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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:53 am
by PonyHag714
Image How was the werewolf's party?

:party: It was a howling success!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:23 pm
by ToastGhost
But why did the skeleton go to the party alone? :rariwhat:
Because he had no body to go with! :plonk:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:09 am
by PonyHag714
Image My math class started working on 2D shapes, but I lost interest. It was just too plane.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you get if you cross a dentist and a boat?

Image The tooth ferry!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:58 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a carrot that insults a rabbit?

:ponder: A fresh vegetable.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:14 am
by PonyHag714
:starity: Why is there music coming out of your printer?

:unenthused: That will be the paper jamming again.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image Yesterday I saw a mare spill all her Scrabble letters on the road. I asked her, "What's the word on the street?"

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:58 am
by PonyHag714
Image If paper could sing, would it sing in a quire?

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:08 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Image Too much sax and violins.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:47 am
by PonyHag714
Image Can wasps fly in the rain?

Image Not without their yellow jackets.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:08 am
by PonyHag714
Image Which website did Chewbacca use to share Empire secrets?

Image Wookieleaks.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:44 pm
by Gloomy Rube
:-I Why was the little shoe a lazy ninja?

:-D I dunno, why?

:twonk: Her mother was a sneaker and her father was a loafer!

:plonk:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:14 am
by PonyHag714
Image I think I've been reusing the same kitchen puns too much, I might need to dish out new ones.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
Image The man that pointed out the burning building was a fire distinguisher.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:24 am
by PonyHag714
Image What’s a golf club's favorite type of music?

Image Swing.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:12 pm
by ToastGhost
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music? :maud:
DISCO! :party:
...it's actually rap. :maud:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:50 am
by PonyHag714
Image I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
Image The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:47 am
by PonyHag714
Image How do you make a hot dog stand?

Image Take away his seat.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:50 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a melancholy robot?

Image A sighborg.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:54 pm
by ToastGhost
:sweetiebot:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:42 am
by PonyHag714
Image The hair stylist was busy. She had a lot on her plait.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:51 am
by PhoolCat
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:17 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?

:golfclop: “Bach it up.”

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?

Image They’re both cauld ron.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Image What kind of bed is only good for three seasons?

Image One with no springs.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why does a banana use suntan lotion?

Image So it won't peel.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you say before you start a meeting with ghosts?

Image Please be sheeted.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:37 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:08 pm
by ToastGhost
:ghost:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
Image What is a frog's favorite soft drink?

Image Croak-acola.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 8:52 am
by PonyHag714
Image What's the difference between a whining kid and a whining dog at the door?

Image When you let the dog in, he stops whining.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
Image Where did the worm take his date?

Image To the Big Apple.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:43 am
by PonyHag714
:ponder: Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?

Image So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
Image What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

:maud: A deck of playing cards.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:51 am
by PhoolCat
PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:43 am
:ponder: Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?

Image So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
The best one. :good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
:spike101: Why is an island like the letter T?

:party: They’re both in the middle of water!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

Image Because he didn't have an ear for music.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:31 am
by Madeline
PonyHag714 wrote:
Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:27 am
Image Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

Image Because he didn't have an ear for music.
:golfclop: :lol: