a single bound?
Supperman.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:56 am
by PonyHag714
What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier?
You hear a sonic broom.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:26 am
by PonyHag714
Why would you bring a trampoline to a nightclub?
For the bouncers.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:40 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
How do bees start thier exercises?
With swarm-ups.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
How did the dentist fix the dragon's teeth?
With a fire drill.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear about the party in the basement?
It made the best cellar list.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:08 am
by PonyHag714
How do train conductors find information on the Internet?
They use a search engine.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 am
by PonyHag714
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:29 am
by PonyHag714
I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:38 am
by theGECK
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 am
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:10 am
by Mechanical Ape
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:43 am
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 am
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
Where the fuck did you get that banana at
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:18 am
by PonyHag714
My grandfather had a wooden leg.
Well, my grandmother had a cedar chest.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:55 am
by PonyHag714
"Where did I come from?" asked the baby ear of corn.
"The stalk brought you." replied its mother.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
Why was Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?
He was good at making new friends!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:53 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.