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Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do ghosts play in the school band?

Image Haunting melodies.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
:ponder: Why did the artist take a sketch pad to bed with her?

:maud: So she could draw the curtains.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:29 am
by Dong Strongly
:anticipation: what did the grape say to the vine
:rainbert: nothing, grapes don’t talk

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image Where is the English Channel?

Image I don't think we get it on our TV.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:31 pm
by Gloomy Rube
I'll go ahead and repost one of my faves from the old thread:

Early in the evening, Luna and Celestia were sitting in their thrones, working on various administrative tasks. While Luna was concentrating on a particularly complicated bit of Equestrian Law, a portrait of her, that was recently hung over her throne, came loose, falling and hitting her on the head.
Celestia looked up, smiled, and commented: "A striking likeness."

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:23 pm
by PonyHag714
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:26 am
by PonyHag714
Image One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "Sorry, my fault."

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
:unenthused: The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am
by PonyHag714
Image A pet store had a bird contest. No perches necessary.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:17 am
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am
Image A pet store had a bird fish contest. No perches necessary.
Alternate version :twiright:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:36 pm
by Gloomy Rube
that's a good double pun, good job ponyhag and octavia on that tag team effort :good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:49 pm
by Daikatuna
a good thread

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:57 pm
by Gloomy Rube
Daikatuna wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:49 pm
a :good: thread

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:05 pm
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
Image Doctor, I have lettuce sticking out of my ear.

:unenthused: That may be just the tip of the iceberg.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
Image Besides wood, can you name a poor conductor?

Image The music teacher.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did one plate say to the other?

Image Lunch is on me.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:31 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image Nurse, I think I'm shrinking.

:drpony: Go see the doctor, and be a little patient.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:59 am
by PonyHag714
:ponder: What do school cheese and the cafeteria chef's nose have in common?

:bluh: They both smell and they're both runny.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
Image I wrote a tune about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap song.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:38 am
by PonyHag714
:maud: Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:45 pm
by Gloomy Rube
I'm just going to post here about the back of my cinnamon toast crunch box

it says "What do cows read with breakfast" and then there's a bunch of jumbled words that you have to put together to solve it

I'm not going to do that though, because I know the answer will be "A moospaper"

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
Image One mousetrap, please, and hurry. I have to catch a bus.

Image I'm sorry, but our mousetraps aren't that big.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:36 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
:unenthused: This butter is so strong it could walk around the table and say hello to the coffee.

Image If it did, the coffee would be too weak to talk back.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:57 pm
by Octavia
:twiright: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
:-I It runs in your jeans.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image Spike, have you filled the salt shakers?

Image Not yet...it's hard pushing the salt through these little holes!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?

Image No, but I've seen them kill mice.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image When is it easy to read a book in the woods?

:allears: When autumn turns the leaves.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:55 am
by Octavia
:pinkieshrug: Why did the chicken go to the gym?

:fluttersmirk: To work on his pecks

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:01 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear about Tony The Tiger's murder?

Image Police suspect a cereal killer.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:26 am
by PonyHag714
:snobtavia: I know somepony who plays the piano by ear.

:spoiler: I know somepony who fiddles with his beard.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:54 pm
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
Image If there are two flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?

Image The one on the range.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:35 pm
by ToastGhost
:eeyup:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why are clouds like people riding horses?

Image Because they hold the reins.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:50 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:32 am
by SlateSlabrock
:rimshot:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Image Because he had the drumsticks.