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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do the Edmonton Oilers and the Titanic have in common?

Image They both look good until they hit the ice.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
Image When an escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods it was a clear case of criminal in tent.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the lamb run off the road?

Image He didn’t see the ewe turn.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why is electricity so dangerous?

:-/ Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself properly.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:24 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the programmer use the entire bottle of shampoo during one shower?

Image Because the bottle said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:10 pm
by ToastGhost
:v:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Image If you're headed to Siberia, a stopover in Mongolia is a steppe in the right direction.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

:maud: Because it was marble cake.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 12:33 pm
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:24 pm
by Mechanical Ape
PonyHag714 wrote:
Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:33 am
Image If you're headed to Siberia, a stopover in Mongolia is a steppe in the right direction.
:seethe:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:18 am
by PonyHag714
Image I started a business breeding chickens, but I'm struggling to make hens meet.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:47 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Image Take your finger out of your nose while I speak to you.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image Knock Knock!

Image Who's there?

Image Figs.

Image Figs who?

Image Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the engineer cross the road?

:unenthused: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
:ponder: What did the cowboy say to the pencil?

Image Draw, partner.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:05 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?

Image I never sausage a beautiful face.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:54 pm
by ToastGhost
:hilarious:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
Image It's OK to borrow a book from the public library once in a while, but try not to overdue it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:20 pm
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?

Image They both want a turkey.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:10 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?

Image They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:00 am
by PonyHag714
Image I just saw an Apple store get robbed... does that make me an iWitness?

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?

Image He just couldn't put it down.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:13 pm
by ToastGhost
:rariwhat: What do you do with a chemist's plants?
:v: You barium.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:14 pm
by ToastGhost
I tried to make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon. :smirk:

(I am a chemist, you see)

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:16 am
by PonyHag714
Image Do you want to hear a joke about Potassium?

Image K.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:37 am
by PhoolCat
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:45 pm
by ToastGhost
PhoolCat wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:37 am
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image What does new age music sound like played backwards?

Image New age music.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:41 am
by PonyHag714
:vogue: The animal hairstylist at the zoo has become a mane attraction.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:26 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear that Mr. Goodbar and a York Peppermint Patty were married?

Image They had a baby, Ruth.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:41 am
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:22 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

:unenthused: Because it was full.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:46 am
by PonyHag714
:flutterdear: What do you call Iron Man without his suit?

Image Stark naked.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image I got into a fight with a snail. It was a real slug fest.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:05 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the poker player say to the deck of cards?

Image I can't deal with you anymore.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the traffic light turn red?

Image You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:03 pm
by ToastGhost
:modesty:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:05 am
by PonyHag714
Image Some say I eat so much fruit that I must be going bananas, while others think I'm already plum crazy. I respond to those people by giving them the raspberry.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:16 am
by PonyHag714
Image What's the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?

Image In a hockey game, the fights are real.