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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:53 am
by PonyHag714
How was the werewolf's party?
It was a howling success!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:23 pm
by ToastGhost
But why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:09 am
by PonyHag714
My math class started working on 2D shapes, but I lost interest. It was just too plane.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
What do you get if you cross a dentist and a boat?
The tooth ferry!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:58 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a carrot that insults a rabbit?
A fresh vegetable.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:14 am
by PonyHag714
Why is there music coming out of your printer?
That will be the paper jamming again.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
Yesterday I saw a mare spill all her Scrabble letters on the road. I asked her, "What's the word on the street?"
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:58 am
by PonyHag714
If paper could sing, would it sing in a quire?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:08 am
by PonyHag714
Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:47 am
by PonyHag714
Can wasps fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:08 am
by PonyHag714
Which website did Chewbacca use to share Empire secrets?
Wookieleaks.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:44 pm
by Gloomy Rube
Why was the little shoe a lazy ninja?
I dunno, why?
Her mother was a sneaker and her father was a loafer!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:14 am
by PonyHag714
I think I've been reusing the same kitchen puns too much, I might need to dish out new ones.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
The man that pointed out the burning building was a fire distinguisher.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:24 am
by PonyHag714
What’s a golf club's favorite type of music?
Swing.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:12 pm
by ToastGhost
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
DISCO!
...it's actually rap.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:50 am
by PonyHag714
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:47 am
by PonyHag714
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away his seat.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:50 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a melancholy robot?
A sighborg.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:54 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:42 am
by PonyHag714
The hair stylist was busy. She had a lot on her plait.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:51 am
by PhoolCat
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:17 am
by PonyHag714
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?
They’re both cauld ron.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
What kind of bed is only good for three seasons?
One with no springs.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
Why does a banana use suntan lotion?
So it won't peel.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
What do you say before you start a meeting with ghosts?
Please be sheeted.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:37 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:08 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
What is a frog's favorite soft drink?
Croak-acola.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 8:52 am
by PonyHag714
What's the difference between a whining kid and a whining dog at the door?
When you let the dog in, he stops whining.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
Where did the worm take his date?
To the Big Apple.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:43 am
by PonyHag714
Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?
So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of playing cards.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:51 am
by PhoolCat
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:43 am
Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?
So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
The best one.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
Why is an island like the letter T?
They’re both in the middle of water!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
Because he didn't have an ear for music.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:31 am
by Madeline
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:27 am
Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
Because he didn't have an ear for music.