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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:11 am
by PonyHag714
Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:15 am
by PonyHag714
Why is it easy to figure out the weight of a dragon?
They come with scales.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:05 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
A bald friend painted rabbits on his head. They look like hares from a distance.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:12 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
I phoned the ladder company, but no answer. Just rung and rung.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
I needed to make a ballet costume and didn’t know where to start. Then I put tu and tu together.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:05 am
by PonyHag714
A friend of mine has invented a device to shave cheese. Isn’t that grate?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:50 am
by PonyHag714
I went to the doctor and told him I kept dreaming that I had been writing The Hobbit. He said, “Don’t worry, you’ve just been Tolkien in your sleep”.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
Where do most superheroes live?
Cape Town.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:40 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
I went to the movies the other night to watch that new film about cheese. It was G rated.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:34 pm
by Princess Flufflebutt
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:28 am
I went to the movies the other night to watch that new film about cheese. It was G rated.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:17 pm
by Mechanical Ape
My sister has opened a restaurant on the moon.
Oh? How is it?
Good food, no atmosphere.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:20 am
by PonyHag714
I tried reading a book about a castle with the drawbridge up, but I couldn’t get into it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:51 am
by PonyHag714
I had a paintball exam once. I passed with flying colors.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:58 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
I was going to send back my fish in a herb sauce at a restaurant the other night, but I wasn’t sure if it was the thyme or the place.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
A friend of mine got engaged to a pencil. He was really excited to introduce his friends to his bride 2B.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:31 pm
by diribigal
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source
But that's just a photoshop of official art from the game SINoALICE, featured here
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:38 am
by PonyHag714
Why would you take a ruler to bed with you?
To see how long I sleep.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:12 am
by ToastGhost
"I'll be needing some 2 by 4's, I'm building a barn."
"Okay... how long do you want them?"
"I'll want them forever, I just told you I'm building a barn!"
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:32 am
by Skipper
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:59 am
by PonyHag714
Why did Darth Vader search the guitar shop?
To find the hidden rebel bass.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
Steve McQueen won a superhero lookalike competition once because he was in the greatest cape.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 8:16 am
by PonyHag714
The first rule of mime club is you don’t talk about mime club…
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:53 am
by PonyHag714
I’ve found the perfect gift for the friend who has everything...a burglar alarm.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:05 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
Why are computers like air conditioning units?
They stop working properly when you open too many windows.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
Local glass blower inhaled while working. He ended up with a pane in his stomach.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:49 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:07 am
by PonyHag714
f(x) walks into a a bar and asks for a sandwich. The barman says “I’m sorry, we don’t cater for functions.”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:16 am
by PonyHag714
What sort of clothes do clouds have?
Thunderwear.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:25 am
by PonyHag714
Someone told me I looked like a pepper mill. I took it as a condiment.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:45 am
by PonyHag714
I gave my pet leopard a bath the other day. Now he’s spotless.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:27 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
For sale: Watch with half a face. For a limited time only.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
Castles were great places to go to party. They were famous for their knight life.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:52 am
by PonyHag714
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:10 pm
by ToastGhost