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Image If you're headed to Siberia, a stopover in Mongolia is a steppe in the right direction.
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Image Figs.

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Image Why did the engineer cross the road?

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:ponder: What did the cowboy say to the pencil?

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:rariwhat: What do you do with a chemist's plants?
:v: You barium.
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I tried to make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon. :smirk:

(I am a chemist, you see)
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:05 am

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