May One Sentence Sharing

[Stuff]

I'm noticing that & are quickly becoming the top favorites.

Speaking of smilies, where are my Care Bear smilies?

[Scuderia FerrarityThe Corndogs Of Today are the Tacos of Tomorrow]

Who does a better evil laugh, John De Lancie or Kelsey Grammer?

[Mad SurgeLunch break is over, back to the brewThe fad is over and nothing's askew!]

A Canterlot Wedding ended with the villains being defeated by a blast of concentrated love. That is basically the Care Bears' entire schtick. Which means that before it's even started, the bear show has already been beaten by the pony show at its own game.

"Oh, I get it -- instead of Canterlot, they call it Care-A-Lot because they care. Boy, those bears sure love their punny names!"

You forget the Bears shooting rainbow lasers out of their bellies, what about tha-oh right, the Elements of Harmony. Their lasers only hurt a bit villains, the Elements totally obliterate whatever's the target. Owned at their own game TWICE. Quoting a certain videogame villain: "My GOD it feels good to be on the winning team!"

[LiamA]

I think the PR person was joking around.

[DarkMatter]

Anthony Bourdain ate Rainbow Dash!

Click here to view video.

[kefkafloyd]

Oh mister Bourdain, too bad you won't be around to entertain us when we go to Les Halles at Bronycon.

[Stuff]

That was fantastic.

What does horse meat even taste like...?

[Hyper!!!I had two avatars, but the admins were able to do something about it...]

That reminds me, I show my brother was watching made the classic horse meat joke. He told me he didn't get what was so terrible about horse meat and I explained to him that in the USA, the only way to get horse meat is from shady places, and also ponies are kinda like ponies. He immediately understood.

[MordjaLYRA is the cool pony who likes to hang out. You can find most of the cool ponies with her. LYRA can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the LYRA motto, for example, that's how laid back she is.]

It took me forever to realized Pinkemon's avatar was a ponified character.

[Lazy]

and also ponies are kinda like ponies.

whoa

[Hyper!!!I had two avatars, but the admins were able to do something about it...]

Oh dear I'm stupid

[Frosthawkwhat is this. what is this SHIT]

I found out via Twitter just now that M.A. Larson likes Moose Drool brown ale. He is now my favorite dude.

[All Out Of Nickelshow would one go about putting a bloom on a apple...Its horrendous...]

Oh dear I'm stupid

no think about that if ponies taste like ponys why cant be like the ponuis

i think youre on to somethang bro

[Pony Factory Factory]

Join me in bummed-out-ness. At least we can watch it online I guess? Hopefully they have better sound this time.

Tell us about your wall. All I have is a signed Megaman drawing by Inafune (which admittedly is nothing to sneeze at because he quit and most likely can't do anything Megaman related again) but after I got that all I've wanted to do is collect signatures.

The wall is more aspiration than reality at the moment, but the plan was to collect sketches and/or have interestingly-signed thingies from all sorts of media I find neat. I've currently got an Andrew Hussie sketch (of something which was later canonized in Homestuck, and no, not the codpiece, that was another Goon), the Dr. McNinja/Axe Cop poster (not yet signed), three Sharpwriter president prints (Teddy Roosevelt vs. Bigfoot, Thomas Jefferson vs. Gorilla, George Washington vs. Zombies), and a Nedroid print (Beartato and Reginald in suits, unfortunately I neglected to get it signed, but I do have a nice big Beartato in my copy of his first book).

Also up there are some things personally meaningful: a signed caste photo (for which I was the photographer) of a senior year production of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Music Directed by my roommate, who then went on to a little show that won a ton of Tony awards), as well as a 4x6 photocollage of misc. shots I took during school (mostly of other plays).

I was really hoping to add a signed Pinkie sketch or maybe one of those con cast prints to the wall.

[Pocketis she just gonna go booty booty]

I have been having my computer wake me up by playing "Smile Smile Smile" every morning that I have the house to myself pretty much since "A Friend in Deed" aired. I have yet to tire of it.

[Mechanical ApeThank you Sweetio!But your cutie mark is in another castle!]

Not being a morning person, I fear the only outcome of that plan would be that I'd grow to loathe and resent "Smile Smile Smile", and that would be just horrid.

[Pink Himalayan Saltsee this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office]

Not being a morning person, I fear the only outcome of that plan would be that I'd grow to loathe and resent "Smile Smile Smile", and that would be just horrid.

"Everypony SMILE SMILE SMILE-"

"SHUT UP PINKIE PIE. FUCKING HELL. EVERY DAY. Just...just stop. I can't smile anymore Pinkie, I just can't. It's over." *begins heavily sobbing*

[ROBOT B9I am just about to be BRILLIANT!]

No one should ever get tired of Smile Smile Smile. NO ONE.

[Mechanical ApeThank you Sweetio!But your cutie mark is in another castle!]

My spellchecker correctly feels an appropriate substitute for "ponyless" is "pointless".

[Kanthulhu~~Books!~~]

Is there a date yet for the end of the ponyless season? Anything? A hint, perhaps? Anything at all?

[Headless Horse]

It's not even June yet. If we're already getting antsy, that's not a good sign...

[AramekYour MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue."So you're saying..."Your brain is about 20% tumor.]

It's not even June yet. If we're already getting antsy, that's not a good sign...

This is me keeping it together during the Summer:



Just barely.

[Wayoshi]

Is there a date yet for the end of the ponyless season? Anything? A hint, perhaps? Anything at all?

Oh you.

To be honest, we're coming up on 4 weeks here and I have been fine, so yay for that.

[CW_Wonderso fuckin' cute :3]

I have been having my computer wake me up by playing "Smile Smile Smile" every morning that I have the house to myself pretty much since "A Friend in Deed" aired. I have yet to tire of it.

I've had Smile as my phone's alarm clock music since the episode aired. Haven't grown tired of it at all, and even sometimes end up singing parts of it quietly to myself after getting up. It's unbelievably catchy and a really great piece of music.

[ROBOT B9I am just about to be BRILLIANT!]

Who does a better evil laugh, John De Lancie or Kelsey Grammer?

Vincent Price. The right answer is always Vincent Price.

[JupiterDermatologists Hate Her!Local Apple discovers weird old trick]

My alarm is a piece of EurobeatBrony's You Gotta Share. I don't know why I like the Techno-Banjo-Combo so much but here we are.

[HollowThis place needs a miracle.]

That reminds me, I show my brother was watching made the classic horse meat joke. He told me he didn't get what was so terrible about horse meat and I explained to him that in the USA, the only way to get horse meat is from shady places, and also ponies are kinda like ponies. He immediately understood.

Man, I didn't think horse meat was a bad deal either, until I researched it. America doesn't have the same laws over horses that they do with cows, chickens, and pigs. Thoroughbred racehorses are slaughtered inhumanely, then sold to Europe, Japan, and many other countries that pay top dollar. The more a horse loses races, the worse tracks he/she gets sent to, until they hit the bottom of the barrel. When they do, they're sold off, usually to kill buyers who get a nice profit. They of course do this behind closed doors, sometimes even selling them directly from the stables at the track.

It's insane we let this happen---oh no I'm getting into Fluttershy mode

[NLTMONE....TWO....BOOKS.]

I've currently got an Andrew Hussie sketch (of something which was later canonized in Homestuck, and no, not the codpiece, that was another Goon)

Now I need to know.

What was the sketch?

[AramekYour MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue."So you're saying..."Your brain is about 20% tumor.]

My brain says "Hey, we eat pigs and cows, why are horses magically better? I mean, as long as it is properly regulated and it is done humanely, who am I to judge another culture?"

My heart goes "AAAAAUUUUGGHHHHH! HORSIES! AAABLLBHBLHJBLJLBLHBLBHB HORSIES! DEY SO PRETTY WANNA BRUSH THEM!"

[JupiterDermatologists Hate Her!Local Apple discovers weird old trick]

Is raising and conditioning a horse entirely for amusement better or worse than killing it for food?
Deep Thoughts Wednesday.

[All Out Of Nickelshow would one go about putting a bloom on a apple...Its horrendous...]

Is raising and conditioning a horse entirely for amusement better or worse than killing it for food?
Deep Thoughts Wednesday.

Deep Thought Wednesday? I'm in the middle of a bothersome laundry Thursday.

Also for the record the "Friendship Express" wouldn't work at all, I mean aren't there suppose to be pistons for the Steam to get pumped though in order for it to movie the wheeles thus moving itself? Nor a water tank wouldn't that mean that the boiler would swell to the point where it would literally Explode those ponies didn't think this out though did they.?

[ArtificerGoes well with All Natural Milk Naturally Flavored with Natural Flavors.]

Deep Thought Wednesday? I'm in the middle of a bothersome laundry Thursday.

Also for the record the "Friendship Express" wouldn't work at all, I mean aren't their suppose to be pistons for the Steam to get pumped though? Nor a water tank wouldn't that mean that the boiler would swell to the point where it would literally Explode those ponies didn't think this out though did they.?

I like how you capitalized steam.

[RagnarWhat's older? Unicorns, or stars?]

Is raising and conditioning a horse entirely for amusement better or worse than killing it for food?
Deep Thoughts Wednesday.

I'm voting better, so long as the horse is provided with good food and water, proper veterinary care, the company of one or more other horses because they're social animals, and maybe a pet goat. Horses fucking love goats.

[AramekYour MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue."So you're saying..."Your brain is about 20% tumor.]

Where do we draw the line at "Which animals are okay to eat?" How do we decide, and should it be universal?

[All Out Of Nickelshow would one go about putting a bloom on a apple...Its horrendous...]

I like how you capitalized steam.

That and you quoted my "Unedited-non perfection" ver.
I've never really like the idea of eatting horse, and apon watching ponies it has put we off even more.

[Mr. BigBrush is mightier than pen.]

Where do we draw the line at "Which animals are okay to eat?" How do we decide, and should it be universal?

Basically it depends on how cute the animals are. The uglier they are, the more it's okay to eat

(My favorite meat is lamb, BTW)

[Huitzil]

Basically it depends on how cute the animals are. The uglier they are, the more it's okay to eat

(My favorite meat is lamb, BTW)

I think it's a bell curve more than a direct correlation. We don't eat bugs, and they're ugly as all Bejesus.

[MordjaLYRA is the cool pony who likes to hang out. You can find most of the cool ponies with her. LYRA can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the LYRA motto, for example, that's how laid back she is.]

Where do we draw the line at "Which animals are okay to eat?" How do we decide, and should it be universal?

Cuteness, duh.

[Ashenai You're dorkin' up the skies, Twilight Sparkle.]

My rule is that I don't eat any animal that can talk, or cast magic spells.

[Killing Vector]

I made pasta sauce with ground horse meat (found it at the grocery store here in Quebec) to celebrate the season 2 premiere.