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[itinerant nomadSurprise Pedantry!]

People eat cephalopods like squid, cuttlefish, and octopus, and those are extremely smart creatures. It's a very alien intelligence, though, and they don't share mammalian visual and audio cues that can tug at heartstrings.

[Huitzil]

People eat cephalopods like squid, cuttlefish, and octopus, and those are extremely smart creatures. It's a very alien intelligence, though, and they don't share mammalian visual and audio cues that can tug at heartstrings.

I think cuttlefish are adorable though Why? Because they are not bugs.

(also it probably isn't ethical to eat cephalopods but we didn't know that until eating them was A Thing already )

[Aurora]

Vintage 2011.

[Crow.Why, of course!I'm clearly insane! .]

Vintage 2011.

This is all I could think of when I read your comment.

[ArtificerGoes well with All Natural Milk Naturally Flavored with Natural Flavors.]

Rat is good eating.

[Aurora]

This is all I could think of when I read your comment.

It's Original Flavor Chunkytar, baby.

[Mr. BigBrush is mightier than pen.]

An LA Weekly interview with Lauren Faust

http://blogs.laweekly.com/arts/2012/05/ ... e_2012.php

[Scuderia FerrarityWhy?Because Twilight Sparkle. That's why.-- Twilight Sparkle]

My rule is that I don't eat any animal that can talk, or cast magic spells.

so big mac then?

[All Out Of Nickelshow would one go about putting a bloom on a apple...Its horrendous...]

Aw yeah gonna never take this off so no one else can ever have it.

It took you a month to leave this unguarded didn't it?

Yet somehow feels so dirty...






this av is ruining my metal state oh god help why lazy why it burns

[ROBOT B9I am just about to be BRILLIANT!]

Growing up in mediterranean Europe, I'm not ashamed to admit that I've eaten many animals including fried calamari (that looks like onion rings!) cuttlefish (only in paella, on it's own, it tastes like sweatbands.) and rabbit (pretty good if you cook it right).

But would I eat horse meat?

HELL NO I WOULDN'T.

[londonarbuckleAND SOMEDAY YOU WILL BUCK LIKE I BUCK.]

fried calamari (that looks like onion rings!)

^The best thing.

[ROBOT B9I am just about to be BRILLIANT!]

You're damned right they are, especially in tartar sauce.

[Mad SurgeLunch break is over, back to the brewThe fad is over and nothing's askew!]

You're damned right they are, especially in tartar sauce.

Dunno about tartar sauce, but they really are, together with fried shrimps. My town is on the sea, so it's not too hard fo find them *drool*
Eh, I still prefer cats, but dogs are cool too. And none of both is too bright or smart

[Lazy]

It took you a month to leave this unguarded didn't it?

To be fair, a good portion of that time was because of some weird site bug that made me completely unable to change avatars until admin intervention.

Basically I am saying that av will grab on and never let go.

[ROBOT B9I am just about to be BRILLIANT!]

It looks like Gilda has a crick in her neck in your new avatar.

[AramekYour MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue."So you're saying..."Your brain is about 20% tumor.]

Gilda is the most huggable griffon ever. I don't care that she's a huge jerk.

[numsOic]

Nums, I was just about to ask you where the hell your avatar was from, and then I refresh the page and it's changed!

Hey, where was your (old) av from?

Some shit fan animation.

[ROBOT B9I am just about to be BRILLIANT!]

Now it looks like the Mothman thingy that (supposingly) terrorised that one U.S town and destroyed the bridge that killed something like 200 people.

[DurandalLiberate yourself from my viselike grip.]

It's a very alien intelligence, though, and they don't share mammalian visual and audio cues that can tug at lyra.

I read this and was super confused about the last bit, and then I remembered that I setup firefox to replace all instances of the word "heartstrings" with "lyra" instead

[ROBOT B9I am just about to be BRILLIANT!]

This is so obvious yet so funny at the same time:

Click here to view video.

...Could have done without the overused sound bite, though.

[Kanthulhu~~Books!~~]

Gilda is the most huggable griffon ever. I don't care that she's a huge jerk.

Geez, Aramek have some standards! You can't just go around hugging jerks! I mean, what's next after hugging Gilda? Hugging Rainbow Dash?

[Pink Himalayan Saltsee this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office]

This is my time to shine!

*pulls up list_of_all_my_little_pony_friendship_is_magic_characters_I_would_like_to_hug.txt (3 GB)*

[Frosthawkwhat is this. what is this SHIT]

Some shit fan animation.

Your currently avatar goes well with the "Stare Masters" tag.

I mean Jesus.

[RagnarThe fact that there is quite definitely nothing at all out there, yet it is visiting anyway, is of some distress to those who care about such things.]

This is my time to shine!

*pulls up list_of_all_my_little_pony_friendship_is_magic_characters_I_would_like_to_hug.txt (3 GB)*

3 gigs? I'm assuming the list is just every character mentioned by name, and then one or more of those names repeated over and over again for a few hundred thousand pages. Or maybe it's just every single frame of the show, named one by one in order and then described in detail along with an essay on what is so cute about that frame.

[Mr. BigBrush is mightier than pen.]

M.A. Larson draws Pinkie Pie

[Crow.Why, of course!I'm clearly insane! .]

That's hilarious ^^^^

3 gigs? I'm assuming the list is just every character mentioned by name, and then one or more of those names repeated over and over again for a few hundred thousand pages. Or maybe it's just every single frame of the show, named one by one in order and then described in detail along with an essay on what is so cute about that frame.

It's a list of all possible combinations between hugging one to three ponies simultaneously and the physics of why hugging four ponies at once is too hard.

[RagnarThe fact that there is quite definitely nothing at all out there, yet it is visiting anyway, is of some distress to those who care about such things.]

It's a list of all possible combinations between hugging one to three ponies simultaneously and the physics of why hugging four ponies at once is too hard.

But ponies can hug five at a time, as evidenced by all group hugs in the show with the mane six! What allows them to do that? Is it magic? Is that the magic of friendship?!

[Kanthulhu~~Books!~~]

The marshmallowy composition of their bodies allow them to stretch their arms further than we are able to.

[Electric PonyBad 'un...Horrid...Bad 'un...Horrid...Does he ever make a good post?]

Now it looks like the Mothman thingy that (supposingly) terrorised that one U.S town and destroyed the bridge that killed something like 200 people.

It sure does.

[Herr Generalfabulous]

The marshmallowy composition of their bodies allow them to stretch their arms further than we are able to.

So the optimum amount of hugging would occur if the aforementioned 4-6 ponies hugged you instead.

[Marcturus]

So the optimum amount of hugging would occur if the aforementioned 4-6 ponies hugged you instead.

But no human could ever withstand 6 ponies hugging them simultaneously, the magical friendship particles emitted would cause brain hemorrhages and class-5 fuzzy wuzzies.

[Stuff]

So I guess I'm a bronibooru uploader now!

[WylieCIDER CIDER CIDER]

Have a look at @ponyadvisory on Twitter. It's satirical "parental advisories" about things that may or may not happen on the show that might be disturbing to your little ones:

VIOLENCE: Spike calls a 900 number and runs up Twilight's phone bill. You can't hear the other end but Spike remarks "Oh yeah, I like flan."

VIOLENCE & GORE: The scene where Twilight wakes up animals does nothing but reinforce the stereotype that snakes are big bitey jerkfaces.

VIOLENCE & GORE: A deleted scene from "Sisterhooves Social" has Rarity meeting with a hitman to "have a Belle rung".

[RagnarThe fact that there is quite definitely nothing at all out there, yet it is visiting anyway, is of some distress to those who care about such things.]

Those are great.

SEX & NUDITY: Pinkie Pie suggests to young Applebloom that her future talent might be "eating" "cupcakes".
PROFANITY: Ponyized versions of swear words are used (i.e "hay" for "hell", "feather" for "fuck", "blank-flank" for "untalented loser-ass").
INTENSE SCENES: Sometimes, a character's plans do not turn out as they had hoped.
VIOLENCE & GORE: Pinkie Pie stirs a bowl of cupcake batter with vigor.

[Crow.Why, of course!I'm clearly insane! .]

Those are awful.

[Pink Himalayan Saltsee this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office]

Have a look at @ponyadvisory on Twitter. It's satirical "parental advisories" about things that may or may not happen on the show that might be disturbing to your little ones:

VIOLENCE: Spike calls a 900 number and runs up Twilight's phone bill. You can't hear the other end but Spike remarks "Oh yeah, I like flan."

VIOLENCE & GORE: The scene where Twilight wakes up animals does nothing but reinforce the stereotype that snakes are big bitey jerkfaces.

VIOLENCE & GORE: A deleted scene from "Sisterhooves Social" has Rarity meeting with a hitman to "have a Belle rung".

Funny thing - it's based off a twitter account called @parentaladvisory, which is excerpts from the parentel guide of IMDB. You seriously need to follow it

SEX & NUDITY: There is a scene that implies that Goku is aroused

SEX & NUDITY: Men and women are seen frequently, sometimes together

VIOLENCE & GORE: Two men hug and one begins gnawing on the other man's pasta necklace

VIOLENCE & GORE: Neil Patrick Harris tries to escape a situation he got himself into

VIOLENCE & GORE: An elderly man becomes confused in a restaurant

VIOLENCE & GORE: In a dream, you see 2 people dressed as a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco fighting each other

[Scuderia FerrarityWhy?Because Twilight Sparkle. That's why.-- Twilight Sparkle]

sig rotator strikes again.

[londonarbuckleAND SOMEDAY YOU WILL BUCK LIKE I BUCK.]

VIOLENCE & GORE: In a dream, you see 2 people dressed as a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco fighting each other

Incidentally, Hot Rod is great.

[Ashenai You're dorkin' up the skies, Twilight Sparkle.]

Funny thing - it's based off a twitter account called @parentaladvisory, which is excerpts from the parentel guide of IMDB. You seriously need to follow it

SEX & NUDITY: There is a scene that implies that Goku is aroused

SEX & NUDITY: Men and women are seen frequently, sometimes together

VIOLENCE & GORE: Two men hug and one begins gnawing on the other man's pasta necklace

VIOLENCE & GORE: Neil Patrick Harris tries to escape a situation he got himself into

VIOLENCE & GORE: An elderly man becomes confused in a restaurant

VIOLENCE & GORE: In a dream, you see 2 people dressed as a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco fighting each other

Haha, these are so amazing.

VIOLENCE & GORE: A room, a man, a dog and a woman are completely covered with post-it notes.

VIOLENCE & GORE: People talk about bacteria and their ability to survive in extreme circumstances

SEX & NUDITY: An animal advises another animal to confess its feelings to another animal

[ROBOT B9I am just about to be BRILLIANT!]

VIOLENCE & GORE: A room, a man, a dog and a woman are completely covered with post-it notes.

VIOLENCE & GORE: People talk about bacteria and their ability to survive in extreme circumstances

SEX & NUDITY: An animal advises another animal to confess its feelings to another animal

OK, let me guess these movies:

1. Bruce Almighty (Easy for me because I love Jim Carrey.)
2. War Of The Worlds- Tom Cruise version.
3. ...The Lion King? It could conceivably be about 50 different Disney films.