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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:32 am

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:unenthused: Why did Charlie eat his homework?

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:bluh: What do you get when two giraffes collide?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:16 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:40 am

:vogue: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

:maud: Kindly move aside, I can’t see her.
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:ponder: Why did the lights go out?

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:brash: Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
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:facehoof: I need to stop eating Thanksgiving leftovers. I've been trying to quit cold turkey for years.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 24, 2019 7:58 am

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