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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:12 am

"I'll be needing some 2 by 4's, I'm building a barn." :twasnothin:
"Okay... how long do you want them?" :-I
"I'll want them forever, I just told you I'm building a barn!" :mad:
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