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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:10 am
What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?
That hit the spot. What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner? That hit the spot.Page 18 of 69
What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner? That hit the spot.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 7:52 am
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:30 am
What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of a band?
"When do we get to play MY songs?"Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:07 am
What would you get if you crossed an electric eel with a sponge? 
A shock absorber.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:15 am
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like anyone else.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:24 pm
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? 
"Dam!"Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:25 am
When the arsonist met his girlfriend it was a perfect match. Both of them could light up a room with their presence.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:03 am
Click for Fullsize We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 9:11 am
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:49 am
Thor was arguing with the trickster god. He said, 'Now Loki here...'.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:07 am
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:12 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:16 am
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:32 am
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How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Caesars.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:38 am
What did the tardy cup of coffee say when he got to class?
Sorry I'm latte.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:01 am
Someone stole my Microsoft Office program, and they'll regret it. You have my Word.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:26 am
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How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:41 am
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My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:37 am
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:24 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:35 am
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:03 am
I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:02 am
Why did the queen bee go to the doctor? She had hives!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:00 am
When can a hamburger marry a hot dog? After they have a very frank relationship.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:21 am
How do you take your coffee? Very, very seriously.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:12 am
I saw a lion get into a hot air balloon basket. It caused quite an uproar.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 8:08 am
Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit the moon? At a parking meteor.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:52 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:01 am
Someone hit me over the head with a jigsaw puzzle the other day. I’m still piecing the evidence together.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:36 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:27 am
A friend of mine couldn’t tie his shoelaces, so I sent him to boot camp.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:45 am
An octopus held up the local bank. Apparently he was well armed.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:34 am
I love watching rivers on the internet. I was watching a live stream earlier.