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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:20 am
What is a Tauntaun's internal temperature?
Luke warm. What is a Tauntaun's internal temperature? Luke warm.Page 17 of 69
What is a Tauntaun's internal temperature? Luke warm.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:48 am
Do you drive your DeLorean often?
From time to time.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:38 am
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? 
Because the chicken hasn’t evolved yet.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:32 am
Why is it a bad idea to insult an octopus? 
Because it is well armed.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:32 am
My cousin, a magician, decided to incorporate the use of trapdoors in his shows. But I think it’s just a stage he’s going through.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:46 am
Why did Charlie eat his homework? 
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:03 am
What are a shark’s two most favorite words? 
Man overboard!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:37 am
What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?
A Golden Receiver.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 8:27 am
Why did the bee marry? 
He'd finally found his honey.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:11 am
Last week’s Clairvoyants Associated meeting was cancelled for unpredictable reasons.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:47 am
Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!
What did you expect for that price? A whole wig?Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:30 am
What's your dog's name? I don't know...he won't tell me.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:22 am
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:56 am
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 8:44 am
Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love? They’re getting married in the spring!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:19 am
What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A giraffic jam.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:16 am
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:36 am
Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill? It was in a hurry to get to the bottom.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:39 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:40 am
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? Kindly move aside, I can’t see her.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:40 am
Why did the lights go out? They liked each other a lot.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:11 pm
When I die, I want my team members to bury me -- so they can let me down one more time.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:50 am
Help! I'm addicted to Twitter! Sorry, I don't follow you.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:33 am
Why was the annoying exterminator fired?
Because he bugged his boss.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:34 am
A cosmetics company had to recall its vanishing cream when many of the women using it were reported missing.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:16 am
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:25 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:36 am
Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:42 am
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. I think I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:18 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 7:57 am
Click for Fullsize Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:06 am
The bakery was so wrapped up in decorating for Christmas that they even decorated their website's cookies.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:32 am
We all just want to belong. But some of us are short.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:22 am
The genetic marker for people who are naturally bad at spelling can be found in those with blood Type-O.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:52 pm
I need to stop eating Thanksgiving leftovers. I've been trying to quit cold turkey for years.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:36 am
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:25 am
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:05 am
Click for Fullsize Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny getting arrested? He was charged with battery.
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 7:58 am
What's a chimney sweep's most common ailment? The flue.