S2 Spoilers Thread is Dead Like Spike

[The DoctorTurner Of All Things Timey Wimey]

Hype. Let me tell you how much I've come to be hyped about these episodes since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hype' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hype I feel for this show at this micro-instant. For it. Hype. Hype.

Well aren't we Mr. obscure reference....

[numsOic]

Now we know why it's a two-parter. Crazy antics ahoy!

[Opposing FarceDon't you smile at my faceSpit on my backDo you kiss your mother with a mouth like that?]

Well aren't we Mr. obscure reference....

At this point I think that monologue is better-known than the story itself.
Anyway holy shit this is gonna be one hell of a thing

[MordjaLYRA is the cool pony who likes to hang out. You can find most of the cool ponies with her. LYRA can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the LYRA motto, for example, that's how laid back she is.]

I need to come up with a doppelganger horse pun, doitdoitdoit!

[blasmeisterIt is justice, not charity, that is wanting in the world.]

Also did anyone notice what looked like Rainbow dash siding with herselves to terrorize poor fluttershy?


(yes it's probably just that there were 4 clones, but still, made me giggle)

[Wayoshi]

And the HUB finally waltzes in with its official clip:

Click here to view video.

In an alternate universe, without a tip-off from a random guy watching On Demand, everyone is just starting their OMGWTFBBQs...

[Gruekinda magical]

>Everypony who is anypony will be there.

>No Luna.

[jerryleeAre you taunting me?Is this some weird game where you name all the things I can't do?]

And people were worried it was just gonna be some gushy thing Hasbro forced in to sell toys.

This'll own.

Well, except for the "just" part, that's not inaccurate. But really it seems to be the same formula that's been making FiM awesome since the get-go.

Hasbro: "Hey, can you guys make ______ so we can sell toys of it? We trust you to work out the details. Thanks, bye."

Studio: *MAKES SHIT GO CUCKOO CRAZY*

Basically this is why I had faith back when I first heard about the royal wedding and it looks as though that's going to be vindicated!

[numsOic]

PEW PEW PEW

[jerryleeAre you taunting me?Is this some weird game where you name all the things I can't do?]

PONYGUN!

[The DoctorTurner Of All Things Timey Wimey]

PEW PEW PEW

Writers: "Want to screw with the "Fighting is Magic" guys?"

JT: "OK"

[WylieCIDER CIDER CIDER]

Epic pony war confirmed.

Pinkie using Twi as her personal Gatling gun is pretty damn amazing.

I've said it before: we're going to need a bigger .

[Opposing FarceDon't you smile at my faceSpit on my backDo you kiss your mother with a mouth like that?]

>Everypony who is anypony will be there.

>No Luna.

I like to think that all major gatherings in Equestria turn into crazy clusterfucks (even the ones without the mane six), and that this has been the case since before the NMM thing went down. At this point Luna knows better than to get involved and is just glad that her 1000-year absence means nobody expects her to anymore.

[Xavier GenisiLike I said, princesses are pretty, Jack. And I am very in touch with my inner princess.]

Oh my god.

[numsOic]

Epic pony war confirmed.

Pinkie using Twi as her personal Gatling gun is pretty damn amazing.

I've said it before: we're going to need a bigger .

(Source)

[Herr Generalfabulous]

Since everyone seems to think the chaos is a result of Discord, I have a contradicting opinion: It's Luna. She forgot her meds.

evidence to support this: none. I just wanted to be different (and proved wrong as well, which will undoubtedly happen.)

[Gruekinda magical]

It's Celestia. She was the mastermind behind the Best Night Ever after all. She's a professional party pooper.

[Admiral Bonetopickhey u]

Odd thing to comment on but I really like Cadence's voice.

Going by her design/general concept I was worried she'd end up as another demure Disney-princess type, but that sharp, raspy voice you hear a bit of suggests something else entirely.

[Opposing FarceDon't you smile at my faceSpit on my backDo you kiss your mother with a mouth like that?]

Cadence's voice kinda reminds me of Luna's, actually.

[The DoctorTurner Of All Things Timey Wimey]

I kind of hope it's not Discord. Much like Q, i don't want him to become overused. Luna doing something would be fantastic, who knows if she was intentionally hidden the previews. All in all, I don't really expect either of them to make an appearance.


SIDE NOTE: Anyone know who does put together the commercials? Does the studio, or does HUB chop them together themselves?

[DarkMatter]

What? WHAT?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

THIS EPISODE IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!

[FightingDreamerBrony For Life]

So... does this mean we get both parts on the same day? That would be nice.

[The DoctorTurner Of All Things Timey Wimey]

So... does this mean we get both parts on the same day? That would be nice.

[Scuderia FerrarityThe Corndogs Of Today are the Tacos of Tomorrow]

Is JDL aping the Life Styles of the Rich and Famous host?

What's with the Royal Wedding lettering anyway?

Also: this show this show this fucking show

[FightingDreamerBrony For Life]

If they made us wait a whole summer, I'd be pretty pissed. Hopefully it'll just be like the Discord eps where there's only a week inbetween.

[The DoctorTurner Of All Things Timey Wimey]

If they made us wait a whole summer, I'd be pretty pissed. Hopefully it'll just be like the Discord eps where there's only a week inbetween.

After Best of Both Worlds, I can take any cliffhanger. bring it on!

[DiscordWhat have I done? Sweet Chaos, what have I done? Become a beast in the night, Become a God on the run, And have I fallen so far, And is the hour so late, That nothing remains but the cry of my hate, The cries in the dark that nobody hears, Here where I stand at the turning of years]

Pony laser beams

This is going to be awesome.

[Lazy]

I can't even put into words how hyped I already am for this.
How does everyone who really wanted more fighting ponies feel(ARAMEK)?

[shotgunbadgerBeing pressed into labor is fun, as long as the work is peppy!]

Cadence's voice kinda reminds me of Luna's, actually.

It's Luna in bad paint, ever since Nightmare Night she figured Twilight would make a better sister than Celestia. This has nothing to do with the chaos or anything and she'll be super pissed

For real though I've gone from 'oh, pony royal wedding, cute, should have some funny moments with them doing typical cartoon goofs on weddings' to 'oh god this is the best thing' so fast!

[Bremen]

Did I just see Pinkie Pie using Twilight Sparkle as a rotary minigun?

...

Did I just see Pinkie Pie using Twilight Sparkle as a rotary minigun?

Yes, this is going to be awesome.

[BartonFink]

SIDE NOTE: Anyone know who does put together the commercials? Does the studio, or does HUB chop them together themselves?

I haven't heard it for ponies specifically but for every other show I've heard of (can't think of an exception), it's the network and not the studio which does the advertising materials. So that's a safe bet.

[Doctor Wheeze]

Did I just see Pinkie Pie using Twilight Sparkle as a rotary minigun?

...

Did I just see Pinkie Pie using Twilight Sparkle as a rotary minigun?

Yes, this is going to be awesome.

It's kinda wild that they went from using a goofy pie fight to do a big action scene last season to... that.

[MochaBean]

I didn't see Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle anywhere though. I hope they show up.

Also - It look's like Twilight is Shining's "best man".

[brakelessA pegasus will fly long and hard for a bit of gilded brass.]

PEW PEW PEW

This is bullshit. There's not even one wedding gown in sight. What kind of frou-frou show is this?

can't stop giggling like an idiot please help

[Lazy]

It's kinda wild that they went from using a goofy pie fight to do a big action scene last season to... that.

This is what can happen when you change your rating from "Educational", in the best way possible.
I mean for real, this is the most hyped I've been for a new episode in a long while.
...but it's not coming out right away.

[SlateSlabrock]

Cadænce sounds surprisingly... normal.

SIDE NOTE: Anyone know who does put together the commercials? Does the studio, or does HUB chop them together themselves?

Usually the channels put them together. Plenty of shows have run into overzealous PR folks hyping new episodes with spoilers.

PEW PEW PEW

[Grilox]

Best part: Cadance is normal-sized, meaning that she's probably just one of Celestia's nieces, not a super pony like Celestia.

Here's hoping she ends up being female Blueblood personality-wise.

[VaultAggie"Shawty, you the best"]

Holy crap that preview looked awesome. Glad to see that the wedding is going to turn out to be a nightmare for everyone involved.

[TailspinQueen of the skies]

Best part: Cadance is normal-sized, meaning that she's probably just one of Celestia's nieces, not a super pony like Celestia.

Yeah, I was worried the whole thing would end up looking akward with Cadance being taller then Shining Armor.

[Wayoshi]

Honestly my guess is her wings will be used very sparingly, assuming she was originally a unicorn. They will just be there and we'll all ignore her anyways during the MANE 6 VS. MANE 6 feature event.