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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:33 am

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:brash: During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.
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Image What do you call it when cafe customers joke about their coffee?

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Image The police officer came up to a large mob of people outside a department store and asked, “What’s happening?”

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:here: What do you cows celebrate on December 31st?

:bluh: Moo Years Eve.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:35 am

:bluh: A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dog was chasing people on bikes. My dog dosen't even own a bike.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:31 am

Image So you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:45 pm

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Image So you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.
I knead more bread jokes.
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Post by West Filly (?) » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:46 pm

Hey, I make a lot of dough working at that bread factory :applejargh:
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Post by drunkill (?) » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:31 am

:rariwhat: How is cat food sold?
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;-) Purr can.
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Image What did the femur say to the patella?

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This thread is amazing. :-D
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Auxiliatrix wrote:
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This thread is amazing. :-D
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:36 am

:maud: I lost my job at the quarry. I guess you could say I've hit rock bottom.
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:flutterdear: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?

Image It came back with a skeleton crew!
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Image What did the moon say to her therapist?

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Post by West Filly (?) » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:43 pm

"I feel like a whole new moon"

said the moon just after they started waxing.
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